Author Gold Pile Posted October 28, 2015 Author Posted October 28, 2015 Do it and post a picture. In the interest of ... er ... science. If you were local, a private showing could be arranged. I'm of fairly average proportions but I do know how to ham things up. Once a lady has "viewed me", a date is all but inevitable.
MidwestUSA Posted October 28, 2015 Posted October 28, 2015 Wait. Why am I suddenly getting the feeling that 'Birch' is really your, um, you know........? Best friend indeed.
Author Gold Pile Posted October 28, 2015 Author Posted October 28, 2015 Well Midwest, it's complicated. Birch is a decent person, he is a fascinating character, but his violent life isn't for everyone. Most of the broken arms, wrists, teeth, jaws, feet, ribs, and kneecaps that I've had the displeasure of seeing, have been courtesy of Old Birch. They were bad people and they started the fights with Birch. Still I wish I didn't see these things, not to mention the horrible sounds of breaking bones and men bellowing in pain. Had I figured it out sooner, I would've avoided Birch. Since he regards me as a friend, it would be an act of betrayal (in his eyes) if I stopped being his friend. As everyone here knows...I'm a good person, so Birch wouldn't break my bones but he would beat the crap out of me. So he is my friend for life. Not a close friend, just an acquaintance friend. You've led me off topic Back on topic, I think this colored hair goop will spice up my dating life. If it works I'll give some pink goop to Birch. He won't use it for dating. He'll wear it to make himself look weaker. I pity the poor fool who decides to pick on the old man with the pink hair.
Author Gold Pile Posted October 28, 2015 Author Posted October 28, 2015 Honey - if you spent 5 minutes on OK Cupid or PoF you would realise that sometimes you can have too much of a good thing. I have a rule. Never speak to men if you have seen their penis before their face. GP honey - pick a black sock so we have a plain back ground on which to judge... White is just so porn star... How about saran wrap? sort of a transparent sock
Author Gold Pile Posted October 30, 2015 Author Posted October 30, 2015 They do sell spray-on/wash out at the drug store Gold Pile. My kids use it for Halloween. Pink, purple, blue, green....have fun! I got some today. I wish I hadn't groomed so much recently, its gonna be a short pink/blue/purple forest. I'm tossing the yellow in the trash, I wouldn't want to look like a dang fool. I avoided the green also as I didn't want to look like a snack to any passing animals. 1
Timshel Posted October 30, 2015 Posted October 30, 2015 I got some today. I wish I hadn't groomed so much recently, its gonna be a short pink/blue/purple forest. I'm tossing the yellow in the trash, I wouldn't want to look like a dang fool. I avoided the green also as I didn't want to look like a snack to any passing animals. Bold: I thought that was the desired affect? Good call with the yellow. Application: For optimal artistic control, use an old toothbrush or some similar 'tool.' Happy HalloWowsa!
Author Gold Pile Posted October 31, 2015 Author Posted October 31, 2015 Bold: I thought that was the desired affect? Good call with the yellow. Application: For optimal artistic control, use an old toothbrush or some similar 'tool.' Happy HalloWowsa! Nope I don't want to a snack to any animal except female humans. Happy Halloween Tinsel
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