MovingOnIsHard Posted June 27, 2016 Posted June 27, 2016 Im pretty good with containing my farts..I cant remember the first time I farted in front of my bf, but I recall that one time he was going down on me and i couldnt hold it in, and farted loudly in his face lol Of course I was so embarrased and wanted him to stop but he just laughed it off and kept going until I came. Needless to say, he's a keeper. 1
Leigh 87 Posted June 29, 2016 Posted June 29, 2016 Wtf... Man. Farting in guys faces? Seriously? Man o man. My bf would DIE.
Leigh 87 Posted June 29, 2016 Posted June 29, 2016 My bf said that if I farted loudly in public, and he was next to me, that he WOULDN'T take the blame:mad:
Justanaverageguy Posted June 29, 2016 Posted June 29, 2016 I had an ex I dated for a number of years that I never heard (or smelt) fart a single time while conscious. Funny thing was though, almost like clockwork she would let one go immediately after falling asleep pretty much every night. She was very conscious of being lady like so I never had the heart to tell her.
Otter2569 Posted June 29, 2016 Posted June 29, 2016 I see what you are saying about ignoring, laughing etc and that's what I typically do but you also have proceed with caution. The last thing you want to do is encourage her. Next thing you know youre in a farting contest and its like living with one of your frat buddies pulling each others finger and lifting your ass to see who can rip the biggest one LOL Farting today, Dutch oven for you tomorrow!
Ensam Posted June 29, 2016 Posted June 29, 2016 I don't react in any way, it's natural and it happens. Consciously farting around each other though is not something I see as a positive or funny thing, rather that's getting too comfortable in my opinion. We all fart and it's not something that needs to be announced. It's just common courtesy to take care of business in the bathroom or when alone in a room whenever possible. I guess that despite being a guy, I just never saw the humour in farts.
salparadise Posted June 29, 2016 Posted June 29, 2016 Tell her, next time give me some warning and we'll light that phukker.
jen1447 Posted June 29, 2016 Posted June 29, 2016 There's something about when a woman farts and experiences herself as a not-always-beautiful lady in your presence that transcends the relationship, I think. You can still be hot and sexy if you just own your farts. The problem comes with the indignity of trying to deny them or insist on some silly facade that you don't fart. That big lie is what's not-always-beautiful, not the farts themselves. But I think as guys we can name it without shame much easier because of societal conditioning and all that good stuff. Our stink is more permitted. It shouldn't be bc those chili cheese fries and whatever else you put in yourselves really make you rank. In a perfect world, women fart with dignity and pride without hiding it, but men go off to do it in the man cave/garage/ fart lounge so the rest of us don't die. (In all seriousness I know there are some equally lethal women out there.) 1
dpass Posted July 4, 2016 Posted July 4, 2016 As a man, I am completely turned off when a woman farts in front of me. My gf burps and that's borderline as bad. I'd never laugh about it. But yes, I fart in front of her.
Jammer25 Posted July 4, 2016 Posted July 4, 2016 I've always played it off with girlfriends I've had, and I guess I've been fortunate to be with women who found it funny as well. If you can laugh with someone about it, I think that's great. "Too comfortable" is subjective.
longjohn Posted July 5, 2016 Posted July 5, 2016 Fart back, it's a defining moment in a relationship. Just don't fart if you'd had a curry you might get more than you bargained for.. haha.
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