Gold Pile Posted January 11, 2016 Posted January 11, 2016 As soon as I found out I'd be spending this Winter in my uncle's mansion, I contacted several lingerie catalogs to see if they'd like to do a photo-shoot there. Not exactly Victoria's Secret, but a competitor took me up on the offer. They spent 12 hours here with 5 models and a few good looking female assistants too. The crew came in 2 vans, the models came in a limo. My butler's eyes were almost popping out...as were mine. You have to surround yourself with models if you want to date models. At first first I just sat back and waiting for the old gold pile magic to happen. Things just happen to me. I once hit on an attractive lady, turns out she was a Nun, she dated me anyway. I traveled half a world away to buy a warehouse load of bargain priced jewelry (non precious). The price was great but I guess I didn't smile enough....the seller offered to throw in a date with his beautiful daughter. Weeks later I went to sign paper work for a TV shopping channel to sell those goods. A male model quit and someone pointed to me and said "what about him?". I was a wrist model for the day. Magic happens to me. Several hours later I realized that no magic was happening. There was a really hot lady with the photographer. I figured she'd be a push over because I was ignoring the models to hit on her. After that failed I started hitting on the models. How is it that not one of the five accepted a date invite from an apparent mansion owner? The crew worked about 12 hours, the models were done in ten hours. They changed into their street clothes and hung around. 2 were sitting on my deck and smoking cigars. 2 drop dead gorgeous women smoking cigars, what a site! I asked why they were hanging around, they said that they and the entire crew were going out to a club later. Ah ha!, magic time. But my invite never came. I felt kind of used. 12 hours gone from my life, a mess for my maid to clean, no dates.
sid3 Posted January 11, 2016 Posted January 11, 2016 I seem to recall you spit on that nun, karma is a beeotch.
TheArtist Posted January 11, 2016 Posted January 11, 2016 Try this: http://www.whudat.de/images/2015/06/Bad-70s-Men-Fashion-03.jpg I would suggest dressing like this in future. In the event a 'honey' catches your eye, you might like to look her slowly up and down and then remark, 'Daaaymmm, girrrl. Huh!' Then thrust your hips. Works for me. 1
Author Gold Pile Posted January 11, 2016 Author Posted January 11, 2016 I seem to recall you spit on that nun, karma is a beeotch.Very funny Side3. I'm sloppy in the French kiss department but I never spit on anyone. Animals maybe but never a person. 1
Author Gold Pile Posted January 11, 2016 Author Posted January 11, 2016 Try this: http://www.whudat.de/images/2015/06/Bad-70s-Men-Fashion-03.jpg I would suggest dressing like this in future. In the event a 'honey' catches your eye, you might like to look her slowly up and down and then remark, 'Daaaymmm, girrrl. Huh!' Then thrust your hips. Works for me.that look is too old for a cutting edge fashion plate like myself. I'm into parachute pants and Earth shoes now. 1
Author Gold Pile Posted January 12, 2016 Author Posted January 12, 2016 Models are used to guys hitting on them It's funny with models, some buffoons (like me) will readily hit on them, a sizable minority will consider them "out of my league" and not even try.
Diamonds&Rust Posted January 12, 2016 Posted January 12, 2016 But my invite never came. I felt kind of used. 12 hours gone from my life, a mess for my maid to clean, no dates. Most models get paid to appear in pictures. It sounds like you're looking for a prostitute instead.
Toodaloo Posted January 12, 2016 Posted January 12, 2016 GP you doing it wrong. According to the latest in pick up artistry you need to behave badly, be rude, aloof and wear a big fuzzy hat... Better luck next time dude. 3
WaitingForBardot Posted January 12, 2016 Posted January 12, 2016 ... I once hit on an attractive lady, turns out she was a Nun, she dated me anyway. ... I am simply not worthy to offer advice to one such as yourself! 2
loveweary11 Posted January 12, 2016 Posted January 12, 2016 You relied too heavily on the uncle's wealth. Only the lowest of girls are impressed by that. They need to be impressed by *you* first, then *your wealth*. 4
TheArtist Posted January 12, 2016 Posted January 12, 2016 (edited) You relied too heavily on the uncle's wealth. Only the lowest of girls are impressed by that. They need to be impressed by *you* first, then *your wealth*. Yes, all this, but you might like to consider upgrading the pool. Maybe one with a counter serving drinks. You could even call it the Gold Bar. Yes? Yes? Come on! Edited January 12, 2016 by TheArtist 1
RedRobin Posted January 12, 2016 Posted January 12, 2016 Big boats and big mansions and men with ulterior motives are a dime a dozen. Sooowwwy! 1
loveflower Posted January 12, 2016 Posted January 12, 2016 Big boats and big mansions and men with ulterior motives are a dime a dozen. Sooowwwy! seems to be true! Just watched a asian reality tv match making show yesterday. 24 pretty decide if they will date the man(4 men per episode/hr) choose by the show... there was this one guy, isn't bad looking either, well educated, built his own business with 20000 employee, drive expensive and live in big mansion.. but apparently never had a girlfriend. in the end, only one girl left the light on(meaning to date him) what a shocker! just when you think most girls are into wealth...
