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jen1447 Established Member

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I really think it's best to just own it. The diversion tactics don't work no matter how clever you think you are - double flushes just make it sound like you berthed the mother load, air fresheners make the air smell like poop and honeydew, running water sounds exactly like the coverup it is, etc. (Makes me think of Ben Stiller at Jennifer Aniston's. :laugh:) But if you march out proudly and say you just floated a deuce in your date's bowl, at least you'll get honesty points. And that's better than prairie-dogging it all night too. ;)

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katiegrl Established Member

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This thread is making me laugh.....

 

My brother was dating a chick for eight months, and he came to me one night and said "I am wondering if she ever poops...in eight months even after spending all weekend together and a vacation, she has never pooped!". (He used a different word)...

 

He told me he found it a turn off! I mean he knew she did, but apparently for some reason she felt she needed to hide the fact, she was not comfortable pooping while with him, and that turned him off... HE had no problem pooping around her!

 

It is a normal bodily function, what's to be embarrassed about? I mean to end the date early so you could go home and poop?

 

A bit extreme imo, just go for it! Most men will admire the fact you are so comfortable with yourself and not so self-conscious and uptight about such a fundamental part of our human existence..

 

Carry an air freshener in your purse or something ..... :)

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MidwestUSA Established Member

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This is too funny.

 

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

 

When my H came for his first 'weekend' date, I showed him both bathrooms. I pointed one that one toilet was a better flusher than the other, so 'if you're going to do anything significant, this one is less likely to stop up'. That one happens to have a window too.

 

Date someone with IBS and you'll know you need to keep Clorox wipes in there as well, for blow outs. :lmao:

 

My favorite Poopouri is 'Royal Flush'.

 

I did date one guy who had a sixteen year old. Between the two of them, the toilet was a mess. He obviously wasn't embarrassed by skid marks. On my third time over, I broke down and scrubbed it for him.

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ChocolateRain Established Member

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Now ....maybe some guys will understand when you take a Girl out for a Date & Dinner she usually orders '' JUST a Salad '' exactly for that reason hhhh ...

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katiegrl Established Member

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Now ....maybe some guys will understand when you take a Girl out for a Date & Dinner she usually orders '' JUST a Salad '' exactly for that reason hhhh ...

 

LOL...I am more inclined to need to poop after eating a salad!

 

The lettuce, veggies.... oil and vinegar....goes right though me, and always makes me poop. :p

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MidwestUSA Established Member

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LOL...I am more inclined to need to poop after eating a salad!

 

The lettuce, veggies.... oil and vinegar....goes right though me, and always makes me poop. :p

 

Same here, but I can hope that I use the restaurant's bathroom. Some stuff just flies on through. :D

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ChocolateRain Established Member

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for me it's not even so much the Pooping part ... i think Glorias advice ( tried it myself lol ) is pretty good . i always have a disposable glove with me ,some wet wipes clean the rim well and create somewhat of a suction with your butt and legs ...it reduces 50% of noise and smells :lmao: ... what makes me more uncomfortable is the Gas built up after you eat ... and while he is chatting away and laughing ... aahhh need i say more ??? :laugh:

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jen1447 Established Member

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Same here, but I can hope that I use the restaurant's bathroom. Some stuff just flies on through. :D

 

"Would you excuse me Mr. Date Guy while I use the ladies' room? It might be while - I've got a real showstopper on deck."

 

:laugh:

 

(It's almost impossible to disguise a poop as a pee time-wise. He'll either think you're in there snorting cocaine or taking a dump. No way around it, no matter what we tell ourselves. ;))

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MidwestUSA Established Member

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(It's almost impossible to disguise a poop as a pee time-wise. He'll either think you're in there snorting cocaine or taking a dump. No way around it, no matter what we tell ourselves. ;))

 

Honey, you haven't seen or heard me!!

 

:lmao:

 

Some times H will even comment on it. I never could understand why they need magazines in there. :confused:

 

I am VERY efficient!

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Toodaloo Established Member

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Oh my days I have just realised that the reason why I was ghosted is because I kicked a guy out of my house so I could take a morning dump.

 

To be fair he was running late for work and it was a hot curry poop that was running very very hot. So I shoved him out of the front door with a mug of tea... He complained and I told him that the least he could do is allow me to maintain a touch of mystery beyond three weeks!

 

Mind you he was the sort that would have walked in to brush his teeth while I was busy which would have knackered my guts for weeks... If I am disturbed while "reading in the lav" my guts just seize up and I can't go again for ages...

 

I threw a loo roll and some tweezers at current beau when he tried to come in... Its OK though I always have plenty of loo rolls at hand so the loss of one wasn't a problem.

 

Are Clorex wipes those moist bum wipes you can get? We have those over here and your bottom feels so dreamy clean after!

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MidwestUSA Established Member

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Um, no. Clorox is for the seat, rim, walls, whatever takes a hit.

 

But I have some lovely cucumber/aloe wipes that sound like what you're talking about!

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jen1447 Established Member

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Oh my days I have just realised that the reason why I was ghosted is because I kicked a guy out of my house so I could take a morning dump.

 

To be fair he was running late for work and it was a hot curry poop that was running very very hot. So I shoved him out of the front door with a mug of tea... He complained and I told him that the least he could do is allow me to maintain a touch of mystery beyond three weeks!

 

Mind you he was the sort that would have walked in to brush his teeth while I was busy which would have knackered my guts for weeks... If I am disturbed while "reading in the lav" my guts just seize up and I can't go again for ages...

 

I threw a loo roll and some tweezers at current beau when he tried to come in... Its OK though I always have plenty of loo rolls at hand so the loss of one wasn't a problem.

 

Are Clorex wipes those moist bum wipes you can get? We have those over here and your bottom feels so dreamy clean after!

