ReluctantRomeo Posted May 26, 2005 Posted May 26, 2005 Originally posted by CurlyIam It's when they're not looking that I have to be extracareful! Ever considered installing a burglar alarm? Or an electric fence
CurlyIam Posted May 26, 2005 Posted May 26, 2005 I'm thinking about buying on of those devices with which you can electrocute rapists these days!
ReluctantRomeo Posted May 26, 2005 Posted May 26, 2005 Originally posted by HotCaliGirl Also depends on what I'm wearing. If I'm in a suit, I'll attract mostly professionals, but if I'm in regular clothes, sky's the limit - every guy who crosses my path will show interest Define normal clothes. I'm beginning to imagine something rather minimalist... or an overactive imagination on your part but they seem so normal in the beginning They all do.
ReluctantRomeo Posted May 26, 2005 Posted May 26, 2005 Originally posted by CurlyIam I'm thinking about buying on of those devices with which you can electrocute rapists these days! Just slap them one. Hard. Or before they actually do it, casually drop into conversation your brothers and many large male cousins... and the violent honour culture of your home country
CurlyIam Posted May 26, 2005 Posted May 26, 2005 LOL, damn, I forgot about that one! I can always say I'm from Transylvania!!!
ReluctantRomeo Posted May 26, 2005 Posted May 26, 2005 Originally posted by CurlyIam LOL, damn, I forgot about that one! I can always say I'm from Transylvania!!! Lol. Tell them they have a really cute neck and you'd just like to take a closer nibble... er look. Or ask them if they're a fan of vampire movies... and if they'd like to star in one this evening - you need some disposable extras. Tell them to bring a camcorder and meet you in the graveyard after sundown. Ask them if they know what happens once you've touched a vampire's butt.
ReluctantRomeo Posted May 26, 2005 Posted May 26, 2005 Originally posted by CurlyIam Lol, I loved the "disposable extras" tip! Yeah - tell them they might not make it past the first "cut"
CurlyIam Posted May 26, 2005 Posted May 26, 2005 Haha, or anyway, after they do, life just won't be the same as the knew it before! They'd be bloody thirsty, if you get my drift!
ReluctantRomeo Posted May 26, 2005 Posted May 26, 2005 Originally posted by CurlyIam Haha, or anyway, after they do, life just won't be the same as the knew it before! They'd be bloody thirsty, if you get my drift!
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