Maharishi Posted September 8, 2015 Posted September 8, 2015 when your date goes to the bathroom and is in there for a full 20 minutes every time you go out for a date. Dare I ask what this means?
Gaeta Posted September 8, 2015 Posted September 8, 2015 He's on the phone justifying his absence to his wife, or girlfriend.
No_Go Posted September 8, 2015 Posted September 8, 2015 Digestive problems ? Other options: -applying make up or other grooming -trying to escape from paying the check -calling someone on the phone -being nervous & trying to take time off during the date to calm down when your date goes to the bathroom and is in there for a full 20 minutes every time you go out for a date. Dare I ask what this means?
Gaeta Posted September 8, 2015 Posted September 8, 2015 Doing coke Excellent deduction and that would explain his constant 'rush' she is talking about in her other thread.
Author Maharishi Posted September 8, 2015 Author Posted September 8, 2015 I'd assumed he has IBS and is ****ting
Gary S Posted September 8, 2015 Posted September 8, 2015 The bottom line is, if he's in the bathroom too long, he has a problem. The less problems they have, the better the catch they are. 1
Gaeta Posted September 8, 2015 Posted September 8, 2015 I have a friend who's boyfriend did the exact same thing. Turns out he was seeing someone else and he'd call that other woman while he was with my friend just to show 'I can't be with someone else I'm calling you'.
kendahke Posted September 8, 2015 Posted September 8, 2015 when your date goes to the bathroom and is in there for a full 20 minutes every time you go out for a date. Dare I ask what this means? Means you need to either put a 5 minute alarm in there or lock your bathroom. Does your bathroom stink to high heaven when he's done?
Zippy2000 Posted September 8, 2015 Posted September 8, 2015 Your date is doing a number 2 in the toilet. Hope he/she washes their hands.
Oregon_Dude Posted September 8, 2015 Posted September 8, 2015 The less problems they have, the better the catch they are.This is so amazingly, deceptively simple and true. Thanks.
popcornpuff Posted September 8, 2015 Posted September 8, 2015 They realized that someone is wrong on the internet and feels obligated to correct them with their opinion.
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