Gold Pile Posted January 5, 2016 Posted January 5, 2016 I put a fake profile up to test the waters. A quick paragraph about me, another about who I'm looking for. All pretty standard stuff. I added a bold warning statement that although I don't practice archaic sanitary rituals, they could rest assured that I didn't have any STD's that they didn't have already. I'm getting more responses than my real profile. I don't get it 1
Toodaloo Posted January 5, 2016 Posted January 5, 2016 Two things. 1. That is actually quite funny 2. I am sure there are a few you haven't had yet Just saying! 1
phineas Posted January 5, 2016 Posted January 5, 2016 Two things. 1. That is actually quite funny 2. I am sure there are a few you haven't had yet Just saying! It's the bottle-necked at the door theory. All those STD's are jammed up in his central nervous system not able to go anywhere. One shot of penicillin and he's a goner.
road Posted January 5, 2016 Posted January 5, 2016 Simple. So simple. Clear as the sky in a desert. Easy as to figure the number that comes after 1. Even easier then adding 2 + 2 = 4. They all have STD's and desperate for someone to date them.
Lois_Griffin Posted January 5, 2016 Posted January 5, 2016 All new profiles generate a certain amount of activity. Give it a few weeks. It will die down.
Michelle ma Belle Posted January 5, 2016 Posted January 5, 2016 There's actually dating sites created just for people with STD's.
Author Gold Pile Posted January 5, 2016 Author Posted January 5, 2016 I should have made it clear HERE that I don't have any STDs, never have, never will.(I hope)
Toodaloo Posted January 5, 2016 Posted January 5, 2016 I should have made it clear HERE that I don't have any STDs, never have, never will.(I hope) Well we all wish that we had never had one or hope that we never get one... The little critters have the habit of popping up where you least expect them... back of the sofa along with those rouge 50p's, in the fridge with the pair of glasses that you lost in the 70's, attached to some partner who has barely slept around but who has been a bit stupid just once or foolishly thought that their husband/ wife was faithful... 2
Timshel Posted January 5, 2016 Posted January 5, 2016 (edited) I put a fake profile up to test the waters. Good fun! A quick paragraph about me, another about who I'm looking for. All pretty standard stuff. I added a bold warning statement that although I don't practice archaic sanitary rituals, they could rest assured that I didn't have any STD's that they didn't have already. Ha ha! I'm getting more responses than my real profile. I don't get it Didn't you just meet the cousin?..... Keep the fake one I guess. Edited January 6, 2016 by a LoveShack.org Moderator Fix them quotes
thecrucible Posted January 6, 2016 Posted January 6, 2016 It's good to see something funny as so many profiles are really bland and all the men say the same thing like "I like to play hard and I like work hard", "...looking for my partner in crime" etc. 1
Author Gold Pile Posted January 6, 2016 Author Posted January 6, 2016 It's good to see something funny as so many profiles are really bland and all the men say the same thing like "I like to play hard and I like work hard", "...looking for my partner in crime" etc. I hope they responded in appreciation of the humor, and not for being attracted to a diseased warrior of love.
Author Gold Pile Posted January 6, 2016 Author Posted January 6, 2016 There's actually dating sites created just for people with STD's. It's commendable but it turns my stomach I might want to abstain rather than wallow in that dating pool.
sid3 Posted January 6, 2016 Posted January 6, 2016 It's commendable but it turns my stomach I might want to abstain rather than wallow in that dating pool. Then you're not really a warrior of love. 1
Author Gold Pile Posted January 7, 2016 Author Posted January 7, 2016 Then you're not really a warrior of love. very good side3. I'm not a diseased warrior of love, but there must be a name for a never diseased serial dater.
JustGettingBy Posted January 7, 2016 Posted January 7, 2016 Could you provide an insight to the more...entertaining responses?
Author Gold Pile Posted January 7, 2016 Author Posted January 7, 2016 Could you provide an insight to the more...entertaining responses? Some were angry, They'd say something like it was arrogant of me to assume they had STDs just because I was reckless. Some were confused and asked me to be clearer. Several gave very impersonal cut-n-paste responses that made no mention of the particulars in my post. 2 suggested I confine my search to women with STDs My 3 favorites played along with joke and ran with the theme. One lady listed a bunch of STD's and was hopeful that I had at least several of them, so that we might have many things in common. My least favorite said I sounded like a cool guy and offered to send me a check as payment for my motorcycle (as soon I provided my account number). I don't even have a motorcycle
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