Gloria25 Posted June 14, 2015 Posted June 14, 2015 Cats are lazy and self-absorbed...what's new here? That's one reason I can't stand them. Dogs play, are dependent on your affection, they give, give and give. They'll protect you. Not sure if it's a cat thing...My doggies get "curious" when I have company. But, the boy - who follows me around 24/7 is the one that will be staring and/or following me if I'm having sex - so yes, gotta close the bedroom door cuz he'll just stand there at the edge of the bed watching. And yes, when I come out of the shower, he's standing there watching me too. Looks like my doggy boy is quite the stalker...
Taramere Posted June 14, 2015 Posted June 14, 2015 My doggies get "curious" when I have company. But, the boy - who follows me around 24/7 is the one that will be staring and/or following me if I'm having sex - so yes, gotta close the bedroom door cuz he'll just stand there at the edge of the bed watching. And yes, when I come out of the shower, he's standing there watching me too. Looks like my doggy boy is quite the stalker... I think you should ask your neighbour whether he's learned to shape-shift into canine form. 3
Radu Posted June 14, 2015 Posted June 14, 2015 What you need to do is get that cat to at least like you. Spend some time playing with the cat and feeding it. Getting that cat to like you will make things better. Cats can be very protective of their owners, and you are an intruder to them. Oh and don't leave the Viagra out on the table. If you decide not to take it, but it up in a high cabinet. This is good advice, you need to learn how to properly stroke the pus*y. It's obvious to me, that you have this problem.
Radu Posted June 14, 2015 Posted June 14, 2015 Also, is this still considered being co*kblocked, or is it catblocked now ? 1
Gloria25 Posted June 14, 2015 Posted June 14, 2015 I think you should ask your neighbour whether he's learned to shape-shift into canine form. Oh no dear, Dude would run and hide if he caught me coming out of the shower And no, I don't think he'd enjoy watching me have sex with someone else...I have a fear sometimes that it would upset him more than intrigue him. And lastly, eh, my doggy boy literally follows me around. He sits in my recliner, he's at my door to wake me up in the morning, att the door when I come home, etc. Dude just likes to stare and once in a while we cross paths...
Maleficent Posted June 14, 2015 Posted June 14, 2015 Oh gosh, there's nothing funny about drugging a pet for entertainment. it's animal cruelty. Technically, the cat drugs himself.... lol
Maleficent Posted June 14, 2015 Posted June 14, 2015 It wasn't a joke. There is a "popular" video of someone drugging their cat on it and thinking it's hilarious, that the poster I responded to (not the OP) is referring to. It's animal abuse. ewwww nevermind my post... thought you were talking about OP's cat...
RedRobin Posted June 15, 2015 Posted June 15, 2015 This cat is clearly more perceptive than most people. Fixed it I always pay attention to how my animals respond to the people in my life. My last BF, my dog growled at. He's never growled at another human in his entire life. My current BF... My dog practically skips over to see him when he comes over and starts acting like a happy puppy (he's 14, so that is saying something). Same thing with another past BF whom I'm still close with. My dog is always super happy to see him. Animals sense things we often don't.
loveweary11 Posted June 15, 2015 Posted June 15, 2015 My college cat drugged itself. At an 1/8th ounce of weed. Actually I was pretty worried.. at first about who stole my weed, then about the cat that spent an entire weekend laying on her side on the ground, acting lethargic and weird.
preraph Posted June 15, 2015 Posted June 15, 2015 One year on Christmas Eve, my dog drank my bedside White Russian. I called poison control and stayed up until she rallied. It has chocolate in it, which is really poisonous to them. But she just passed out and was okay. At least for the short-term. Might have weakened an organ, you never know.
Author Gold Pile Posted June 15, 2015 Author Posted June 15, 2015 (edited) Thanks everyone, I'll try the catnip. With special thanks to Taramere....I've added a picture of the cat to my LS albums. Edited June 15, 2015 by Gold Pile 1
No Limit Posted June 15, 2015 Posted June 15, 2015 Thanks everyone, I'll try the catnip. With special thanks to Taramere....I've added a picture of the cat to my LS albums. Now with a photo like that I guess it should be obvious what your cat plans! Here, for your safety, a guide on how to read a killer cats' signs: https://kittybloger.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/how-to-tell-if-your-cat-is-plotting-to-kill-you.jpg 1
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