What would you do?

[kim23ch]

Hi,

I have been dating this guy for the last year. One time, I told him that since I'm a classy, Chinese girl, my body does not produce poop. Recently, I was at his place. When we were chatting, I was working hard to hold in my poop. Later on, I realized that I was not going to be able to hold it in much longer. In my desperation to preserve my reputation, I told him that I was gonna go pee. The sounds and smell of my poop gave me away. He said aha and made fun of me. I told him that this could have happened to any beautiful girl. How should I handle my embarrassment? What would you ladies have done? Do you women own up to your poop or pretend your body doesn't produce it.

[single8259]

I've been in this situation before, I also try my best not to poop at guys places and overall hide the fact that I do it at all.

 

We're all human, we all poop. It's no big deal. Any person that thinks a girl pooping is a deal breaker isn't worth the trouble.

 

If I were you I would feel relieved. You're officially past the "poop introduction" phase. Sounds like your guy is really cool and was trying to be light hearted about the situation.

 

There are things you can do to make yourself more comfortable pooping at his place. Putting a little toilet paper in the water muffled the sound a bit and you could bring your own air freshener or ask him to get some.

[Toodaloo]

You have been dating a year and are still uncomfortable admitting that you poop?

 

You probably farted because you were trying to hold it in...

 

If I were you I would just say what he heard was a unicorn fart and what he smelt was unicorn poop.

 

Make a joke of it and relax.

 

Poop at his house with freedom and do not worry about it!

[Stillits]

I hear of girls doing what you do, a lot, and it always makes me wonder. I don't recognize this fear of pooping somewhere if I have to poop. Seriously, if I have to go to the toilet, I will go. I don't know if I'm a special case or what, but usually it doesn't smell enough for the smell to remain after I flush? xD

 

Whether or not you told him you don't fart, you are still a human being, and the human body produces waste that needs to go out. It's unhealthy to hold it in.

[kendahke]

Hi,

I have been dating this guy for the last year. One time, I told him that since I'm a classy, Chinese girl, my body does not produce poop. Recently, I was at his place. When we were chatting, I was working hard to hold in my poop. Later on, I realized that I was not going to be able to hold it in much longer. In my desperation to preserve my reputation, I told him that I was gonna go pee. The sounds and smell of my poop gave me away. He said aha and made fun of me. I told him that this could have happened to any beautiful girl. How should I handle my embarrassment? What would you ladies have done? Do you women own up to your poop or pretend your body doesn't produce it.

 

"Class" and "beauty" have nothing to do with it. It's a basic human bodily function.

 

I wouldn't lie about something that the whole world knows is not true--that would make me look like an imbecile.

 

If you eat, you poop. If you're constipated to the point where you don't', then you throw up every time you eat because the food has nowhere to go but back out your mouth. That's the way the human body works. Every human body in the history of mankind and in the future of mankind. You included.

 

I'd tell him "hey, I need to light up your bathroom--got any air freshener?"

[Rainah]

Everyone poops, bring air freshener for his place for next time you stay there, don't worry about it he probably isn't giving it a second thought.

[Grapesofwrath]

SMH. Are there people in this world who think that pooping is a dealbreaker? That's a joke, right? (Maybe this whole thread is a joke?)

 

All humans since the beginning of time, mammals, reptiles, amphibians, and fish excrete waste. To assert that you do not do this is lunacy. The Queen of England poops. The Sultan of Brunei poops. Of course you poop. If you didn't poop, you'd be dead.

 

Bring some air freshener, light a match afterward, burn a little sage to cover the smell. That's all fine.

 

If this is seriously an issue for you, I would suggest that you work on your control issues and try to release your need to be "perfect" all the time. It's exhausting and unattainable, and it will prevent you from experiencing true intimacy in your life.

[preraph]

Well, I would just say that if he actually believes it is possible to be human and not poop, then he has poop for brains and isn't worth dating to begin with. And you need to get more comfortable with yourself, girlie. You hate yourself and think you're not good enough for anyone, apparently.