alphamale Posted June 1, 2005 Posted June 1, 2005 Holy ba-jeezus, the types of contact are proliferating like bunnie rabbits. How many can you define? Low contact (LC), No contact (NC), Some Contact (SC), Full Contact (FC), Contact But Only ON Sundays (CBOOS), Drunken Contact (DC), Conjugal Contact (CC). WTF!
Merin Posted June 1, 2005 Posted June 1, 2005 My Favorite Contacts... STFC Shut the F'ck up Contact (Just called to tell you) WTFC What the F'ck Contact (I can't freakin believe I called you!) ONYFDC Oh no you F'cking didn't contact (I saw you out with that smokin girl/guy) OFMC Oh F'ck me Contact (I was doing so well and now look!) Whoo! Sexual contact.. Yay!
SexKitten Posted June 1, 2005 Posted June 1, 2005 the cold medicine contact... alien contact... skin-to-skin contact...or mouth to mouth contacting the dead through seance...or EVP... where does it end... ky warming liquid creates a warming sensation...ON CONTACT...
Marshbear Posted June 1, 2005 Posted June 1, 2005 There is also SC (sexual contact), EC ( extra contact when convient ), FTC ( Fu^k The Contact ). Lordy!!! What happened to NO CONTACT? Period....
RoxStar Posted June 1, 2005 Posted June 1, 2005 Two Hand Touch Contact - Its finda like flag football but more fun if you are picking up what I am layin down.
NTB Posted June 1, 2005 Posted June 1, 2005 now there is a contact i wouldn't mind putting into affect
Author alphamale Posted June 1, 2005 Author Posted June 1, 2005 -contact causing a technical foul -colored contact -hand to breast contact -contact with extra-testicles.
LucreziaBorgia Posted June 1, 2005 Posted June 1, 2005 ENC = emotional 'no contact' - used by people who are forced into the 'friend/w slight benefit' category, when they want more and are being taken advantage of for wanting more. Its where you force the other person into a strongly enforced platonic state every time they try to turn the contact into a vaguely 'false hope romantic' contact. Basically used when someone tells you they want to be 'just friends' but try to benefit from the affection/favors/etc. that only a bf/gf should have. Its a way of showing through actions the words: "You said you wanted to be 'just friends' - and well, that's ALL you are going to get from me." You get to see through the ruse pretty quickly when you use this technique. If they bitch and complain about it you can innocently say - "...but you said you wanted to be just friends."
Fallen_Angel Posted June 1, 2005 Posted June 1, 2005 I love these boards. Seriously. :lmao: :lmao: Plus, I need some comic relief. I love to laugh, but when I think about my ex all I want to do is cry hysterically. I'd much rather laugh hysterically, thank you very much! OFMC - yeah that's me...I've tried calling him a few times and I keep getting his voicemail, meaning either his phone isn't on or he doesn't have service, so he doesn't know I called. I need to change his name in my cell to WHAT ARE YOU, A F'ING MORON?!?!?!? DON'T DO IT!!! Too bad that would never fit.
Merin Posted June 1, 2005 Posted June 1, 2005 Originally posted by Fallen_Angel I love these boards. Seriously. :lmao: :lmao: Plus, I need some comic relief. I love to laugh, but when I think about my ex all I want to do is cry hysterically. I'd much rather laugh hysterically, thank you very much! OFMC - yeah that's me...I've tried calling him a few times and I keep getting his voicemail, meaning either his phone isn't on or he doesn't have service, so he doesn't know I called. I need to change his name in my cell to WHAT ARE YOU, A F'ING MORON?!?!?!? DON'T DO IT!!! Too bad that would never fit. OMG LMAO! I actually have a "photo" stored on my phone and every time my EXH calls this photo comes on the screen... it says "Are you a f'cking idiot?" then below is one button that says YES and one button that says RETRY!!! AND when he calls his special "bat ring" as I like to call it is of Beyonce laughin and she says "Thats wrong, wrrrroooonnngggg!!" I love Tmobile!
Author alphamale Posted June 1, 2005 Author Posted June 1, 2005 oh, we forgot about INADVERDENT CONTACT (IC), like when u run into the ex by chance at the shopping mall or at a party
RoxStar Posted June 1, 2005 Posted June 1, 2005 LAMC - Look at Me Contact - You ditched my ass but look how well NC did for me... I am hot to trot. Eat your heart out sucka!
dgiirl Posted June 1, 2005 Posted June 1, 2005 Oh this is fun WTFITDPC - Where the F'ck is the divorce papers contact. WTFIMMC - Where the F'ck is my money contact (you said you'd pay the bills, and then you dont) WTHDYSMUC - Why the hell did you stand me up contact (you're the one who asked to come over, and then stand me up) CGYMC - Come get your mail contact WIYMSCHC - Why is your mail still coming here contact SIMMITMOTDWIAWC - Stop IM me in the middle of the day when I'm at work contact WTHDYWFMNC - What the hell do you want from me now contact
Author alphamale Posted June 1, 2005 Author Posted June 1, 2005 how about If You Ever Contact Me Again I'll Break Your Neck (IYECMAIBYN)
RoxStar Posted June 1, 2005 Posted June 1, 2005 Originally posted by dgiirl CGYMC - Come get your mail contact I think I am going to have to use this one soon since his final phone bill will come to mi casa. INAETMC - I needed an excuse to make contact - so did you hear that Burger King puts the most Mayo on their burgers.
RoxStar Posted June 1, 2005 Posted June 1, 2005 ICBINB NKOTB TCBY... Oh I digress. I just got overly excited for a moment. I think I need a Mojito after this day!
NTB Posted June 1, 2005 Posted June 1, 2005 Originally posted by RoxStar MTGC... mouth to genital contact ay ay that sounds gooooooooood
greenhorn Posted June 1, 2005 Posted June 1, 2005 FFLNC - f***ing Full & Limited No Contact SYPNC - seeking your permission to do no contact LNC - Last No Contact EMC - EMail No Contact
RoxStar Posted June 1, 2005 Posted June 1, 2005 Originally posted by greenhorn FFLNC - f***ing Full & Limited No Contact SYPNC - seeking your permission to do no contact LNC - Last No Contact EMC - EMail No Contact EMC - EMail No Contact / E= MC2 - Einstein must have come up with his Theory of Relativity this way! GENIUS GREENHORN - PURE GENIUS!
Author alphamale Posted June 1, 2005 Author Posted June 1, 2005 Indirect Contact Thru Others - (ICTO). As in asking third parties what your ex is up to.
RoxStar Posted June 1, 2005 Posted June 1, 2005 Originally posted by alphamale Indirect Contact Thru Others - (ICTO). As in asking third parties what your ex is up to. Yikes... I was guilty of this in the beginning...
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