Guyouthere Posted October 24, 2015 Posted October 24, 2015 Ok, another day at work. lol This time a seriously flirty woman tried to nearly take me home. lol Not my type though (she smelled like an ash tray) She came in all smily, eyes glued to me, practically undressed me too. She surely flirted heavily, telling me she was new in the area, and gave hints she was looking for more than just hardware advice. lol She wasn't bad looking, but I can't be with anyone who smokes. My allergies won't allow it. It did make me feel good, coz quite obviously I have many women doing this there. Perhaps the right one will soon show. I just never know what will happen in that store. Makes the job interesting. lol Working the hardware dept. I can often make them smile when I suggest some ropes and chains, and locks. hehehe 1
katiegrl Posted October 24, 2015 Posted October 24, 2015 Ok, another day at work. lol This time a seriously flirty woman tried to nearly take me home. lol Not my type though (she smelled like an ash tray) She came in all smily, eyes glued to me, practically undressed me too. She surely flirted heavily, telling me she was new in the area, and gave hints she was looking for more than just hardware advice. lol She wasn't bad looking, but I can't be with anyone who smokes. My allergies won't allow it. It did make me feel good, coz quite obviously I have many women doing this there. Perhaps the right one will soon show. I just never know what will happen in that store. Makes the job interesting. lol Working the hardware dept. I can often make them smile when I suggest some ropes and chains, and locks. hehehe Thanks for sharing ....thrilling stuff. 5
kilgore Posted October 24, 2015 Posted October 24, 2015 Thanks for sharing ....thrilling stuff. Damn. Sick burn 1
bluefeather Posted October 24, 2015 Posted October 24, 2015 Is this part of another thread or something?
BrokenManAgain Posted October 24, 2015 Posted October 24, 2015 What the hell is wrong with breath mints?
Author Guyouthere Posted October 24, 2015 Author Posted October 24, 2015 Thanks for sharing ....thrilling stuff. Oh yes, just as exciting as hurricane Patricia making landfall. lol
Author Guyouthere Posted October 24, 2015 Author Posted October 24, 2015 This right one will come along. The right one will be one that comes in looking for locks, chains, ropes, and tie downs. hehehe It will be a true revelation, an "aha" moment
Author Guyouthere Posted October 24, 2015 Author Posted October 24, 2015 Is this part of another thread or something? It is my word salad. I know it isn't everyones flavor, but the Wendys drive thru is open until midnight, and the number 4 on the menu is good too (served with your choice of dressing). Napkins and utensils included
Author Guyouthere Posted October 24, 2015 Author Posted October 24, 2015 What the hell is wrong with breath mints? Mentos only work in 2 liter bottles of Coke (please do not try this at home). 1
scorpiogirl Posted October 24, 2015 Posted October 24, 2015 The right one will be one that comes in looking for locks, chains, ropes, and tie downs. hehehe It will be a true revelation, an "aha" moment Do you realise how many times you mention ropes and locks and dead bodies? That's not remotely funny. Is that your go-to line? It's disturbing and off-putting. Perhaps try a little self-awareness. 4
GemmaUK Posted October 24, 2015 Posted October 24, 2015 You must know already but working in a hardware store and as a male member of staff, women flirt as a way to get decent help. Men do the same with male staff but they are 'matey' with them. It may not be flirting per se but just using skills to get what they need. 1
Lois_Griffin Posted October 24, 2015 Posted October 24, 2015 Meh. Hate to burst your bubble but a few years ago I was good friends with a guy who's a garbage man. He was ok looking, certainly nothing to write home about. There were more than a few housewives who blatantly came onto him over a 2 year period while he was out at the curb, emptying their garbage cans into the hopper. One even had on a flimsy nightgown, like she'd been lying in wait since she woke up, just waiting for the garbage truck to pull up. Just sayin'. 2
Maxtor Posted October 24, 2015 Posted October 24, 2015 Please, stop with these threads. You might aswel start a diary somewhere, blog or something. Its like the 4th time. 3
Amalyn Posted October 24, 2015 Posted October 24, 2015 The right one will be one that comes in looking for locks, chains, ropes, and tie downs. hehehe It will be a true revelation, an "aha" moment Make sure not to let her get away once she reveals herself
Author Guyouthere Posted October 24, 2015 Author Posted October 24, 2015 Do you realise how many times you mention ropes and locks and dead bodies? That's not remotely funny. Is that your go-to line? It's disturbing and off-putting. Perhaps try a little self-awareness. Its coz Halloween is coming. I do work in the hardware dept of a major retail store., and so it is my specialty. hehehe
Author Guyouthere Posted October 24, 2015 Author Posted October 24, 2015 You must know already but working in a hardware store and as a male member of staff, women flirt as a way to get decent help. Men do the same with male staff but they are 'matey' with them. It may not be flirting per se but just using skills to get what they need. Yes, true with some. However, there are many who make it clear too that they are looking for more, and do it in various ways. I had another rome rubbing her ass on me as she was bending down to look at tools. It was obvious she was thinking about a good "screwdriver". hehehe I know how to play with words to be innocent and yet not. You just know what they are thinking too, whether it be through body language and/or what they say and how they say it. One I had one outright ask me if I knew how to open her locks. lol
Author Guyouthere Posted October 24, 2015 Author Posted October 24, 2015 Make sure not to let her get away once she reveals herself I think you missed it, so will explain…. hehehe locks chains, tie downs..,… sexual references.
