Who is the "least hot" person you've ever fantasized about?

[MightyPen]

Mine...

 

 

Real life - My high school English teacher - think 40ish, chili bowl hair cut and owlish glasses

 

Celebrity - Janet from Three's Company

[Timshel]

I'm feeling silly today so I'll jump in and embarrass myself by admitting that I once had a mad crush on.......Gomer Pyle of U.S.M.C.

 

 

No pity please, I've moved forward to much better.

[Miss Peach]

When I was a teenager I had a thing for Tim Curry. Maybe I just had a thing for cross-dressing aliens who dance the time warp?

[craw]

French Stewart from Third Rock from the Sun and also the kid, then he grew up and became super hot. Levitt whatever

[avintagegirl]

There are so many.... lol

 

 

Sam Waterston from Law and Order.

 

I was high school and the first part of college.

[RedRobin]

I second Tim Curry. He had amazing lips. I had sort of lip fetish for the longest time. I've never dated a guy with thin or no lips, as a matter of fact.

 

 

... Geoffrey Rush in the movie "Elizabeth". His intelligence just jumps out at you. Can't stand a man with dead eyes... His are pretty intense.

 

 

[frogs88]

Well once upon a midnight dreary,

Whilst pr0n surfed weak and weary...

 

That's probably going to be it.

[GunslingerRoland]

There was one girl in my junior high school who I didn't find attractive at all, but for some reason had the urge to masturbate to a couple of times. I guess it was just that I did it so often back then I got bored of attractive women. lol

[Tayla]

The Kid from HR Puff N Stuff! (Jimmy?).

Anyways I was young and thought the bowl cut and english accent were extremely attractive, Plus he always had a clever way of outwitting Cling and Clang

 

See Timshell, We each have a quirky person we found oddly worth fantasizing about, and I liked Gomer too!!

[Ruby Slippers]

Rowan Atkinson, aka Mr. Bean. When he's not all nerded out for the comedy, he's pretty cute. But it was his wit and ability to make me laugh till my sides hurt that drew me in

[Robert Z]

Jim Nabors and Rowan Atkins? LOL!!! Also, I think they are both gay. I know Nabors is gay.

[itsallamystery]

betty white :lmao: jk.

[CarrieT]

Simon Schama. :love:

[Taramere]

There have been a few. I remember in particular a slack-jawed yokel who used to work in the local fairground on the "waltzers". A friend and I would go there regularly when we were teens. He and his fellow waltzers workers would always jump on our waltzer to make to spin faster. He'd leer down at me in his mouth-breathing way, and my 14 year old heart would spin as fast as the waltzer. It was both disgusting and exciting.

 

Before that, I had a number of celebrity crushes. Given my predilection for dirty old men back then, it's quite astounding that I escaped childhood unscathed by paedophiles. Here is quite possibly the worst example of one of my childhood crushes:

 

 

One time we were on a family holiday somewhere - can't even remember where, but I was probably about 6 years old. I just have this vague memory of being on a train and watching a bunch of old men playing cards. One of them resembled Sid James quite closely, and I was transfixed.

[Haydn]

Tilda Swinton. (Still works)

[Taramere]

Tilda Swinton. (Still works)

 

Don't knock Tilda - she's channeling Farrah Fawcett in Trainwreck...

 

http://img2-2.timeinc.net/people/i/2015/news/150727/tilda-swinton-800.jpg

[Haydn]

Don't knock Tilda - she's channeling Farrah Fawcett in Trainwreck...

 

http://img2-2.timeinc.net/people/i/2015/news/150727/tilda-swinton-800.jpg

 

Something......

[deadelvis]

The Overly Attached Girlfriend meme.

[jen1447]

Damn Taramere, that's freakier than I figured you for.

 

There have been a few. I remember in particular a slack-jawed yokel who used to work in the local fairground on the "waltzers". A friend and I would go there regularly when we were teens. He and his fellow waltzers workers would always jump on our waltzer to make to spin faster. He'd leer down at me in his mouth-breathing way, and my 14 year old heart would spin as fast as the waltzer. It was both disgusting and exciting.

 

Before that, I had a number of celebrity crushes. Given my predilection for dirty old men back then, it's quite astounding that I escaped childhood unscathed by paedophiles. Here is quite possibly the worst example of one of my childhood crushes:

 

 

One time we were on a family holiday somewhere - can't even remember where, but I was probably about 6 years old. I just have this vague memory of being on a train and watching a bunch of old men playing cards. One of them resembled Sid James quite closely, and I was transfixed.

[Timshel]

The Kid from HR Puff N Stuff! (Jimmy?).

Anyways I was young and thought the bowl cut and english accent were extremely attractive, Plus he always had a clever way of outwitting Cling and Clang

 

See Timshell, We each have a quirky person we found oddly worth fantasizing about, and I liked Gomer too!!

 

Wow....what are the horrible odds of this happening! Jim Nabors did not find ladies cute either which further shows our horrible taste.

 

Well, we've come a long way Tayla.....a looooong way.

[jen1447]

One of my first short-term-ish GFs had a rockin body but wasn't all that pretty objectively. At the time I fell into a bit of gaga with her so that took care of it (and she had a distractingly phenomenal ass), but when I look back now long after the shine has worn off, I kinda laugh to myself ....not that hot lol.