IhavenoFREAKINclue Posted May 19, 2005 Posted May 19, 2005 The other night me and my friends got pulled over for street racing ( wasn't driving....too drunk) But my bro was in my car and got pulled and 2 other cars. So we were let go since we weren't racing. All of a sudden about 6 cops show up. I stayed since my car was caught in the mix. So i see this cop and he tells me to go on the sidewalk. SO me being drunk as hell go " Aren't you a little to sexy to be a cop" And he "Goes are you always this forward or is it b.c your drunk" "No, I'm always this forward" I guess that caught his attention so he asked for my number blah blah. So the big date is tomorrow with this cop. I'm so excited, but not really sure how to act. If i meet him somewhere, Am i allowed to drink b/c I'm driving. I can't tell him I smoke, obviously, what do we talk about? I'm nervous...he's a freakin cop. But he's a cool cop. I figure, off duty, he's a normal guy. When they got pulled over, for s***s and giggles I took a DUI test, I failed. But he was cool The girl I was w/ that was driving was racing one of the cops b/c she got a new car. So she's booking it down this road at 100 racing this cop. They were awesome...Ok now I'm rambling... An advice on how to act on a date w/ a cop??
clynn Posted May 19, 2005 Posted May 19, 2005 thats a tuffy. I passed on dating a really good looking cop recently for all these reasons. I just decided it would be too much pressure and then in that case, what's the point, you know.... But you're willing to give it a go. In which case, I'd suggest you act as 'normal' as possible because it all comes out at the end of the day anyhow! If you wanna be with someone, you want them to dig you and vice versa for your authentic selves. Corny I know, but that is the way it goes.
Illusion24 Posted May 19, 2005 Posted May 19, 2005 OH MAN.. I dated a cop fell for him but he was afraid of commitment. I stuck around for 2 years to see if he would come to his senses but he was to busy with his life. Most cops, not all I don't want to stereotype, but most cops are arrogant and selfcentered...At least this guy was. They learn through all their training that their the "law" and their way is the best way. They tend to create a big show when you're out if someone looks at you the wrong way they start saying "DO you know who I am"... Like if thier cocks were so big and they ruled the world... They think they can get aways with murder because their cops..And by the way their NEVER FAITHFUL!!! But just act yourself and remember he's human, I"m sure he partied and had fun like crazy before he became a cop. This guy I use to date was a REAL BAD BOY before becoming a cop...who would have thought?
Author IhavenoFREAKINclue Posted May 19, 2005 Author Posted May 19, 2005 Originally posted by NeverSayNever I"m sure he partied and had fun like crazy before he became a cop. This guy I use to date was a REAL BAD BOY before becoming a cop...who would have thought? I'm pretty sure he still does. I talk to him before and he said that he went out last night and overslept for court this morning. I wish the cops who pull me over over sleep! He's only 24 so He's still young.
Author IhavenoFREAKINclue Posted May 19, 2005 Author Posted May 19, 2005 P.S. My mission, which i already have accepted, is to have sex in his cop car...YEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH BAAAAAAABBBBBBYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
Stone Posted May 19, 2005 Posted May 19, 2005 BAD ADVIE HERE: Sleep with him and make him cuff you and hit you on the arse with his Billy club in the back seat of his cop car COPS ARE HOT but just for fun, they are usually on power trips and make ****ty b/f's IMO.
Illusion24 Posted May 19, 2005 Posted May 19, 2005 Originally posted by IhavenoFREAKINclue I'm pretty sure he still does. I talk to him before and he said that he went out last night and overslept for court this morning. I wish the cops who pull me over over sleep! He's only 24 so He's still young. Yeah he's still young...but you're not looking for marriage here, you just met a hot guy. Go out with him, date, flirt and see how it goes?? Maybe this guy can get you out of some tickets But do what you would normally do on a date...Be you and have fun! If you break the law just tell him to hand-cuff you and take you to his prison ... OH man wait I have a story for you....about cop cars and having sex...hold on..!!
