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Hi there,

 

Just dont seem to be able to get the time of day when it comes to women!

I mean, was out last night with a few lads and gals, and all the girls were running round circles round this guy, then theres me not getting time of day from any of the women, I mean he has kids and a misses yet all the women love him, whats he got I havent?

I just ended up feeling sorry/bad rest of night :(

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Have you actually tried using that as an opener?

 

"Excuse me, would you happen to have the time?"

 

"Yes, sure it's...... 0'clock..."

"FINALLY! A pretty young lady prepared to give me the time of day!"

 

Or:

 

"Excuse me, would you happen to have the time?"

 

"No, I'm sorry, I have no idea..."

"Damn! A pretty young lady who can't even give me the time of day!"

 

It's comedy.

It has the potential to bring a smile to their face...

 

Humour is a great opener.

 

Don't try so hard.

You'll just sound desperate.

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Hey Jude...

 

Don't make it bad.

 

Take a sad song :(, and make it be-e-e-terrr. :p

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Hahahaha, thanks for cheering me up guys feel better now :D

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