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I know this is TMI, but I was over at my dates place and had the urge to do #2-you know bowel movement. I refused to do it at his apartment, I mean the smell, plus hearing it. I think I could have, but I didn't have a bottle of perfume with me. Is that a dealbreaker for some guys in the early stages of dating? Instead, I left early.

Lady Hamilton Established Member

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I have IBD. I goes when I goes, deal breaker or not.

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Emilia Established Member

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This is why I hate en suite bathrooms :laugh:. I would leave if it was an en suite but if I knew I had privacy I'd go. Expect him too at my place, I would hate to think he was uncomfortable.

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It's a normal bodily function. I'd be more concerned if a date left because they were uptight about toileting.

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Toodaloo Established Member

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I would go home. I have to feel relaxed to go and on second date? Nah...

 

For what its worth though if you squirt some loo cleaner down before you flush this will often help remove any smells and will be a lot less obvious than perfume sprayed about... People also tend to keep a bottle of loo cleaner by the loo or in a very close by cabinet...

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Lady Hamilton Established Member

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Or get Poo-pourri and carry a bottle in your purse for emergencies.

 

That stuff is gold.

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jen1447 Established Member

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Ha, that Poopourri ad is hilarious too. :laugh:

 

This is one of those questions for the ages and I find it eternally funny. No real good, universal answer I don't think. Personally I'm the ....uninhibited type, but then again I have to say there are circumstances where it'd be more offputting than others, and let's just say it's not a level playing field.

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I think it's fine to do #2 after you've had sex. But before....that's probably not a good idea. :laugh:

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I know this is TMI, but I was over at my dates place and had the urge to do #2-you know bowel movement. I refused to do it at his apartment, I mean the smell, plus hearing it. I think I could have, but I didn't have a bottle of perfume with me. Is that a dealbreaker for some guys in the early stages of dating? Instead, I left early.

 

Leslie:

 

Did you explain why you left? Or did you just say..... I gotta' go......pardon the pun.

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jen1447 Established Member

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Leslie:

 

Did you explain why you left? Or did you just say..... I gotta' go......pardon the pun.

 

Ha :laugh: ....about the only thing potentially worse than taking a dump at your date's place would be leaving and telling them you have to go home to take a dump.

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Lady Hamilton Established Member

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The image I've got of a girl excusing herself from a date so as to not poop in her date's bathroom by saying "date over, gotta poop" is literally making me laugh so hard I'm crying...

 

She can't poop in his home because it's too mortifying, so she says she has to go because a deuce is knocking... OMG... :lmao:

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Could be worse. She could use the bathroom, use the perfume to mask the odor or anything else and get away with it and when she flushes, the toilet gets stuffed up. Now not only is there the smell but the visual evidence.

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Ha ha! This makes me thankful that I am extremely regular hahaha once in the am, then no worries.

 

I have never been put in this position.

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Ha ha! This makes me thankful that I am extremely regular hahaha once in the am, then no worries.

 

I have never been put in this position.

 

Really? I can't believe I'm talking about how often I have to use the bathroom, but I usually have to go a little while after eating something - sometimes just a couple of minutes after I've finished. I don't think I'd have the option of waiting.

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Back in the 60's when smoking was cool, this was never an issue. Everyone carried matches haha!

 

I wouldn't care. If you blow it up, just make a joke about it. Like "don't go in there for at least 35-45 minutes" in Craig's dad's voice. I would laugh!

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I normally try to take care of all bodily functions before a date. Keep everything fresh and clean ... just in case.

 

However, when I have a woman over one of the first things I do is show her where a bathroom is. I hate when women try to pretend they don't have normal bodily functions. Like I don't see you frowning. Squirming in your seat. Like I don't hear your stomach rumbling. I had one of those big burritos too. I know what you're feeling. :laugh:

 

Seriously, go ahead and handle your business. In my house. That's why I showed you where the bathroom was when you first came over. The vent is on a switch on the wall and the potpourri is under the vanity. Got that covered.

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OneLov Established Member

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What? Women poop? I thought only guys did?!?!:confused::rolleyes:;):lmao::lmao::lmao::

 

https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080428211310AAsw9jo&page=2

 

 

 

Lol. Sorry couldn't resist.

 

But for real... If you're worried about it, just do a courtesy flush. The bathroom won't stink and deuce won't be stuck to the bowl. Plus the toilet will flush quickly, so he will think you are just peeing.

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I normally try to take care of all bodily functions before a date. Keep everything fresh and clean ... just in case.

