herms Posted May 19, 2005 Posted May 19, 2005 Letter to my EX. A list of grievances. 1. I go to the gym, I stay in shape. Why do you eat mostly deep fried food from work and lie on the couch at night watching tv? It aint fair. You were hot, yes, but the fact that you have a boyfriend now doesnt mean you can 'let yourself go' and expect him to stick around. 2. I am not a taxi. My car does not have a sign on top of it that lights up. Dont call me asking for rides, and dont tell me how long the bus ride is going to be, guilt may work, but its just not fair. 3. Spending 4 hours with you shopping is, in fact, spending time together. Don't complain that it wasnt quality time, that is not in my vocabulary. It was 4 hours, 4 freaking hours. I'm not coming over for dinner, I'm going drinking, deal with it. 4. My clothes were fine for getting in your pants, so why are you trying to change my wardrobe now that we're dating? 5. Cutting most of the length of your hair off to have it shorter like you've always wanted is not acceptable. Its just not, dont do it. Your not halle berry. 6. Dont ever talk about our relationship in public, ever. I dont care if you want to talk, this is a restaurant, not Dr.Phil's stage. I'm not listening, and I'm certaintly not responding. 7. It is acceptable for you to have many guy friends whom you talk to on the phone on a regular basis, and yet I'm not allowed to have a single female friend without being given major attitude once you find out we talked on the phone, or met for coffee? 8. The world does not revolve around you, that's just your head spinning. 9. I dont need to know how many guys hit on you last night, that is great. Should I thank you for letting me come home with you? I'll put on my knee pads and pucker up. 10. No, that guy doesnt want to be friends, he wants to sleep with you. Yes he does. Yes, Yes he does. No believe me, he does. Ah whatever.
lindya Posted May 19, 2005 Posted May 19, 2005 Originally posted by herms Letter to my EX. A list of grievances. 7. It is acceptable for you to have many guy friends whom you talk to on the phone on a regular basis, and yet I'm not allowed to have a single female friend without being given major attitude once you find out we talked on the phone, or met for coffee? 10. No, that guy doesnt want to be friends, he wants to sleep with you. Yes he does. Yes, Yes he does. No believe me, he does. Ah whatever. Aha. Ha ha ha!
Author herms Posted May 19, 2005 Author Posted May 19, 2005 hahaha very nice lindya, very, very nice checkmate its still not fair though, I should be allowed to have girl friends whom I want to sleep with, if she can have guy friends who want to sleep with her! okay I'm totally screwed, there's no going back, self-destruct in t-minus 10 seconds
sunlight Posted May 20, 2005 Posted May 20, 2005 Thats just the way it is. Lol. Funny Funny, because it is true.
Merin Posted May 20, 2005 Posted May 20, 2005 Yeah a lot of the list is true... BUT I have my own grievance with My EX... 1) I go to the gym so I look good and feel good... why is it that you think lifting a beer to your lips is considered "reps"? 2) My Car is not a Garbage Can OR a new little toy for you to race your buddies in.. stop throwing away your freaking Mcdonalds wrappers in the backseat and dropping your g'damn fries so I'm finding them a week later stuck in between the seats. 3) Spending 4 hours with you at your house while I cook, do the laundry, clean up your filth hole you call a house while you work on your bike isn't quality time it was 4 freaking hours, I'm tired as hell and you better know we're going out to eat tonite! 4) My clothes were fine when you first met me... you thought I looked all sexy so don't complain now that I need to put more on when I go out with my girlfriends. 5) Getting a hair cut isn't just an option IF you feel like it.. WTF for Christsake I don't even recognize you anymore! Your not Johnny Depp.. 6) Don't ever fart in a restaraunt and then look at me and say loudly BABE!? It wasn't funny the first time you did it, it isn't funny now 7) Why is it that it's acceptable for you to have friends that are girls that you think of like.. what did you say a little sister? BUT When I have any Guy friends that I think of like a Brother then you insist they want to have sex with me? 8) The World does not revolve around you and I don't care if your Mom said it did 9) I don't need to know how hot this Girl was that you saw out last night.. WTF is wrong with you? 10) So if my Guy friends are like Brothers to me BUT you still insist they want to have sex with me.. then what does it mean when you think of your girl friends as a sister...
alphamale Posted May 20, 2005 Posted May 20, 2005 HERMS, sound like you were majorly hen-pecked with this woman. Don' t let your next woman boss you around. You tell her how things are gonna be and that if she does not comply that she can take a hike and you'll find someone else.
