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I have such bad luck with women, I get thrown in jail for expressing my feelings


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As you heard around valentine's day I get thrown in jail for a romantic gesture.

 

I feel i'll never be able to be a girl's first love. I feel I am not able to even get any girl to love me.

 

I am 21 and never had a girlfriend and I feel depressed.

 

Valentines day is a bitch y'all.

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If you don't get your head straight, you could well find yourself doing a long stretch in prison.

 

You know why.

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If you don't get your head straight, you could well find yourself doing a long stretch in prison.

 

You know why.

 

Why?

 

Because I want to be a girl's first?

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Don't play word games.

 

You know why.

 

You can want whatever you like.

 

Your behaviour is the problem.

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Don't play word games.

 

You know why.

 

You can want whatever you like.

 

Your behaviour is the problem.

 

For bringing a girl a cookie cake asking her to her formal?

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Bang.

 

(The sound of Satu ejecting from this thread.)

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I feel i'll never be able to be a girl's first love.

 

 

Why is this so important anyways?

 

Most people don't get everything they want out of life. There are millions of people who won't get to be doctors/athletes/singers/actors/etc. That's life, deal with it. The world doesn't owe you anything. It's not worth going to jail over.

 

So you don't get to be a "first love." Lucky for you, most people are idiots when they're young and think they're in "love" when in reality they're just a walking bag of hormones without the mental capacity or life experience to process what they feel. You've still got plenty of time, assuming you don't harass anyone or do anything like that. I don't know your story but "expressing feelings" isn't an offense that gets you thrown in jail unless your expression is harmful, threatening, unsafe, detrimental, etc. Maybe things aren't quite as you make them out to be.

 

Weren't you the guy who was moving to Alaska anyways?

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