Should a woman do #2 at her dates place?

[MidwestUSA]

hhhh this is a very real issue... The best friend of my Daughter had the runs every time she had a Date lol so i tried to take her fear because she started to take meds ... which i thought was not good .

She is now a young Lady and still suffers and it got worse , she wont even leave the house without her meds

 

My H had to quit a job because of it. No ****.

 

Tis not a laughing matter.

[ChocolateRain]

On the subject of gas. If you are the type to not poop or fart on the first few dates, SAY NO TO TUNA TARTAR! Good grief that stuff will make you noisy all night! DW and I were on vacation in Denver one year and shared a tuna tartar for dinner. We had a huge two bedroom rental home with basement and everything. After dinner we went back and no joke an hour later the entire place smelled like fart. We couldn't stop laughing about it cause it was so bad everywhere in that gigantic place. Literally fogged that entire place out. Oh man. Dont eat tuna tartar before a flight either, you will smell up the entire plane.

 

i am laughing tears here ... i hope the gas masks dropped for the rest of the passengers hhhh

[jen1447]

I think Recent Change got it right. Perform your ablutions in the early mornings ( making sure you do not have to visit the restroom again for the entire day) and then carry on with whatever you have to do for the rest of the day.

 

Not everyone has bowels of steel so for those who don't this remark falls about as hard and bitter as that iron turd you sink every morning.

 

But really ladies just think about it... guys like poop and fart jokes. Guys want a woman with a sense of humor. Just make a joke about it, we dont care. Walk out and own that deuce like "damn i just put that bathroom out of order!"

 

You'll have a near impossible time trying to sell that idea to most women bc we love to hold onto our womanly "no one has a clue I poop and fart" fantasy, but the reality is it's better to own a poop and be human than to go around acting like you're that rare non-pooping unicorn and even worse believing everyone else is so dumb as to buy it.

 

One caveat to that tho as far as first dates go - we all live in the real world and poop like all living things but no one wants to put that out there in the very early stages of a possible relationship, reality or not. You just don't lead w/unflattering biological facts of life if you can avoid it, and laying down a steamroller somewhere on date #1 will always resonate as that very thing in all its graphic detail thru all eternity. It just can't be dressed up.

 

"Baby I knew you were the love of my life from the moment you came out of the toilet riding the wave of that bomb you dropped on our first date" are words that were never spoken.

 

Damn right my name is chocolate rain better open that umbrella ..i feel a storm is brewing

 

PS: i am a girl lol

 

That's seriously THE single best possible name there ever could have been for this thread, it's like CR made her profile just waiting for the day this thread would be born.

[OneLov]

On the subject of gas. If you are the type to not poop or fart on the first few dates, SAY NO TO TUNA TARTAR! Good grief that stuff will make you noisy all night! DW and I were on vacation in Denver one year and shared a tuna tartar for dinner. We had a huge two bedroom rental home with basement and everything. After dinner we went back and no joke an hour later the entire place smelled like fart. We couldn't stop laughing about it cause it was so bad everywhere in that gigantic place. Literally fogged that entire place out. Oh man. Dont eat tuna tartar before a flight either, you will smell up the entire plane.

 

I agree. If you are worried about it, stay away from certain foods. The smell of stale farts and getting Dutch ovened all night can be very unflattering.

[T-16bullseyeWompRat]

"Baby I knew you were the love of my life from the moment you came out of the toilet riding the wave of that bomb you dropped on our first date" are words that were never spoken.

 

Bwahahhahah!! Lmao! Oh man, that is funny! Would be endearing to me haha!

[minimariah]

You'll have a near impossible time trying to sell that idea to most women bc we love to hold onto our womanly "no one has a clue I poop and fart" fantasy...

 

absolutely and when we do poop it looks like this. true story!

[OneLov]

absolutely and when we do poop it looks like this. true story!

 

Yep. And when they fart, it sounds like unicorn laughter.