loveweary11 Posted December 9, 2015 Posted December 9, 2015 It's cold outside but there is a nice "little" indoor pool. It's about the size of Gorillatheater's GoliathDesk Still... the general premise. 1
alphamale Posted December 9, 2015 Posted December 9, 2015 this reminds me of the first Batman movie when Kim Basinger stays the night at Batman's mansion.
Author Gold Pile Posted December 9, 2015 Author Posted December 9, 2015 this reminds me of the first Batman movie when Kim Basinger stays the night at Batman's mansion. LOL Alpha I seldom get to date anyone who compares to Kim Basinger, but the comparison between Batman and I is uncanny. 1
SoleMate Posted December 9, 2015 Posted December 9, 2015 If you want a very authentic imitation of wealth, be sure to decide which of the Republican presidential candidates you "support", and why. 1
cichlid Posted December 9, 2015 Posted December 9, 2015 Do you get a Chauffer too? That way you can start in the back seat and go from there.
BlueIris Posted December 9, 2015 Posted December 9, 2015 I hope the butler is just like Lurch- "you rang?'
Michelle ma Belle Posted December 9, 2015 Posted December 9, 2015 I shall of course tell her it's all mine. Not that I'm dishonest, it's more to enable her ability to experience the aphrodisiac effects of being near a wealthy fella. Meh...that wouldn't be enough to do anything for me. Anyone flaunting their wealth like that is actually a big turn off but that's just me. I'm sure there are plenty of hot-to-trot gold diggers out there that would get off on it. Good luck with that. 1
alphamale Posted December 9, 2015 Posted December 9, 2015 I hope the butler is just like Lurch- "you rang?' did the Munsters have a butler? Hmm, I don't think they did but i'm not sure
carhill Posted December 9, 2015 Posted December 9, 2015 Heh, I was thinking it'd be pretty cool to have a butler with the refined wit and insight of The danger would be that the dates would fall in love with the butler. Heh.
Timshel Posted December 9, 2015 Posted December 9, 2015 Hot lemonade and crap sounds pretty horrible, I won't be accepting any lunch invitations from you Timsel. Perhaps you'll join me at the mansion, my Butler can serve us some Truffles. I'm really getting psyched up for this. Having my clothes all pressed and ready each morning (I'll have to remove the Kmart labels), Breakfast all ready when I wake up. I'm not sure if I'll being doing other meals there but I'll have them stock Grey Poupon mustard and Polander allfruit (don't call it Jelly). I can just see my satisfied date sitting beside me as I dine on ENGLISH muffins and Tea as I read my copy of the Wall Street Journal. Yes remove the Kmart labels in order the staff can tell the difference between your clothes and theirs. Actually, I bet the butler wears Armani/Chanel if he/she is paid their worth.
Author Gold Pile Posted December 10, 2015 Author Posted December 10, 2015 Do you get a Chauffer too? That way you can start in the back seat and go from there.I vaguely recall my uncle having a chauffer when I was a young Pile, but I don't see one now. I do have access to 2 fancy cars in the garage. Maybe I can "ask" the Butler to drive?
AspenBaldwin Posted December 10, 2015 Posted December 10, 2015 I can see the butler writing a book about 'the spoiled nephew' s orgies'
Author Gold Pile Posted December 10, 2015 Author Posted December 10, 2015 Heh, I was thinking it'd be pretty cool to have a butler with the refined wit and insight of The danger would be that the dates would fall in love with the butler. Heh. The Butler in Arthur was pretty funny but that attitude of his would've gotten him fired if I was the boss. I kind of like the Lurch role model.
lollipopspot Posted December 10, 2015 Posted December 10, 2015 Ladies, what effect would a butler/maid presence have on your decision to date a guy, and stay over or not? Wouldn't really matter. Although I would be paying very close attention to how he treated them. And if he was exploiting someone or having them do things he could easily do just because he's too lazy or incompetent. Like, you don't need someone at your beck and call at all times.
Art_Critic Posted December 10, 2015 Posted December 10, 2015 Why not just date the maid, problem solved....
Author Gold Pile Posted December 10, 2015 Author Posted December 10, 2015 Why not just date the maid, problem solved.... It crossed my mind Art. Being as I am part of her employer's family I was afraid that it would come across as if I was "asking" her instead of really just asking her. (that sentence needs to be dissected and re read) She's not all that attractive in my eyes, average at best.
Author Gold Pile Posted December 10, 2015 Author Posted December 10, 2015 Wouldn't really matter. Although I would be paying very close attention to how he treated them. And if he was exploiting someone or having them do things he could easily do just because he's too lazy or incompetent. Like, you don't need someone at your beck and call at all times. Having them do things that I could do isn't exploitation, it's having them earn their pay. I'm sure they see it the same way. Better than "I'll do this & that for myself, you're laid off". Of course they are honest workers who deserve respect and I'd treat them as such. 1
lollipopspot Posted December 10, 2015 Posted December 10, 2015 (edited) Having them do things that I could do isn't exploitation, it's having them earn their pay. I'm sure they see it the same way. Better than "I'll do this & that for myself, you're laid off". Of course they are honest workers who deserve respect and I'd treat them as such. Um, notice the "or" in my sentence, before you go off on a misreading. "And if he was exploiting someone OR having them do things he could easily do just because he's too lazy or incompetent." And before you misread a second time, I mean "having them do things he could easily do" like having them fetch a cup of water because he doesn't want to get up or stupid stuff like that. I don't need a man-baby who can't wipe his own ass Real household maintenance is in a different category than someone who feels the need to be waited on hand and foot because he's living in his uncle's house. Edited December 10, 2015 by lollipopspot
Author Gold Pile Posted December 10, 2015 Author Posted December 10, 2015 Um, notice the "or" in my sentence, before you go off on a misreading. "And if he was exploiting someone OR having them do things he could easily do just because he's too lazy or incompetent." And before you misread a second time, I mean "having them do things he could easily do" like having them fetch a cup of water because he doesn't want to get up or stupid stuff like that. I don't need a man-baby who can't wipe his own ass Real household maintenance is in a different category. I'd wipe my own butt, but they can get my drinks for me, it's what they're paid for.
Author Gold Pile Posted December 10, 2015 Author Posted December 10, 2015 When I last had lunch there with my uncle Gomer, I asked him if it was always the butler who makes lunch or if the maid could do it as well. He responded that the maid cleans the toilets. Evasive answers like that always go over my head.
Author Gold Pile Posted December 10, 2015 Author Posted December 10, 2015 The Butler and maid have retired for the evening. I will do same before the bed gets cold (they pre heated it with an electric blanket). I need a glass of water, but I'll get it myself. I bid you all a sincere goodnight from the mansion.
Popsicle Posted December 10, 2015 Posted December 10, 2015 When you get a lady in there, be sure to have the butler bring a condom to you on a platter. 1
Author Gold Pile Posted December 10, 2015 Author Posted December 10, 2015 When you get a lady in there, be sure to have the butler bring a condom to you on a platter.As long as he doesn't use the same platter to serve us our cold pizza the next morning. Some long forgotten soul in this monstrously long thread, already suggested that the domestic staff could help me put the "protection" on. 1
alphamale Posted December 10, 2015 Posted December 10, 2015 When you get a lady in there, be sure to have the butler bring a condom to you on a platter. and make sure the rubber is extra large :laugh: 1
DrReplyInRhymes Posted December 10, 2015 Posted December 10, 2015 After sex, I'd imagine you could try saying "Wow, you're a great piece of ass", As your butler comes in, gestures toward her, and says "Would you like me to take out the trash?"
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