Author Gold Pile Posted January 13, 2016 Author Posted January 13, 2016 Most models get paid to appear in pictures. It sounds like you're looking for a prostitute instead. Huh? not looking for that at all. I wasn't paying them for anything. I was hoping to score a date or at least a phone number.
Author Gold Pile Posted January 13, 2016 Author Posted January 13, 2016 You relied too heavily on the uncle's wealth. Only the lowest of girls are impressed by that. They need to be impressed by *you* first, then *your wealth*.I sort of gave them impression that the mansion was mine. I knew the Uncle thing wouldn't help.
bluefeather Posted January 13, 2016 Posted January 13, 2016 lol.. despite your lack of success that day, it made for a good read.. or is it because of it? it sounds like you attempted to use them, offering your place for free in hopes to get lucky, and they ended up using you... did you ask if you could go to the club with them? or ask if they'd like to have a party with you instead? are you the same guy who was traumatized by the seal killings? cuz if you are, what happened to that girl?
Toodaloo Posted January 13, 2016 Posted January 13, 2016 Yes, all this, but you might like to consider upgrading the pool. Maybe one with a counter serving drinks. You could even call it the Gold Bar. Yes? Yes? Come on! GP you have to admit... come on... you are tempted...
Author Gold Pile Posted January 13, 2016 Author Posted January 13, 2016 lol.. despite your lack of success that day, it made for a good read.. or is it because of it? it sounds like you attempted to use them, offering your place for free in hopes to get lucky, and they ended up using you... did you ask if you could go to the club with them? or ask if they'd like to have a party with you instead? are you the same guy who was traumatized by the seal killings? cuz if you are, what happened to that girl? I kept it subtle, I didn't use the old party in my pants line, or the poem in my shorts line. My lady friend with the sealing family is still around and putting out. I'll never visit her Canadian family again unless they come here. I'm supposed to meet her grandparents soon, they live in the US but I'm worried about it none the less. I'll be posting that in the relationship area because I need advice. 1
bluefeather Posted January 13, 2016 Posted January 13, 2016 I kept it subtle, I didn't use the old party in my pants line, or the poem in my shorts line. My lady friend with the sealing family is still around and putting out. I'll never visit her Canadian family again unless they come here. I'm supposed to meet her grandparents soon, they live in the US but I'm worried about it none the less. I'll be posting that in the relationship area because I need advice. Then maybe you were a bit too subtle. Maybe next time be a little more forward.. not the whole in your pants thing, but you know.. in your pocket. ha. I hope you have an arrangement with that girl and are not cheatin :/ 2
Glass Hut Posted January 13, 2016 Posted January 13, 2016 Have any photos of the models smoking cigars? I would love to see that!
Author Gold Pile Posted January 13, 2016 Author Posted January 13, 2016 Have any photos of the models smoking cigars? I would love to see that!Ya know...I never thought of it! plenty of photos that day but none of the cigaring ladies.
Glass Hut Posted January 13, 2016 Posted January 13, 2016 Ya know...I never thought of it! plenty of photos that day but none of the cigaring ladies. Feel free to share what you got lol.
preraph Posted January 13, 2016 Posted January 13, 2016 Overall, I think it was a good idea. If you're dreaming big, you definitely have to use your brain and think of good ideas and be proactive to get the momentum rolling. I think why you say things happen to you is because you are making an effort to get things going. It does seem like a certain amount of tailwind develops when you're really trying to make things happen. The universe rewards momentum and effort. Models always go after money. That's what they're about. One thing to remember is models don't have to try. It might have worked with repeat exposure. Also, they may be under strict orders not to fraternize with anyone involved in business with the agency or photographer. Was the party local or were they flying off to London or something? It might not even have been local. I'm female (old lady), by the way, but I always thought up ways to accomplish things I wanted to do and be around people I wanted to meet, and I met nearly everyone I ever really wanted to. Of course, you cannot act star-struck if you want to mix with celebs of any type. Can't be too eager. Have to chill. 2
Author Gold Pile Posted January 14, 2016 Author Posted January 14, 2016 Overall, I think it was a good idea. If you're dreaming big, you definitely have to use your brain and think of good ideas and be proactive to get the momentum rolling. I think why you say things happen to you is because you are making an effort to get things going. It does seem like a certain amount of tailwind develops when you're really trying to make things happen. The universe rewards momentum and effort. Models always go after money. That's what they're about. One thing to remember is models don't have to try. It might have worked with repeat exposure. Also, they may be under strict orders not to fraternize with anyone involved in business with the agency or photographer. Was the party local or were they flying off to London or something? It might not even have been local. I'm female (old lady), by the way, but I always thought up ways to accomplish things I wanted to do and be around people I wanted to meet, and I met nearly everyone I ever really wanted to. Of course, you cannot act star-struck if you want to mix with celebs of any type. Can't be too eager. Have to chill. Well spoken! I'm not sure where the party was.
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