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Dating and my Butler


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and make sure the rubber is extra large :p:laugh::lmao:

:o aww shucks, who told ya?

 

PS: Dr Rhymes, that's just mean.

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The thing about butlers is they have to club the seals for you...that could be a perk for you.

:laugh:

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My ultra wealthy uncle is headed South for the Winter. I'll be living in his mansion for 5 months. Nothing like a Mansion to attract plenty of dates. The domestic staff includes a live-in butler and a live-in maid. A gardener is on call for snow removal and Spring clean-up.

 

I've never been in such a situation, will their presence be off putting to my dates? I could see them impressing my dates but as far as an overnight date....I don't know. I don't know what social life the domestics have. Are they allowed to have overnight guests? I suppose that's up to me LOL. (not really)

Ladies, what effect would a butler/maid presence have on your decision to date a guy, and stay over or not?

 

 

An experienced butler will of course serve sherry to your date in the drawing room to quell her vapours before retiring your bedchamber. Meanwhile, as a rake of means, you may preform a sonnet or recite poetry as you display your manliness. Silk trousers are recommended in your endeavour to seduce.

 

An experienced butler will place himself in the far corner of your bedchamber and dutifully wipe your brow and provide libation throughout the night as you perform intercourse.

 

By dawn your date will have been despatched from your mansion by the butler with a memento, a lock of your hair, or a book of poetry dedicated to her by you.

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