Gold Pile Posted December 9, 2015 Posted December 9, 2015 My ultra wealthy uncle is headed South for the Winter. I'll be living in his mansion for 5 months. Nothing like a Mansion to attract plenty of dates. The domestic staff includes a live-in butler and a live-in maid. A gardener is on call for snow removal and Spring clean-up. I've never been in such a situation, will their presence be off putting to my dates? I could see them impressing my dates but as far as an overnight date....I don't know. I don't know what social life the domestics have. Are they allowed to have overnight guests? I suppose that's up to me LOL. (not really) Ladies, what effect would a butler/maid presence have on your decision to date a guy, and stay over or not? 3
Michelle ma Belle Posted December 9, 2015 Posted December 9, 2015 As long as they're not joining us in the bedroom, no effect whatsoever 1
Buddhist Posted December 9, 2015 Posted December 9, 2015 This thread is hilarious. Yes I would be very put off by the Butler particularly. 1
just-moi Posted December 9, 2015 Posted December 9, 2015 "It's just a jump to the left..." Why does this thread remind me of Rocky Horror Show?! 2
Toodaloo Posted December 9, 2015 Posted December 9, 2015 GP it depends on how good your butler and maid are at their jobs. They should be on hand but never intrusive. I suggest you speak to them and advise them how you wish for them to behave (get the heck out of the way and remind them of the 3 monkeys) when you have a date round. 1
loveweary11 Posted December 9, 2015 Posted December 9, 2015 This isn't any different from a yacht crew, which typically includes a captain, mate/deckhand, chef and stew(ardess). These people are professionals. There are areas they will spend the majority of their day in. They will be busy with tasks and have their own quarters for sleeping, separate from the main area. They don't venture into your bedroom, unless you request it, or it is time to clean mid day. They also have to get used to your lifestyle. The best thing would be to explain your expectations of privacy. Be specific. They'll actually be happy if you don't want to see them from say.... 6pm onward because they can do easier work that way, slacking off a bit. They are not normally allowed to have anyone over the house, especially if the owner/you are there. They go out to have fun.
Heatherknows Posted December 9, 2015 Posted December 9, 2015 My ultra wealthy uncle is headed South for the Winter. I'll be living in his mansion for 5 months. Nothing like a Mansion to attract plenty of dates. The domestic staff includes a live-in butler and a live-in maid. A gardener is on call for snow removal and Spring clean-up. I've never been in such a situation, will their presence be off putting to my dates? I could see them impressing my dates but as far as an overnight date....I don't know. I don't know what social life the domestics have. Are they allowed to have overnight guests? I suppose that's up to me LOL. (not really) Ladies, what effect would a butler/maid presence have on your decision to date a guy, and stay over or not? LOL. I have a problem too. Each time I leave the house someone comes up to me and hands me a million dollars. I don't know why this is happening and I'm not sure what to do with the money. 3
Author Gold Pile Posted December 9, 2015 Author Posted December 9, 2015 GP it depends on how good your butler and maid are at their jobs. They should be on hand but never intrusive. I suggest you speak to them and advise them how you wish for them to behave (get the heck out of the way and remind them of the 3 monkeys) when you have a date round. Input from an English woman is most valued. The English are perhaps the most butlered folks in history. 3
Author Gold Pile Posted December 9, 2015 Author Posted December 9, 2015 This isn't any different from a yacht crew, which typically includes a captain, mate/deckhand, chef and stew(ardess). These people are professionals. There are areas they will spend the majority of their day in. They will be busy with tasks and have their own quarters for sleeping, separate from the main area. They don't venture into your bedroom, unless you request it, or it is time to clean mid day. They also have to get used to your lifestyle. The best thing would be to explain your expectations of privacy. Be specific. They'll actually be happy if you don't want to see them from say.... 6pm onward because they can do easier work that way, slacking off a bit. They are not normally allowed to have anyone over the house, especially if the owner/you are there. They go out to have fun. All sound advice. You spend much time living the yachting life I see. 1
Popsicle Posted December 9, 2015 Posted December 9, 2015 You may not know this, but some women do question whose money it is. What will you say to that? 1
GorillaTheater Posted December 9, 2015 Posted December 9, 2015 I would totally have the butler bring in the post-coital pizza. On one of those wheeled silver cart thingees. 9
Author Gold Pile Posted December 9, 2015 Author Posted December 9, 2015 You may not know this, but some women do question whose money it is. What will you say to that? I shall of course tell her it's all mine. Not that I'm dishonest, it's more to enable her ability to experience the aphrodisiac effects of being near a wealthy fella. 1
Author Gold Pile Posted December 9, 2015 Author Posted December 9, 2015 I would totally have the butler bring in the post-coital pizza. On one of those wheeled silver cart thingees. Indeed cold Pizza is often my breakfast of choice. Not sure what the wealthy have for breakfast, ENGLISH muffins perhaps or maybe that rare box of 5 scoops of raisins cereal. 1
Toodaloo Posted December 9, 2015 Posted December 9, 2015 Input from an English woman is most valued. The English are perhaps the most butlered folks in history. Well we are a classy kind of folk over here. Apart from those dreadful "new money" types... Crass beings... So frightfully crass... Don't even know the difference between Jennings and Stubbs would you believe! 2
Toodaloo Posted December 9, 2015 Posted December 9, 2015 Not sure what the wealthy have for breakfast, ENGLISH muffins perhaps or maybe that rare box of 5 scoops of raisins cereal. Absolutely not. We drink a tot of whiskey to brace ourselves for the day. Also means if we miss breakfast we can have one at lunch and supper too. Tea is what one drinks you know. If you can eat it you have put too much honey in. 4
Popsicle Posted December 9, 2015 Posted December 9, 2015 I shall of course tell her it's all mine. Not that I'm dishonest, it's more to enable her ability to experience the aphrodisiac effects of being near a wealthy fella. Good idea.
