Marshbear Posted June 14, 2005 Posted June 14, 2005 Originally posted by New_Wife Oh, and you've got a very big d_ck. Just thought I'd throw that in there. You could always whip that out and make him cry. All women should praise their H's and B/F's this way. I hope the rest of you gals take note. Peace...
quankanne Posted June 14, 2005 Posted June 14, 2005 Oh, and you've got a very big d_ck. Just thought I'd throw that in there. You could always whip that out and make him cry. :lmao: you're priceless!!! of course, your man can whip it out and tell the contractor, "I've got your beetch right here, Mister." I'm sure that alone will command the old fart's attention ... and garner your husband a whole lot of respect!
Author New_Wife Posted June 14, 2005 Author Posted June 14, 2005 Well Curly, he does speak French fluently. He's a good lookin' kid, just a smidge of a pantywaste right this moment due to alcoholism - but if he cleans up in a year or so - I'll put him on the plane myself! As to Hubby's weiner size - I'm not lying to him! He knows this - it makes him blush and laugh when I'm so crude about it. But he's got a herculean contribution to our marriage in his pants & I see no reason not to remind him of that now and then. Oh, and as to making the contractor cry with the "I've got your b.... right here" comment - that's my favorite idea yet!
Humbledog Posted June 14, 2005 Posted June 14, 2005 F@#kit, Kick the ladder out from under him, catch him while wearing your apron, and look him straight in the eyes and say, " I got your bubblebath ready" PROBLEM SOLVED!!!
Author New_Wife Posted June 14, 2005 Author Posted June 14, 2005 Me or Hubby? Or both, like some sort of newlywed WWE contractor smackdown tag team?
Humbledog Posted June 14, 2005 Posted June 14, 2005 Originally posted by New_Wife Me or Hubby? Or both, like some sort of newlywed WWE contractor smackdown tag team? Probably more effective if you did it, but, Give hubby satisfaction.
Humbledog Posted June 14, 2005 Posted June 14, 2005 Originally posted by Humbledog Probably more effective if you did it, but, Give hubby satisfaction. Next thread: Hubby left me for contractor.....Mom laughs!!!
CurlyIam Posted June 15, 2005 Posted June 15, 2005 Originally posted by New_Wife As to Hubby's weiner size - I'm not lying to him! He knows this - it makes him blush and laugh when I'm so crude about it. But he's got a herculean contribution to our marriage in his pants & I see no reason not to remind him of that now and then. Oh, and as to making the contractor cry with the "I've got your b.... right here" comment - that's my favorite idea yet! I don't quite know how to put this, but in light of the new info you just provided me with, may I ask if your husband has a brother? You know, just for the record... :blush:
SoleMate Posted June 15, 2005 Posted June 15, 2005 ...The contractor is like 100 years old and has a face like a stretched out leathery Howdie-Doodie... I'm in love!! Can you introduce us? But seriously, great thread, very funny, and you need to make sure that your H knows 110% that you will only tolerate respect for him in your house - NOT rudeness of any sort. If you had a friend come over and be rude to your H, that friend would not get invited over again before an apology and a sincere promise to cut it out. Your H needs to know this without even you having to tell him. And vice versa. If Howdy Doody grabbed your ass, you would need to know that your H would waste no time in ordering him off the property. The comments, IMO, do NOT warrant violence, nor even necessarily firing of the contractor. Just a simple, "I don't want to hear any more remarks, and I suggest getting back to work." However, I would watch the quality of his work closely, because something tells me this guy may not be 100% professional and emotionally mature. Repeat comments after a warning would necessitate firing. Let the 2x4s fall where they may, the sanctity of your home as a place where you both can feel safe and secure is the essential thing here.
Bubbles Posted June 15, 2005 Posted June 15, 2005 O.K......O.K.......I'll admit it.......I'm a brute at heart. No your hubby should not be hitting the contractor.......but........it was a funny thought I do think the letter that you wrote to him was FANTASTIC though, you have a way with words. The "having a beer with the guy" is a good idea if......hubby can stomach it. I would'nt be all that excited about offering a drink to someone that insults me behind my back but......again that's just me. Let us know how it turns out..........if hubby does have a beer with the fellow. I'd be interested to know what he has to say for himself. What a JERK! bubbles
hotgurl Posted June 15, 2005 Posted June 15, 2005 Honestly I would fire the contractor. He is you employee. If he smoked in an office after being told not too and made rude comments to to his boss he would be fired. I see no reason to treat this any differently. Sorry I would fire him in a second for smoking in my house after being asked not to. i can't stand cigarette smoke it triggers my migraines. I also wonder about the quality of his work. Just in case look into any recourse if after he finishes the job you find out it was not done properly.