IhavenoFREAKINclue Posted May 20, 2005 Posted May 20, 2005 :lmao: I'm glad someone finally put it on the table "Listen bitch, I'm going drinkin" "Sit down and shut the f*** up"! Love it!!!
Illusion24 Posted May 20, 2005 Posted May 20, 2005 10. No, that guy doesnt want to be friends, he wants to sleep with you. Yes he does. Yes, Yes he does. No believe me, he does. Ah whatever. Yes he does... But remember it take 2 to tango!!
RoxStar Posted May 20, 2005 Posted May 20, 2005 So now that we have listed the grievances... its time for feats of strength!
IhavenoFREAKINclue Posted May 20, 2005 Posted May 20, 2005 Originally posted by RoxStar So now that we have listed the grievances... its time for feats of strength! Hell No Mr. Rogers! Let the blood bath begin!!!!!!!
Merin Posted May 20, 2005 Posted May 20, 2005 Originally posted by tiki OMG I love it! But Merin....omfg.... What?
FullOfAmbition Posted May 20, 2005 Posted May 20, 2005 10. No, that guy doesnt want to be friends, he wants to sleep with you. Yes he does. Yes, Yes he does. No believe me, he does. Ah whatever. Thats hilarious but not always true Merin I agree with you 100% I've been there too
Author herms Posted May 20, 2005 Author Posted May 20, 2005 haha, nice job reworking that Merin I've thoroughly enjoyed this thread. hahah
Merin Posted May 21, 2005 Posted May 21, 2005 Originally posted by herms haha, nice job reworking that Merin I've thoroughly enjoyed this thread. hahah I enjoyed your list as well! Good stuff
RecordProducer Posted May 21, 2005 Posted May 21, 2005 Herms, it's not good to be in a defense mode toward women. If I'd read a list like this, I wouldn't want to date the guy. Cutting the hair is "not acceptable"?!?! By whom? By you? You're free to go if you don't like the girl's hair and if that's one of the main reasons why you're with her. You're not a taxi? How sweet of you! Why don't you tell your future GFs in advance: "Don't think that I will drive you even if it's raining and the wind is strong and the bus is not coming and you're freezing your ass off! I ain't your personal driver and your problems will always be your problems!" You might spare many girl the waste of time with you. If you don't like shopping (I hate it too, I never go with my mother), just don't go. If you know you're right about something, be a man and have the guts to say "I am sorry, I don't like shopping and I will not go with you." How quality is the time when you drink with your buddies? Is that how you want to spend time with your GF? You would like to not give your partner a bit of you. You want to keep your freedom, but be loved. The two don't go hand in hand.
RecordProducer Posted May 22, 2005 Posted May 22, 2005 Originally posted by Merin Spending 4 hours with you at your house while I cook, do the laundry, clean up your filth hole you call a house while you work on your bike isn't quality time it was 4 freaking hours, I'm tired as hell and you better know we're going out to eat tonite! 6) Don't ever fart in a restaraunt and then look at me and say loudly BABE!? It wasn't funny the first time you did it, it isn't funny now 8) The World does not revolve around you and I don't care if your Mom said it did 9) I don't need to know how hot this Girl was that you saw out last night.. WTF is wrong with you? You cook, clean, and do laundry for your BF??????!!!! Maybe you're talking about your husband, but if it's a mere BF, you should stop doing that like yesterday! ^ and 8 are hilarious and 9 is sad, true, and heard before. Guys just don't understand that commenting girls is not the best way of showing affection. It has nothing to do with jelousy. Why the hell is it important? You like to look at girls, go ahead use your eyes, but shut your f*cking mouth!
Merin Posted May 22, 2005 Posted May 22, 2005 Originally posted by RecordProducer You cook, clean, and do laundry for your BF??????!!!! Maybe you're talking about your husband, but if it's a mere BF, you should stop doing that like yesterday! ^ and 8 are hilarious and 9 is sad, true, and heard before. Guys just don't understand that commenting girls is not the best way of showing affection. It has nothing to do with jelousy. Why the hell is it important? You like to look at girls, go ahead use your eyes, but shut your f*cking mouth! Yes I did cook, clean and do his laundry.. but to tell you the truth I never minded doing it, he never asked me to do it, and LOL I loved him more than I ever Loved My EXH D h! My BF really didn't ever tell me who he had met that was hot.. I was in a relationship with a Guy though before him that actually did tell me how hot this girl was or that girl AND to bump that up He also told me how he could tell they wanted him.. What a ****er he was!
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