 

However, when I have a woman over one of the first things I do is show her where a bathroom is. I hate when women try to pretend they don't have normal bodily functions. Like I don't see you frowning. Squirming in your seat. Like I don't hear your stomach rumbling. I had one of those big burritos too. I know what you're feeling. :laugh:

 

Seriously, go ahead and handle your business. In my house. That's why I showed you where the bathroom was when you first came over. The vent is on a switch on the wall and the potpourri is under the vanity. Got that covered.

 

Proof positive that burritos are exclusive, serious relationship food.

 

This thread makes me think of this story, though: Woman hid some poop in her purse when her date's toilet wouldn't flush

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Back in the 60's when smoking was cool, this was never an issue. Everyone carried matches haha!

 

I wouldn't care. If you blow it up, just make a joke about it. Like "don't go in there for at least 35-45 minutes" in Craig's dad's voice. I would laugh!

 

Lol. Me too. I'd just walk out of the bathroom and look at him and laugh and say, "I don't spray!" And be done with it.

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Gloria25 Established Member

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Some recommendations....

 

If you gotta poop at his place (or he's spending time by you)....

 

-See if the bathroom has a vent fan. Turn on that switch. It drowns out noise and hopefully helps with smells.

 

-Turn on faucets. Hopefully it will drown out sound.

 

-Do a "pre-flush". I do it at work now/then. Yea, hard to concentrate and poop at work. So, sit on toilet, twittle your fingers and when you feel it coming on, do a 'pre-flush' and let it all out!!!

 

-Sit on the toilet like you're a sealing lid top. In other words, close your legs, sit nice and tight and don't get up till you flush. That way hopefully you keep the smells and noise down.

 

Over all, I agree that it's a normal bodily function - but at the same time are you gonna pick your nose in front of your SO? Some things are better left from your partner seeing you do it...IMO. When you start pooping in front of each other - the romance ends. Geesh, the other day when I had family staying over, yes, I had some moments that I had to pee while Mum was like getting ready for work in the bathroom and I really didn't feel embarrassed cuz it was Mum.

 

Now, I've peed while a guy I would be seeing is in the shower, but that's about how far I'll go :D

 

Good luck...

 

BTW, funny enough. My boy dog will not poop in front of anyone. He literally has a spot behind some trees and stuff in our yard where he will poop. He won't even poop when we walk, go to the park, etc. Now, the girl, she'll let it rip wherever/whenever. She makes it a point of pooping 90% time when we walk :lmao:

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It's a normal bodily function. I'd be more concerned if a date left because they were uptight about toileting.

 

I agree.

 

I mean, I won't lie and say that I wouldn't be self-conscious about this. But in the grand scheme of things, these are normal bodily functions and I would not axe a man because he has to use my bathroom and if he won't date me because of this, then good riddance.

 

We all want to put our best foot forward and impress and hold up this false image of perfection and our shyt smelling like roses literally, but I mean, come on...eventually you have to be real and I don't see the value in trying to pretend to be so perfect that you can't even use the bathroom. However, if this is a concern, purchase that spray called Poopourri or something like that that you're supposed to spray in toilets before you use them to neutralize the smell. Keep one in your purse at all times or esp on dates so that you can use the bathroom with ease.

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However, when I have a woman over one of the first things I do is show her where a bathroom is. I hate when women try to pretend they don't have normal bodily functions. Like I don't see you frowning. Squirming in your seat. Like I don't hear your stomach rumbling. I had one of those big burritos too. I know what you're feeling. :laugh:

 

LOL! you're awesome.

i avoid burritos like a plague when on date for a reason! :laugh:

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Some gold advice in here but everyone is forgetting the number one rule when taking a no2 at someone else's place. Test the toilet flush is operational before proceeding!

This is extremely crucial especially if we take in consideration one of Murphy's laws that states "One will always take the biggest, smelliest and stickiest dump of the year when invited to a strangers house".

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Toodaloo Established Member

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The vent is on a switch on the wall and the potpourri is under the vanity. Got that covered.

 

You are a man with potpourri?

 

Are you sure you are not still married?

 

Actually the flush is quite a funny one. My parents down stairs loo has a temperamental flush, there is a knack to it... All you hear is kerklumk kerklunk kerklunk kerklunk kerklunk... Then after about 2 minutes of this, when the kerklunking is getting a bit frantic, we usually shout through the door to come out so we can do the flush and have some peace and quiet again... :laugh:

 

The joys of historic toilets...

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If I was interested in a girl I can't imagine the fact that she had to poop changing that. It happens, I would feel bad for her because I know that would be mortifying for most women on an early date...

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