I enjoy opening a woman's mail

[Saline]

When I am dating a woman I enjoy opening her mail without permission. I would be at her house, grab some of her mail and open it and hide it from her for 3 days and then put it on the kitchen counter opened up in plain view.

 

I think that's fun and exciting opening up my girlfriend's mail and snooping around.

[S_A]

If you were talking to me in person, I'd picture you saying everything you said in your original post with a really straight and expressionless face (no smiles or anything like that). Am I picturing it correctly? Something about that makes me laugh and feel worried at the same time.

[MidwestUSA]

I enjoy chasing flies with my shop vac.

 

To each his own.

[Arieswoman]

Saline,

If you did that in UK you would be breaking the law. Think about it.

[Phoenician]

If I do that I get a depression , because my wife is addicted to watching indian / turkish episodes for hours , so everytime I do it I find links to someting like 230 episodes download....