TheBathWater Posted June 26, 2016 Posted June 26, 2016 So I've had a few beers tonight, and of course I'm thinking of intelligent stuff. I've always thought that when you're seeing a new girl and she farts for the first time around you that it marks some kind of shift in the relationship (note: I said shift, not sh*t ). There's something about when a woman farts and experiences herself as a not-always-beautiful lady in your presence that transcends the relationship, I think. So I'm just curious...how do you guys respond to this? I usually 'pretend' to ignore it the first time because every woman is different and I'm never sure how she'll react, but I always tease them about it later once they catch me in the act. I'm really good at holding it in, so she always toots first, then all bets are off and I let it rip But I think as guys we can name it without shame much easier because of societal conditioning and all that good stuff. Our stink is more permitted.
juniorrocha Posted June 26, 2016 Posted June 26, 2016 Well, it doesn't matter your gender, everybody farts. So everybody should be happy farting because that's as natural as having a nose. I use to find it funny when my ex farted, especially because she would be all "oh dear, please pretend you didn't hear a thing". hahaha
TXGuy Posted June 26, 2016 Posted June 26, 2016 I generally make a lighthearted joke and some comment about the relationship going to a new level. I had one girlfriend that made it 7 years before she farted in front of me. By that time I had assumed she simply didn't. We had a pretty good laugh.
phineas Posted June 26, 2016 Posted June 26, 2016 Women don't fart. therefore you imagined it. Carry on like it never happened. Unless it smells. Then i ask her what the hell crawled up her ass and died. of course, if a woman farts in front of me it is guaranteed I've crapped myself next to her while sleeping so it really is no biggie. 1
Omei Posted June 26, 2016 Posted June 26, 2016 I generally make a lighthearted joke and some comment about the relationship going to a new level. I had one girlfriend that made it 7 years before she farted in front of me. By that time I had assumed she simply didn't. We had a pretty good laugh. Dear lord 7 years of tummy achs that's dedication lol
Leigh 87 Posted June 26, 2016 Posted June 26, 2016 I refrain from farting. Sometimes my bf will tickle it out of me and try and push it out of my stomach...... His " reaction" is laugh, usually pretty hysterically as it embarrasses me and I also wear nice clothes and he finds it particilarly funny well put together women fart. His laughter was the ideal reaction.
JoeSmith357-1 Posted June 26, 2016 Posted June 26, 2016 Farting is natural, I dont care personally if she does. I once had a woman fart in my face while I was going down on her. I starting laughing profusely (it didn't stink luckily), she was uber embarassed. I went back to work after I stopped laughing and finished her off before ****ing her some more.
Rainah Posted June 26, 2016 Posted June 26, 2016 I always feel so embarrassed and then blame it on the dog 2
Leigh 87 Posted June 26, 2016 Posted June 26, 2016 Farting is natural, I dont care personally if she does. I once had a woman fart in my face while I was going down on her. I starting laughing profusely (it didn't stink luckily), she was uber embarassed. I went back to work after I stopped laughing and finished her off before ****ing her some more. :lmao::lmao::sick::sick:
smackie9 Posted June 26, 2016 Posted June 26, 2016 When it happens it means they are comfortable with you, just like peeing in front of you. Sitting around late one weekend I was drunk with my friend when I just let one rip. She turned to me and said you love me and we laughed. I guess that's true If she farts, fart right back at'er and have a good laugh. 1
Hermus Posted June 26, 2016 Posted June 26, 2016 When my new girlfriend first farted in my presence I teased her with it by calling her a bad girl. We are in a quite early stage of our relationship, but already feel quite easy with farting near each other. Especially after a night out we both really let them roar. To me it's great, since it shows that we feel comfortable in each other's presence.
preraph Posted June 26, 2016 Posted June 26, 2016 I refrain from farting. Sometimes my bf will tickle it out of me and try and push it out of my stomach...... His " reaction" is laugh, usually pretty hysterically as it embarrasses me and I also wear nice clothes and he finds it particilarly funny well put together women fart. His laughter was the ideal reaction. You need to lose him before you get pregnant. 2
preraph Posted June 26, 2016 Posted June 26, 2016 I always feel so embarrassed and then blame it on the dog I think this is best. That's why I would never be without a dog. That can backfire though. Once a client came over to my home office so I could help her with a technical issue. We were huddled together over the computer and my good old lab mix was right under our feet. Presently, the lab made one, a stinky squeaker, and it was an uphill battle trying to convince the dog actually did it and not me. Because everyone knows we blame the dog.
SammySammy Posted June 26, 2016 Posted June 26, 2016 No reaction? Laugh? I mean ... we're guys. Farting has been funny to us since ... birth. Ever watch a newborn boy fart and giggle his ass off? That's how we feel about farting. 1
katiegrl Posted June 26, 2016 Posted June 26, 2016 No reaction? Laugh? I mean ... we're guys. Farting has been funny to us since ... birth. -- *** Ever watch a newborn boy fart and giggle his ass off? That's how we feel about farting. Yes, that is so cute!!!! 1
carhill Posted June 26, 2016 Posted June 26, 2016 So I'm just curious...how do you guys respond to this? 'Heh, floatin' the sheets again, honey?' TBH, some of our, for me at least, most fun marital times came from that simple body function, going way back to when we dated and, yeah, tootin' preceded sex by a goodly period of time.
JustGettingBy Posted June 26, 2016 Posted June 26, 2016 I continue doing whatever I was doing beforehand.
preraph Posted June 27, 2016 Posted June 27, 2016 One bf who used to practically live at my apartment went to the bathroom in the bedroom and did it, and then came out and said, "I went to the bathroom to do it because I know you'd said you're not into it" or something like that. And i said, "Yes, that will work, and no need to confess afterward, though." 1
Omei Posted June 27, 2016 Posted June 27, 2016 No reaction? Laugh? I mean ... we're guys. Farting has been funny to us since ... birth. Ever watch a newborn boy fart and giggle his ass off? That's how we feel about farting. I think farting is funny, I'll fart and I like when my boyfriends fart it's funny 1
Dis Posted June 27, 2016 Posted June 27, 2016 One bf who used to practically live at my apartment went to the bathroom in the bedroom and did it, and then came out and said, "I went to the bathroom to do it because I know you'd said you're not into it" or something like that. And i said, "Yes, that will work, and no need to confess afterward, though." This gave me a good laugh! My ex used to blame the squeeky floor and proceed to insist he didnt fart even though I would pretend to have heard nothing. Its like guys feel the need to annouce it lol
Toodaloo Posted June 27, 2016 Posted June 27, 2016 I sometimes fart when I come... If its a big orgasm you can guarantee the fart will be like a brass band... At all other times my farts are nothing short of pathetic so when I manage to drop one that actually makes noises or smells I usually claim it. I have also been known to claim others farts when they do good ones... In my house its not the dog that gets the blame... 1
LostOnes05 Posted June 27, 2016 Posted June 27, 2016 Take a deep whiff and try to guess what she ate or initiate the famous dutch oven...jk kinda. More than likely get the febreze and ask if I should do the honors or if she will. 1
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