WaitingForBardot Posted December 9, 2015 Posted December 9, 2015 Just make sure they know to leave after they've put on your condom/inserted her diaphragm. Never liked doing that part myself; it's just so..., proletarian... ..lol.. 5
WaitingForBardot Posted December 9, 2015 Posted December 9, 2015 I shall of course tell her it's all mine. Not that I'm dishonest, it's more to enable her ability to experience the aphrodisiac effects of being near a wealthy fella. You sir are the definition of a good man! 1
Redfisher Posted December 9, 2015 Posted December 9, 2015 If I won the lotto i'd get a Penis butler........ Sorry I watch too much family guy. 2
Toodaloo Posted December 9, 2015 Posted December 9, 2015 If I won the lotto i'd get a Penis butler........ Sorry I watch too much family guy. So crass so frightfully crass...
Timshel Posted December 9, 2015 Posted December 9, 2015 Indeed cold Pizza is often my breakfast of choice. Not sure what the wealthy have for breakfast, ENGLISH muffins perhaps or maybe that rare box of 5 scoops of raisins cereal. Butlers and maids don't care what you prefer......you could ask for crap from the pasture served with hot lemonade. They only want you to be decisive so they can go about polishing the silver and telling people you aren't home. (Read smoking/drinking to endure your proclivities GP.) 1
Maggie4 Posted December 9, 2015 Posted December 9, 2015 It has never been a problem for anyone with domestics, why would it start now? I guess growing up you never spent much time at your uncle's and your family did not have domestic help. These professionals know what they are doing so don't worry. Remember you should not try to socialize with the butler or maid, that's invading their personal lives. I'm not sure if your date will be impressed, though. People have hired help because they need it to run things. It's mostly out of necessity, so don't offend your uncle's butler, because good help is really hard to replace. 1
Author Gold Pile Posted December 9, 2015 Author Posted December 9, 2015 Butlers and maids don't care what you prefer......you could ask for crap from the pasture served with hot lemonade. They only want you to be decisive so they can go about polishing the silver and telling people you aren't home. (Read smoking/drinking to endure your proclivities GP.) Hot lemonade and crap sounds pretty horrible, I won't be accepting any lunch invitations from you Timsel. Perhaps you'll join me at the mansion, my Butler can serve us some Truffles. I'm really getting psyched up for this. Having my clothes all pressed and ready each morning (I'll have to remove the Kmart labels), Breakfast all ready when I wake up. I'm not sure if I'll being doing other meals there but I'll have them stock Grey Poupon mustard and Polander allfruit (don't call it Jelly). I can just see my satisfied date sitting beside me as I dine on ENGLISH muffins and Tea as I read my copy of the Wall Street Journal. 1
loveweary11 Posted December 9, 2015 Posted December 9, 2015 (edited) Hot lemonade and crap sounds pretty horrible, I won't be accepting any lunch invitations from you Timsel. Perhaps you'll join me at the mansion, my Butler can serve us some Truffles. I'm really getting psyched up for this. Having my clothes all pressed and ready each morning (I'll have to remove the Kmart labels), Breakfast all ready when I wake up. I'm not sure if I'll being doing other meals there but I'll have them stock Grey Poupon mustard and Polander allfruit (don't call it Jelly). I can just see my satisfied date sitting beside me as I dine on ENGLISH muffins and Tea as I read my copy of the Wall Street Journal. How you will spend your days.... in a nutshell. Edited December 9, 2015 by loveweary11
Author Gold Pile Posted December 9, 2015 Author Posted December 9, 2015 How you will spend your days.... in a nutshell. It's cold outside but there is a nice "little" indoor pool. It's about the size of Gorillatheater's GoliathDesk
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