Gold Pile Posted December 22, 2015 Posted December 22, 2015 I'd met all her close relatives already. Today I met the last one, her brother. He'd lost his hand in some industrial accident years ago. His replacement "hand" had 2 curved metal hooks that could open & shut on things. He was able to grasp the fork without trouble. I asked him if the same accident was responsible for his missing eye. He said it was another incident a few weeks after the accident. He was hit in the eye by a seagull poop, and he forgot about the hook. Maybe he was joking?? He's more fun than the rest of her family.
JustGettingBy Posted December 22, 2015 Posted December 22, 2015 Sounds to me like he was making a joke.
Author Gold Pile Posted December 22, 2015 Author Posted December 22, 2015 Sounds to me like he was making a joke. Probably he was. The rest of her relatives are somewhat humorless, initially I attributed this to them being Canadians, but he is certainly a Canadian too. 1
Art_Critic Posted December 22, 2015 Posted December 22, 2015 .... I love Pirate jokes, so does he.... 3
Toodaloo Posted December 23, 2015 Posted December 23, 2015 Probably he was. The rest of her relatives are somewhat humorless, initially I attributed this to them being Canadians, but he is certainly a Canadian too. We say that about the Germans but they are pretty funny folk when you get your head round their humour...
MidwestUSA Posted December 23, 2015 Posted December 23, 2015 I hope the poor guy doesn't have the habit of picking his nose. 1
VeveCakes Posted December 23, 2015 Posted December 23, 2015 Probably he was. The rest of her relatives are somewhat humorless, initially I attributed this to them being Canadians, but he is certainly a Canadian too. I hope this is a joke too...
DrReplyInRhymes Posted December 23, 2015 Posted December 23, 2015 I'd met all her close relatives already. Today I met the last one, her brother. He'd lost his hand in some industrial accident years ago. His replacement "hand" had 2 curved metal hooks that could open & shut on things. He was able to grasp the fork without trouble. I asked him if the same accident was responsible for his missing eye. He said it was another incident a few weeks after the accident. He was hit in the eye by a seagull poop, and he forgot about the hook. Maybe he was joking?? He's more fun than the rest of her family. Did you laugh at that, or did you just "oh" when he made the joke.. For if he was being serious, I'd have to pity the old bloke.
alphamale Posted December 24, 2015 Posted December 24, 2015 Probably he was. The rest of her relatives are somewhat humorless, initially I attributed this to them being Canadians, but he is certainly a Canadian too. its hard to laugh when you're covered in snow and ice 1
crederer Posted December 24, 2015 Posted December 24, 2015 Probably he was. The rest of her relatives are somewhat humorless, initially I attributed this to them being Canadians, but he is certainly a Canadian too. Canadians are humourless. All they do is sip syrup and play hockey.
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