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Not all parties are honest about who they are, what they want.

 

I would much rather be told up front they are not interested than to be told a bogus lie

 

1. i asked a girl for her email, she gave it but said she didn't really know how to use email ( top student in my college econ class, ) 19 year old american girl.

i never bothered emailing her

 

I would much rather be told up front they are not interested than to be told a bogus lie

 

Luckily these are good lessons moving forward in the future

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I'm going to break up with him.

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"I'm not seeing anyone he's just a friend." (Sees I love you texts to the married man a few days later)

 

"I'll always care about you more than him" (goes back to him a few days later)

 

"I'm just not made for a relationship" (is in one a week later)

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It's not you it's he...

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1. "I love you"

 

2. "I want a relationship and I want to have a family with you. This is the perfect time in my life for you to come along"

 

3. "I've never had a threesome" [slipped up months later and said she had trains run on her several times. Complete turnoff]

 

4. "He's just a friend I met on the plane" [When asked why she gave her number to a random guy on plane...blank stare]

 

5. "You make me so happy" [While ending the whatever it was says, "it's not like I was any happier with you"...Bish wha?!]

 

6. "I don't even want a relationship now. I want to find myself" [was cheating and sending I love you's to guy 2 weeks later on social media]

 

7. "I don't want to do the long distance thing" [dates another guy 4 hours away]

 

8. "I think communication is key in a relationship" [Hangs up on me EVERY TIME I didn't agree with her]

 

I could probably go on...

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"I have no idea about what it is, let alone have their email adress"

 

My ex sent an email to mutiples of his contacts at the same time (including me,and his parents etc..) and accidentaly cc'ed as well the mail adress of an escort agency. Their email adress was something so dodgy that it was a giveaway. I googled it and it was indeed what I thought.

Why would you save the mail adress of an escort agency in your contacts unless you re a client?

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I'm divorced.

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Which volume of that book would you like?

 

I just dont understand why honesty is so difficult. How do people live otherwise?

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"I want to marry you."

"I want only you, forever."

"You've always been the one."

 

All from the same guy.

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"I want to be your family. I want to be the one you crash into."

 

It would have been easier had he said I love you and didn't mean it.

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I just TOLD one. Guy asked if he was a beta, I claimed no this time lol

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I just TOLD one. Guy asked if he was a beta, I claimed no this time lol

 

That's barely a lie. Less of a lie than "it's a good size" lol

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It's too big.

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1) I never do things like this.

2) I have never done this before

3) Its going to be a one night stand, and I won't pressure you into nothing.

4) I don't have a boyfriend (not married)

5) I haven't told anyone about us.

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"I love you"

 

"We're just friends"

 

"You're the best boyfriend ever, you deserve better than me, and I am holding you back." >>>> a week later she is breaking up with me, oops, I mean she wanted a "break".

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I forgot to mention the classis one, "Nothing happened."

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"But honestly, we posted it 5 days ago!"

 

"Yes, there are only natural ingredients".

 

"No, of course your ass isn't big".

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"I have terminal cancer." She was perfectly healthy. We worked together and dated. She also told everyone at work she had cancer so that she would be given special treatment. When we all found out she was fine, she quit her job, and we broke up.

 

This sounds so eerily familiar, with the exception that the woman and I were friends, not dating. She played the part well. Me, being foolish and not "checking out" her story, believed her crap and went out of my way to help her on many, many levels.

 

The truth finally came out because she mixed up her lies. She told me her parents were taking her to a hospital two hours away and told some general co-workers her husband was taking her to our local hospital.

 

That was probably the most elaborate lie I've ever been told and I'm still somewhat bitter because I believed her bs. Needless to say, we are no longer friends.

 

I found out she pulled the same bs again, at a new job, and the woman who fell for the bs' lies confronted her sister and began spouting off what a sorry family they were for not helping her. The sister, of course being privy to the situation that happened involving me, told the woman the whole story. The "new friend" went off on the bser and told her she never wanted to hear from her again. The Bser got mad, called her sister and went off for exposing her "secret."

 

This woman didn't just tell lies, she literally lived the lifestyle of her elaborate lies.

 

Guess she didn't learn the first go-round, loved the attention and what not. Sadly, the onset of our "friendship" wasn't due to her having a fake illness. Who knows, she's probably pulling the same stunt yet again.

 

 

 

On another note, it drives me bonkers when someone makes up a bunch of crap and actually believes s/he has everyone hoodwinked. But when things like timelines consistently don't add up, I'm not fooled. I'm to a point where I don't call out all the Bsers simply bc given enough time, s/he hangs him or her self very publicly. I witnessed one case where someone was called out in such a way that exposed them, yet they were too ignorant to realize it, and again, sadly that person continues w/o having learned anything. I've come to the conclusion that ppl like that are attention seeking ho's (not necessarily referring to women with that pet name either). I suppose these liars fail to realize they can't be in two place at one time. It's so sad and pathetic, yet it's almost amusing, especially when their actions speak louder than words.

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I admit to saying many of these lies myself ! OTOH, have heard a plenty as well. The worst being " we are just friends "

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you are paranoid

 

you are retarded if you think i slept with her

 

ill never cheat on you

 

ill never hit you

 

i am not like other men

 

trust me ill never hurt you

 

men who cheat are *******s

 

i dont do drugs

 

i would give up drugs for you

 

i would go straight for you

 

no i didnt eat your nutella

 

no i dont know where you hide your chocolate stash

 

i cannot cook

 

 

no i didnt chuck out your fairy floss maker or your papers or your books.....

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What are the biggest lies people tell themselves . . . ?

 

He loves me, he's just scared . . .

 

I can change him/her . . .

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"He is just busy"

 

"We are both busy people"

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I don't have a wife.

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