Author New_Wife Posted June 15, 2005 Author Posted June 15, 2005 Originally posted by CurlyIam I don't quite know how to put this, but in light of the new info you just provided me with, may I ask if your husband has a brother? You know, just for the record... :blush: He does have a brother, who is (sorry Curly) married to a lovely woman from China. They have two children. He also has a mother who still leers at his father in a most naughty way, which leads me to believe it is a family thing and that I've got many many years of walking like a duck ahead of me He read my email last night and said, and I quote "You're so silly." That was the end of it. I didn't push, and he played grab-the-butt games with me, so I figure he knows. As to the contractor - if he were to do something like the tush-grab the poster above mentioned - he'd get to meet my elbow in his teeth. My brother, Mr. Martial Arts, Himself, taught me how to "throw bows" when in doubt.
CurlyIam Posted June 15, 2005 Posted June 15, 2005 I am quite keen of your fam, New Wife! So he's fluent in French and is an expert in Martial Art? All he needs is a good woman in his life and he'll quit that stupid habit of befriending with the alcohol too often . I'm happy to hear your issue is resolved, good for both of you!
CurlyIam Posted June 15, 2005 Posted June 15, 2005 Originally posted by Bubbles O.K......O.K.......I'll admit it.......I'm a brute at heart. No your hubby should not be hitting the contractor.......but........it was a funny thought I do think the letter that you wrote to him was FANTASTIC though, you have a way with words. The "having a beer with the guy" is a good idea if......hubby can stomach it. I would'nt be all that excited about offering a drink to someone that insults me behind my back but......again that's just me. Let us know how it turns out..........if hubby does have a beer with the fellow. I'd be interested to know what he has to say for himself. What a JERK! bubbles You didn't get the catch, Bubbles!!! My idea was to drink a beer with him while telling him that if doesn't keep his mouth shut he'll get fired and have a crippling accident that will prevent him from working with his both hands for two months . See???
Author New_Wife Posted June 15, 2005 Author Posted June 15, 2005 Ah Curly, were it that simple, I really WOULD fly you down here! He is going in and out of AA. Sometimes it happens that way. But he keeps going back, so I have hope that eventually he'll get it. It's when he gives up altogether that I'll be so sad. Shoot, it took me 10 tries to quit smoking! Nothing is ever easy to give up, no? BTW, Hubby has chosen to ask for lots of oral sex. I guess that's how he feels this will best be resolved. Well, who am I to argue with such brilliant logic? Especially since he gives as good as he gets.
Bubbles Posted June 15, 2005 Posted June 15, 2005 Ooooooooh now I see............I like the idea of a threatening beer! I'll go for that!!!! tee, hee, heeeee poor old Boot does'nt know what he's in for Smart Gurl!!! Sometimes I read too quickly for my own good. bubbles
CurlyIam Posted June 15, 2005 Posted June 15, 2005 Originally posted by New_Wife Ah Curly, were it that simple, I really WOULD fly you down here! He is going in and out of AA. Sometimes it happens that way. But he keeps going back, so I have hope that eventually he'll get it. It's when he gives up altogether that I'll be so sad. Shoot, it took me 10 tries to quit smoking! Nothing is ever easy to give up, no? BTW, Hubby has chosen to ask for lots of oral sex. I guess that's how he feels this will best be resolved. Well, who am I to argue with such brilliant logic? Especially since he gives as good as he gets. Love your avvie, btw! I've always thought that love can do extraordianry things for both partners. True love. It transforms people. I hope he finds it, in the USA or Europe !! I bet your hubby is gonna keep you busy for a while, I was so SURE of it even before you posted this !!! Men , aren't they a blast !!!
Author New_Wife Posted June 15, 2005 Author Posted June 15, 2005 Tee Hee. Mine is! Of course, it hurts none that he's every bit as wacky as I am. And that he dances naked in the bedroom. I mean really, how could anyone have a bad day with a wakeup of cute little tushie dances in the morning every so often?
CurlyIam Posted June 15, 2005 Posted June 15, 2005 That's so sweat!!! Makes me think of Tom Cruise's first film when he was dancing in his shirt and underwear with the sunglasses on!!!
Author New_Wife Posted June 15, 2005 Author Posted June 15, 2005 Really? Huh. Makes me think of.....Oh, wait, this is a family show! Whooh. Is it getting hot in here? Anyone else warm?
BrotherAaron Posted June 15, 2005 Posted June 15, 2005 Once again I became too lazy to read all of the posts... But I think what you're husband shoulda done is to slightly tilt his head, look to be thinking a little, and then say... "I'll tell you what. You better talk half as much and work twice as fast, or you're not gonna get paid a third of what you're thinking."
Author New_Wife Posted June 15, 2005 Author Posted June 15, 2005 Snorts with laughter ('cause I'm ladylike that way). You should go ahead and read the rest. Seems like we meandered all over the place in this thread!
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