mortensorchid Posted August 11, 2015 Posted August 11, 2015 I won't say which website I found this on, but this is ... Well just read it from a man who listed his age as 41 ... "Caught another garter at another wedding this weekend - while it came in handy as a headband, I should really stop trying so hard to catch those things. I'm a swimmer - mostly for an excuse to wear tangerine speedos. Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes, brown paper packages tied up with string - these are a few of my favorite things. Was born and raised a M*******, if you need confirmation ask one of my 5 ex wives. Also, I'm really 68 years old, blessed with good skin." Think I am going to respond to this? Um, no ...
LoveRefreshed Posted August 11, 2015 Posted August 11, 2015 lol, I find it hilarious, yet.. five ex wives seems like a huge turn off.
mrldii Posted August 11, 2015 Posted August 11, 2015 I won't say which website I found this on, but this is ... Well just read it from a man who listed his age as 41 ... "Caught another garter at another wedding this weekend - while it came in handy as a headband, I should really stop trying so hard to catch those things. I'm a swimmer - mostly for an excuse to wear tangerine speedos. Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes, brown paper packages tied up with string - these are a few of my favorite things. Was born and raised a M*******, if you need confirmation ask one of my 5 ex wives. Also, I'm really 68 years old, blessed with good skin." Think I am going to respond to this? Um, no ... Oh, my!!! I don't blame you for not replying, OP...he's waaaaaay too *clever* for me, too!!! Not just with the trying-a-tad-too-hard with the speedo-thingy or with the play on a song from a popular old musical, but especially that he thinks one's skin is what gives away that he's lied by 27 years his actual age. My money's on the tangerine speedo gives it away, too. Nnnnnnext!!!
xcupid Posted August 11, 2015 Posted August 11, 2015 I won't say which website I found this on, but this is ... Well just read it from a man who listed his age as 41 ... "Caught another garter at another wedding this weekend - while it came in handy as a headband, I should really stop trying so hard to catch those things. I'm a swimmer - mostly for an excuse to wear tangerine speedos. Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes, brown paper packages tied up with string - these are a few of my favorite things. Was born and raised a M*******, if you need confirmation ask one of my 5 ex wives. Also, I'm really 68 years old, blessed with good skin." Think I am going to respond to this? Um, no ... Those tangerine speedos could come in handy if you're checking him out.
joseb Posted August 12, 2015 Posted August 12, 2015 I won't say which website I found this on, but this is ... Well just read it from a man who listed his age as 41 ... "Caught another garter at another wedding this weekend - while it came in handy as a headband, I should really stop trying so hard to catch those things. I'm a swimmer - mostly for an excuse to wear tangerine speedos. Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes, brown paper packages tied up with string - these are a few of my favorite things. Was born and raised a M*******, if you need confirmation ask one of my 5 ex wives. Also, I'm really 68 years old, blessed with good skin." Think I am going to respond to this? Um, no ... Unless he looks 68, I would imagine the whole thing is just a bit of humour. Personally I'd find it refreshing compared to the drivel on most profiles. 4
Keenly Posted August 12, 2015 Posted August 12, 2015 I think you might have been successfully filtered. 3
Gary S Posted August 12, 2015 Posted August 12, 2015 Some jokes just don't go over too well on a dating site.
Author mortensorchid Posted August 12, 2015 Author Posted August 12, 2015 That is what I was thinking. I mean if I actually had 5 ex husbands I wouldn't post that on a dating website, whether I meant it as a joke or if it was true. I have no idea how to respond to this other than ignoring it.
kendahke Posted August 12, 2015 Posted August 12, 2015 I won't say which website I found this on, but this is ... Well just read it from a man who listed his age as 41 ... "Caught another garter at another wedding this weekend - while it came in handy as a headband, I should really stop trying so hard to catch those things. I'm a swimmer - mostly for an excuse to wear tangerine speedos. Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes, brown paper packages tied up with string - these are a few of my favorite things. Was born and raised a M*******, if you need confirmation ask one of my 5 ex wives. Also, I'm really 68 years old, blessed with good skin." Think I am going to respond to this? Um, no ... Beats "hey..." 2
usernametaken Posted August 12, 2015 Posted August 12, 2015 It's fairly funny, actually. He's making a polygamy joke there, kids. The speedo thing is pretty trite, but you can't win them all. 1
sid3 Posted August 12, 2015 Posted August 12, 2015 It's fairly funny, actually. He's making a polygamy joke there, kids. The speedo thing is pretty trite, but you can't win them all. It's actually not funny, more like sad, much like your use of the word 'kids' Pretty sure we're all adults here.
Lovelorn00 Posted August 12, 2015 Posted August 12, 2015 I thought it was funny. I'd totally respond. It's different, refreshing. My profile is similar with lots of ridiculous randomness in it, because that's who I am as a person. Just goofy and random. I still get a ton of messages. 1
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