 

I'm a bit diff in that nothing phases me lol. (Funny the directions this thread has taken - apparently this is a very important topic.) ;)

Toodaloo Established Member

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Um, no. Clorox is for the seat, rim, walls, whatever takes a hit.

 

But I have some lovely cucumber/aloe wipes that sound like what you're talking about!

 

Oooh like dettox wipes!

 

Yep I have those too...

 

Kinda gutted I was ghosted because I wanted a peaceful (really noisy, like the Apollo take off) poop...

minimariah Established Member

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Now ....maybe some guys will understand when you take a Girl out for a Date & Dinner she usually orders '' JUST a Salad '' exactly for that reason hhhh ...

 

THIS! i ALWAYS eat salad. trolololol.

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minimariah Established Member

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I really think it's best to just own it. The diversion tactics don't work no matter how clever you think you are - double flushes just make it sound like you berthed the mother load, air fresheners make the air smell like poop and honeydew, running water sounds exactly like the coverup it is, etc. (Makes me think of Ben Stiller at Jennifer Aniston's. :laugh:) But if you march out proudly and say you just floated a deuce in your date's bowl, at least you'll get honesty points. And that's better than prairie-dogging it all night too. ;)

 

so on point. air fresheners are the biggest scam ever! that sh*t does NOT work when you poop, LMAO. it's like not taking a bath for a week and then putting on a perfume, yuck.

 

the worst nightmare ever is when your date has a super small bathroom with no windows. it's like a gas chamber.

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T-16bullseyeWompRat Established Member

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Are you just googling poop stories now? :laugh:

 

His name IS chocolate rain lmao!

 

Really matches do work better then anything else ime.

 

But really ladies just think about it... guys like poop and fart jokes. Guys want a woman with a sense of humor. Just make a joke about it, we dont care. Walk out and own that deuce like "damn i just put that bathroom out of order!"

 

Do we need to have adults read the children's book "everybody poops"???

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OneLov Established Member

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Some times H will even comment on it. I never could understand why they need magazines in there. :confused:

 

I am VERY efficient!

 

It's probably because they consume higher amounts of food, specifically more protein and less fiber. Proteins are sticky (hence the skids) and require more work. The funny thing is, I can never understand how anyone can ninja sh3t? Having less than 5 minutes would be onerous and vulgar. ;):laugh::laugh::lmao::lmao:

 

Lol

 

I seriously know people who have learned foreign languages sitting on the commode. That extra 15 minutes a day can be very productive as well as relaxing.

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ChocolateRain Established Member

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His name IS chocolate rain lmao!

 

Really matches do work better then anything else ime.

 

But really ladies just think about it... guys like poop and fart jokes. Guys want a woman with a sense of humor. Just make a joke about it, we dont care. Walk out and own that deuce like "damn i just put that bathroom out of order!"

 

Do we need to have adults read the children's book "everybody poops"???

 

Damn right my name is chocolate rain better open that umbrella ..i feel a storm is brewing :lmao:

 

PS: i am a girl lol

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MidwestUSA Established Member

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It's probably because they consume higher amounts of food, specifically more protein and less fiber. Proteins are sticky (hence the skids) and require more work. The funny thing is, I can never understand how anyone can ninja sh3t? Having less than 5 minutes would be onerous and vulgar. ;):laugh::laugh::lmao::lmao:

 

Lol

 

I seriously know people who have learned foreign languages sitting on the commode. That extra 15 minutes a day can be very productive as well as relaxing.

 

Ah yes, the meat and potatoes guy. Here I am, eating my fiber, and chasing it with fiber pills. A little caffeine at 0700, and I'm done by 0710. The Huggie wipe called 'One and Done'? That's me. :lmao:

 

I will spend more time in that room today trimming cat's nails and bathing dogs than I would in a week 'tending to my own business'.

 

I'll use the extra 15 minutes in the garden, cultivating the fiber, LOL! Lettuce is bolting, gotta go. Don't slip on my skid. :)

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Just a Guy Established Member

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Ye gods you folk have made a PhD thesis out of pooping politely! I didn't know there could be so much to talk about the politically correct way to poop while visiting your date. I think Recent Change got it right. Perform your ablutions in the early mornings ( making sure you do not have to visit the restroom again for the entire day) and then carry on with whatever you have to do for the rest of the day.

With all the chatter on this thread I think the poor OP fled the scene once she realized where this was headed. Good for her. Anyway folks continue hzving fun. I shouldnt be a spoilsport!

ChocolateRain Established Member

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Are you just googling poop stories now? :laugh:

 

hhhh this is a very real issue... The best friend of my Daughter had the runs every time she had a Date lol so i tried to take her fear because she started to take meds ... which i thought was not good .

She is now a young Lady and still suffers and it got worse , she wont even leave the house without her meds

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for me it's not even so much the Pooping part ... i think Glorias advice ( tried it myself lol ) is pretty good . i always have a disposable glove with me ,some wet wipes clean the rim well and create somewhat of a suction with your butt and legs ...it reduces 50% of noise and smells :lmao: ... what makes me more uncomfortable is the Gas built up after you eat ... and while he is chatting away and laughing ... aahhh need i say more ??? :laugh:

 

On the subject of gas. If you are the type to not poop or fart on the first few dates, SAY NO TO TUNA TARTAR! Good grief that stuff will make you noisy all night! DW and I were on vacation in Denver one year and shared a tuna tartar for dinner. We had a huge two bedroom rental home with basement and everything. After dinner we went back and no joke an hour later the entire place smelled like fart. We couldn't stop laughing about it cause it was so bad everywhere in that gigantic place. Literally fogged that entire place out. Oh man. Dont eat tuna tartar before a flight either, you will smell up the entire plane.

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