outdated Posted June 1, 2005 Posted June 1, 2005 I've been considering a new break up concept. I call it Complete Contact. This is when I dress in an ape suit, cover myself in super glue and attach myself to my ex while reciting poetry written by dead people that are much more romantic than me. What do you guys think?
SexKitten Posted June 1, 2005 Posted June 1, 2005 i think that's kinda the point of this thread, NTB.
Fallen_Angel Posted June 1, 2005 Posted June 1, 2005 You are too much. You should see how hard I have to try not to laugh out loud lest my coworkers hear me. How about BBC (bling bling contact)? (Ha, not to be confused with the British Broadcasting Corp!) My favorite radio station is having a fund drive - it's public - and one of the gifts you get if you pledge a certain amount is a 30 minute guitar lesson with Warren Haynes, who my ex adores. Not that I would spend $1500 to try to get my ex back, but it would be soooo funny... "Hey, I got this guitar lesson with Warren Haynes. Yeah, THE Warren Haynes. That guitarist you really like. I don't have a guitar, but I thought it would be fun!" Good revenge fantasy, I think.
BrotherAaron Posted June 1, 2005 Posted June 1, 2005 Originally posted by Fallen_Angel You are too much. You should see how hard I have to try not to laugh out loud lest my coworkers hear me. How about BBC (bling bling contact)? (Ha, not to be confused with the British Broadcasting Corp!) My favorite radio station is having a fund drive - it's public - and one of the gifts you get if you pledge a certain amount is a 30 minute guitar lesson with Warren Haynes, who my ex adores. Not that I would spend $1500 to try to get my ex back, but it would be soooo funny... "Hey, I got this guitar lesson with Warren Haynes. Yeah, THE Warren Haynes. That guitarist you really like. I don't have a guitar, but I thought it would be fun!" Good revenge fantasy, I think. Fantasy? Oh c'mon - revenge, charity, skill aquisition and celebrity encounter all in one? That's a freakin' adventure. Do it!
Author outdated Posted June 1, 2005 Author Posted June 1, 2005 Originally posted by Fallen_Angel You are too much. You should see how hard I have to try not to laugh out loud lest my coworkers hear me. How about BBC (bling bling contact)? (Ha, not to be confused with the British Broadcasting Corp!) My favorite radio station is having a fund drive - it's public - and one of the gifts you get if you pledge a certain amount is a 30 minute guitar lesson with Warren Haynes, who my ex adores. Not that I would spend $1500 to try to get my ex back, but it would be soooo funny... "Hey, I got this guitar lesson with Warren Haynes. Yeah, THE Warren Haynes. That guitarist you really like. I don't have a guitar, but I thought it would be fun!" Good revenge fantasy, I think. Yes. Sweet, sweet revenge... bahahahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. *rubbing hands together in an evil fashion* Excellent.
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