CurvyGurl Posted May 7, 2005 Posted May 7, 2005 I tell you I get the strangest responses from online ads. What do you all make of this: original and noteworthy or a creepy copy and paste? Some of my other friends think he is endearing and original. I want to know what is wrong with them ! I was the Prince you married a long, long time ago ..before you were born...many past lives ago in a little town just north of London, England. You may not remember, but you use to live in Weyshire, England around 1523..an eleqant lady you were at that. You wore this most beautiful gold necklace and had the warmest smile. I asked you to marry me in your Garden in the back of your parents' cottage. Your parents though you were too young, and my parents practically disowned me because I came from royalty ....but we married anyway. We honeymooned in Dover, overlooking the English channel. It was so romantic! Do you recall? Does London or England conjure up any memories for you? You alway told me I was "your brave Prince". You use to sing to me in bed..do you remember? Obviously, you won't remember me through my photo .but your heart will. I can tell you so much more,....it was many lifetimes ago...but I still remember how we used to travel by horseback through the woods together and picnic by the lake near your parents home. It was about this time of year. The forest there was so green and you were to beautiful. Your eyes still look the same. You were an avid painter..portraits I recall. I loved you so much, albeit brief....tragically. Anyway, that was a long time ago. I still remember your scent...I am sure that hasn't changed. Well lovely Princess...I hope you won't think I'm crazy or too forward, but I know she is you...something I will need to explain. Please write back soon.. Love, Michael (Prince Randolph) p.s. you name was Abigail.
alphamale Posted May 7, 2005 Posted May 7, 2005 good ol' Michael stopped taking his medications again. so sad
Author CurvyGurl Posted May 7, 2005 Author Posted May 7, 2005 Uh, that's Prince Randolph to you peasants. I'm so farking cornfused. Am I dumb enough to fall for this? Or does he think this is a clever way to get his foot in the door?
faux Posted May 7, 2005 Posted May 7, 2005 Originally posted by CurvyGurl I'm so farking cornfused. Am I dumb enough to fall for this? I sure as hell hope not. Or does he think this is a clever way to get his foot in the door? I don't know what this guy is thinking, but I have a funny feeling his brain isn't working the way it's supposed to. This reads to me as creepy, and extremely weird.
debs Posted May 7, 2005 Posted May 7, 2005 *snickering* Curvy? That guy is not for real in any sense of the word! Or he is definatley new to the net online dating life! Do men really think women who are on dating sites are that dense in the head? This is one for the record book of who is incredibly stupid on May 07, 2005!
moimeme Posted May 7, 2005 Posted May 7, 2005 He's into this past life thing or else has found women who believe in past lives particularly easy to bed and so uses that little tale hoping one of the believers will fall, swooning, into his arms so he can ravish her. Don't fall for it yourself.
soccorsilly Posted May 7, 2005 Posted May 7, 2005 ...it is just quirky enough for you to post it here and get other's opinions. Odd and unusual, sure thing, but it is a helluva lot better than "hey you look like you have a great rack, wanna meet at the Taco Bell?" I might be inclined to write back---it can't hurt, and see what the next response is. I think it is kind of clever to tell the truth!
Author CurvyGurl Posted May 7, 2005 Author Posted May 7, 2005 So very true. I am caught between ghetto and wordy enamoured courter' with the responses I receive. *sigh*
HotCaliGirl Posted May 7, 2005 Posted May 7, 2005 Originally posted by CurvyGurl I'm so farking cornfused. Am I dumb enough to fall for this? Or does he think this is a clever way to get his foot in the door? PLllllllease...I only read the first setence and was rolling my eyes . That's as far as I would've gotten before clicking the delete button. I'm sure he has sent that to at least every one of the hundreds of ads he's responded to, and some will bite the bait and swim into his fishnet, but I would be shutting my door, with no confusion girly!.
purple21 Posted May 7, 2005 Posted May 7, 2005 holy cow - i think that is pretty funny what he wrote - kinda scary - but funny - i might be scared to respond - or i might respond for another laugh eeks - i just put my profile on a online dating site this morning - i wonder what interesting responses i will recv
sunlight Posted May 8, 2005 Posted May 8, 2005 If you decided not to see him, you could always write, Its been along time since my heart has been near yours, whats a few more lifetimes. I am still laughing over that nice rack, wanna meet a taco bell. That is how most of the guys come across on the online dating.
Pendawn Posted May 8, 2005 Posted May 8, 2005 Well he mentoins that though the two of you were married, it was a brief and tragic love. I am amusing an untimely death was involved. I'd reply back that you remember it well, you also remember when you had your daddy send him to the tower to be executed because Prince Randolph said one og your paintings was ugly. if he's being funny he'll reply in kind, if he's serious he'll be offended and give you a telling off but you'll know he's a raving loon.
soccorsilly Posted May 8, 2005 Posted May 8, 2005 This sounds like it could be Prince Charles and Lady Diana Spencer
Treasa Posted May 8, 2005 Posted May 8, 2005 OMG, the first few responses have me laughing so hard I think I'm gonna pee in my pants. Oh wait, I'm not wearing any. Man, that is TOO funny. Weird, but you have to give the guy points for being different. A little TOO different...
Screenplay Posted May 8, 2005 Posted May 8, 2005 Yeah, I mean if he wouldve dropped the routine about three or four sentences in Id chat with him if I was a female as thats sort of my screwed up humor too, but not the whole email. Like someone else said, hes either new, or just copy and pastes that to get people to fall for it.
UCFKevin Posted May 9, 2005 Posted May 9, 2005 Write him back and saying, "I think you have me confused with someone else, I used to be Joan of Arc, actually. I'd say more but I'm talking to God on AIM, sorry. Good luck in your search."
sweetadeline Posted May 9, 2005 Posted May 9, 2005 Originally posted by UCFKevin Write him back and saying, "I think you have me confused with someone else, I used to be Joan of Arc, actually. I'd say more but I'm talking to God on AIM, sorry. Good luck in your search." Too funny!! You could always arrange a meeting with this guy and show up in full princess regalia, just to see how he'd react. . .
UCFKevin Posted May 9, 2005 Posted May 9, 2005 Or better yet, dressed as a peasant and tell the guy, "It's so the normal folk don't drop to their knees and worship me and such."
Mustang45 Posted May 16, 2005 Posted May 16, 2005 Well he said something about your smell which means if he isnt lying he smells you every once in a while. But I wouldnt worry he probably sent it to another 500 people as soon as he was done sending it to you.
Merin Posted May 16, 2005 Posted May 16, 2005 Originally posted by UCFKevin Personally, it gave me a raging hard-on. Originally posted by soccorsilly "hey you look like you have a great rack, wanna meet at the Taco Bell?" What? Other Girls don't like this? I dunno CG.. I think I would write back and tell him that he forgot the little detail of your past life together and that is when he went into the forest on that perfect day, you saw him messing with that little wench that swilled beer so you decided to do NC on his a** all mid-evil style and you now hold the record for holding out the longest on NC
soccorsilly Posted May 16, 2005 Posted May 16, 2005 uhm...Merin...uhm...you look like you have a nice rack..wanna meet at Taco Bell?
Merin Posted May 16, 2005 Posted May 16, 2005 Originally posted by soccorsilly uhm...Merin...uhm...you look like you have a nice rack..wanna meet at Taco Bell? Yo Quiro Taco Bell Babbbbeeeee!
NatoPMT Posted May 17, 2005 Posted May 17, 2005 He’s fibbing. There’s no such place as ‘Weyshire’. If he’ said ‘Great Eccelston’ or ‘Wrea Green’ Id have fallen for it.
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