Stone Posted May 19, 2005 Posted May 19, 2005 Originally posted by IhavenoFREAKINclue P.S. My mission, which i already have accepted, is to have sex in his cop car...YEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH BAAAAAAABBBBBBYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! LMAO glad we're on the same page baby
Illusion24 Posted May 19, 2005 Posted May 19, 2005 The cop I use to date told me a story about one of his buddies having sex in the back seat of his cop car... They were getting it on and taking of their clothes so in the front seat they have so much crap that it was uncomfortable so they get out of the car and hit the back... They go at it for hours..mind you the guy is on duting and not answering his radio...which even if he wanted to he can't because the radio is in the front seat...So afterwards when their done, guess what happens... THEY GET LOCKED IN THE BACK SEAT BUTT NAKED BECAUSE HE LEFT THE KEYS IN THE IGNITION AND THE DOORS LOCK AUTOMATICALLY... How f***ing embarassing is that...Finally after just sitting their for hours, and other buddies out looking for him his CHIEF saw his cop car parked and went up to it and let them out. He got into sooooo much trouble, and was put on probation...
Author IhavenoFREAKINclue Posted May 19, 2005 Author Posted May 19, 2005 Originally posted by NeverSayNever The cop I use to date told me a story about one of his buddies having sex in the back seat of his cop car... They were getting it on and taking of their clothes so in the front seat they have so much crap that it was uncomfortable so they get out of the car and hit the back... They go at it for hours..mind you the guy is on duting and not answering his radio...which even if he wanted to he can't because the radio is in the front seat...So afterwards when their done, guess what happens... THEY GET LOCKED IN THE BACK SEAT BUTT NAKED BECAUSE HE LEFT THE KEYS IN THE IGNITION AND THE DOORS LOCK AUTOMATICALLY... How f***ing embarassing is that...Finally after just sitting their for hours, and other buddies out looking for him his CHIEF saw his cop car parked and went up to it and let them out. He got into sooooo much trouble, and was put on probation... That does suck!!!! Especially since the chief caught him! But its a good story to tell the grandkids! Don't worry Stone, That was the first thing that popped into my head....sex in a cop car...beats sand up my cooch!
EC Posted May 19, 2005 Posted May 19, 2005 OOOweee..sex in a cop car, handcuffs, beat sticks...I need to find me a cop!!!!
Illusion24 Posted May 19, 2005 Posted May 19, 2005 Originally posted by IhavenoFREAKINclue That does suck!!!! Especially since the chief caught him! But its a good story to tell the grandkids! Don't worry Stone, That was the first thing that popped into my head....sex in a cop car...beats sand up my cooch! Oh yeah sand up your cooch that was a classic girl...I give you props, you've got big ones for that...Just remember cops play dirty...
Author IhavenoFREAKINclue Posted May 19, 2005 Author Posted May 19, 2005 Originally posted by NeverSayNever Just remember cops play dirty... YAY! EC, I was talking to my friend about my date and she goes "You better make sure his night stick gets shoved up something" I was like..."Dont you worry" OOH the possibilities!
EC Posted May 19, 2005 Posted May 19, 2005 The many possibilities...Man your makingme wish I was single just so I can go flirt and get handcuffed and beat with a night stick! Jk ( yeah right ) Have fun woman!!! And make sure to post the details. I can already see you posting.. ' Well the handcuff key got jammed up there..do you think it will come out on its own or should I douche? " lol
Author IhavenoFREAKINclue Posted May 19, 2005 Author Posted May 19, 2005 Originally posted by EC "Well the handcuff key got jammed up there..do you think it will come out on its own or should I douche? " lol :lmao: :lmao:
Bubbles Posted May 19, 2005 Posted May 19, 2005 The only cop I dated could'nt "get it up" because of stress on the job............most of them are that way. They start out great and then BOOM! It's gone! bubbles
Linlin Posted May 20, 2005 Posted May 20, 2005 Go for it!!! The uniform, the gun, the handcuffs, the night stick!!! They come second IMO to firemen!!! Now I have had a hot one of those!!!
baklava Posted May 20, 2005 Posted May 20, 2005 And, you'd be surprised how they are not the same in uniform as they are out of it. My best advice is that you be yourself. Baklava
BigB Posted May 21, 2005 Posted May 21, 2005 I'm friends with several cops, and my dad is a cop. Just be yourself, no need to hide any things like smoking weed from him, just don't do it around him. He can get in trouble for being around illegal activity but there is no need to keep it from him. when he's off duty he'll most likely seem like a completely normal person. IMO if he acts like a cop off duty, he's not well adjusted. He'll probably be wearing a gun off duty, so if you get a little frisky don't be surprised. *waits for "is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" jokes*
BigB Posted May 21, 2005 Posted May 21, 2005 Originally posted by Linlin Go for it!!! The uniform, the gun, the handcuffs, the night stick!!! They come second IMO to firemen!!! Now I have had a hot one of those!!! *goes to sign up for the police academy* This Security Guard uniform just isn't doing the trick.
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