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Would want to be the last man/woman on earth(not last human)


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There was a graphic novel I read called "Y-the last man" where one day every mammal with a Y chromosome dropped dead with the exception of the main character and his pet monkey. basically the human population was 3.5 billion women and him.

personally I would love it, to be judged on my own merits and not have to compete with other guys in finding the one I will grow old with.

 

Having passed through towns where the male/female ratio leans drastically in one direction I notice a definite advantage for the minority sex. I had a friend who was unlucky in love since highschool, couldn't get a date in a brothel with a fist full of hundreds. his grandfather passed away and left him a house in west texas in a town where women outnumber men 23 - 1(Among people 20-55) apparently the majority of males in his county are either gradeschool age or nearing or past retirement age, and he is living the dream(funny he no longer wants a wife). But anyway, would you want to be the last of your sex?

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no, but what's the name of that town in Texas? :D

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Ha, ha, as long as I could do a Tom Hanks and talk to that soccer ball for the rest of my days, I'd be fine.

 

However, there was a time I would have loved it. Times change. Life goes on.

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It would be a horrible fate, no doubt. As the last living man with reproductive capability (well, I suppose there are sperm banks, but the quantities are still limited), you'd probably be put into protective custody, monitored, forced to be healthy, and periodically milked for semen to ensure every drop is preserved to inseminate as many eggs as possible in order to rebuild the human race.

 

You'd never actually get to have sex with a real woman, as that would be wasteful. You might even be lobotomized to keep you from rebelling and giving your keepers a hard time.

 

If I were the last man, I'd probably put a bullet in my brain ASAP!

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There was a graphic novel I read called "Y-the last man" where one day every mammal with a Y chromosome dropped dead with the exception of the main character and his pet monkey. basically the human population was 3.5 billion women and him.

personally I would love it, to be judged on my own merits and not have to compete with other guys in finding the one I will grow old with.

 

But you're not being judged based on your merits. You're being used for chromosomes and only have demand because there is no choice. :rolleyes: It's kind of a sign of how low your self esteem must be if you're daydreaming about having zero competition. Even the most self deprecating people I know still think they can hold their own against someone out there. This post just says to me....

 

I consider myself to be the absolute bottom of the barrel when I fantasize about every other male being out of the picture.

 

I'd rather see the end of the species than date that to be honest.

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But you're not being judged based on your merits. You're being used for chromosomes and only have demand because there is no choice. :rolleyes: It's kind of a sign of how low your self esteem must be if you're daydreaming about having zero competition. Even the most self deprecating people I know still think they can hold their own against someone out there. This post just says to me....

 

I consider myself to be the absolute bottom of the barrel when I fantasize about every other male being out of the picture.

 

I'd rather see the end of the species than date that to be honest.

 

Lol actually I view myself as a good catch, I'm smart, keep in shape, have a broad sense of humor, I pay all my bills on time, and most importantly I am faithful and have no fear of commitment.

But none of that matters in the end, because those things mean nothing to most women in my dating pool.

 

Most of my relationships end because of my perceived lack of ambition.

But my traits must be good ones because almost every woman that has dumped me usually tries to come back a few moths later(I don't do it because they have already proven themselves undependable).

 

You see once my house was paid for(a 2 bedroom shack) I left the rat race because it stressed me out and had me depressed, now i work from home doing something I enjoy and make not much, but enough to pay my bills. most women seem to find that off putting.

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Hell no! That'd be like never being able to turn away from the Lifetime channel!

Imagine having to explain and express your "feelings" numerous times a day!

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Most of my relationships end because of my perceived lack of ambition.

But my traits must be good ones because almost every woman that has dumped me usually tries to come back a few moths later(I don't do it because they have already proven themselves undependable).

 

Based on your other threads I actually theorise that most of your relationships end because the honeymoon phase is over or you act controlling. :sick:

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Based on your other threads I actually theorise that most of your relationships end because the honeymoon phase is over or you act controlling. :sick:

 

I know it's impossible to control someone so its better to just leave.

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