Author Guyouthere Posted October 24, 2015 Author Posted October 24, 2015 Is that you in your profile picture? Yes it is, from about a week ago. I don't take many pics like that, just needed it to compare to older ones since I have been working out and cycling some 150-200 miles per week. Some of my friends wanted to see the results.
Author Guyouthere Posted October 24, 2015 Author Posted October 24, 2015 Please, stop with these threads. You might aswel start a diary somewhere, blog or something. Its like the 4th time. wasamatayou?
Author Guyouthere Posted October 24, 2015 Author Posted October 24, 2015 Meh. Hate to burst your bubble but a few years ago I was good friends with a guy who's a garbage man. He was ok looking, certainly nothing to write home about. There were more than a few housewives who blatantly came onto him over a 2 year period while he was out at the curb, emptying their garbage cans into the hopper. One even had on a flimsy nightgown, like she'd been lying in wait since she woke up, just waiting for the garbage truck to pull up. Just sayin'. Everyone loves the trash guy. I admire them too, they find some good stuff on the side of the road, including women (obviously).
katiegrl Posted October 24, 2015 Posted October 24, 2015 (edited) I think whatever's going on at the hardware store are figments of your over-active imagination combined with wishful thinking. Not meaning to offend, but if your pic is a true representation of how you look in real life, while you are not ugly, you certainly don't have the looks women are gonna be drooling over, sorry. Not IMO anyway. I *am* glad to hear you're getting healthy though; congrats on the weight loss. And agree with poster who suggested you stop with these self-serving braggadocio threads. Start a blog for crying out loud. Edited October 24, 2015 by katiegrl 2
Author Guyouthere Posted October 24, 2015 Author Posted October 24, 2015 (edited) I think whatever's going on at the hardware store are figments of your over-active imagination combined with wishful thinking. Not meaning to offend, but if your pic is a true representation of how you look in real life, while you are not ugly, you certainly don't have the looks women are gonna be drooling over, sorry. Not IMO anyway. I am glad to hear you're getting healthy though; congrats on the weight loss. And agree with poster who suggested you stop with these self-serving braggadocio threads. Start a blog for crying out loud. Well, if you want to go there, I have seen your pic too.,.,, and,,, I'll leave it at that. In reality, I am very happy with how I look, and so are many others. No, not over imagination, I say it as they are. I make it fun and interesting too. If you don't care to follow what i post, then please do not. I won't go bashing you, so please refrain from doing the same. The fact you can comment as you are here, shows everyone you have some serious issues of your own, so perhaps use the time to work on yourself? Go take a boat ride or something. Edited October 24, 2015 by Guyouthere 1
katiegrl Posted October 24, 2015 Posted October 24, 2015 Well, if you want to go there, I have seen your pic too.,.,, and,,, I'll leave it at that. In reality, I am very happy with how I look, and so are many others. No, not over imagination, I say it as they are. I make it fun and interesting too. If you don't care to follow what i post, then please do not. I won't go bashing you, so please refrain from doing the same. The fact you can comment as you are here, shows everyone you have some serious issues of your own, so perhaps use the time to work on yourself? Go take a boat ride or something. Fabulous, I am glad you're happy with yourself. That's all that really matters at the end of the day. Good luck! :bunny:
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