yxalitis Posted May 31, 2015 Posted May 31, 2015 Gather one and all, thought I’d start a thread we can all contribute to. Having re-joined the dating game, I have had the misfortune to encounter a string of WTF encounters I thought I’d share, and offer a place to share yours. First: Met her, chatted for a while, but as I think you can’t really get a true gauge on someone until you meet, we arranged a first date. She seemed nice, we got along well, good conversation. I mentioned that I was looking for a place to move to, and she indicated she was too. “We should find a place together” “umm, shouldn’t we get to know each other a bit more first?” “Oh, we get a place as friends, and maybe later we could get together” I’m not totally sure where she’s coming from, but from then on she distances herself, and was more firmly in the flatmate category. I decide that in either circumstance, this is just too weird. Second: This lady is a very keen contact, from the start she is texting me a lot, and after a day, we exchange numbers. She calls me, talks for ages…we get along really well, and seems like a possible good thing could happen here. She mentions her divorce form her husband, and how they are still battling in court over the proceeds… Now I know about this from my own divorce, so we can chat about that…I settled an amicable deal with my wife, and avoided the court costs, but she starts to tell me some…stories. First she talks about the cars…3 Mercedes Benz, including an AMG, that she “walked away from” I left without even taking a car. Anyway, she continues to talk up her former fortune…mentions some properties in the million dollar+ range… She is living in a place she bought, up in a new part of my town, I’m not 100% familiar with, but I know it’s a long way out. A few days of texting later, Saturday night, she invites me over for a drink. I accept, as I had a date cancel, and so far it seems fine to me. She calling from her car…someone beeps her, and she says “Oh, they always beep me because I’m driving a Hummer” Now at this stage I have no reason to doubt her, I expect to pull up at some nice property on a few acres, with a Hummer parked in the drive. I anticipate picker her up, and going to a local for a few drinks. I arrive….the place is a tiny, cheap, low-rent place. There is NO car anywhere. I knock on the door, and she invites me in… The drinks are at her place…OK, I’m fine with that. She rolls a joint, I have a few puffs, but I don’t draw too deep, I’m not a fan of the stuff really. More talk, and again she starts on about her ex and his/their money. He is CEO of the 5th largest winery He earned $33,000 a week. Her brother lives for free in a million dollar property. She had to sell all her jewelry to pay for her court costs. I’ve known truly wealthy people, an ex of mine was a millionairess, and…you can tell, you don’t walk away from that lifestyle without any signs. Quality clothes, jewelry, higher standard of furnishings…the car. Your leaving your millionaire husband, you drive one of the cars…right? But this women is poor white trash, thick, uneducated Aussie accent, cheap Target clothes, rubbish watch. Basic and cheap furniture. She’s pretty stoned now, having rolled and smoked 4 joints…and starts to come onto me… I find an excuse to leave, she pushes me towards the couch, starts to take my shirt off. OK, I get a tad horny, might as well see where this goes. But after both getting naked and about to start actual sex, I realize this is a HUGE mistake, I make my excuses and leave, she’s not happy, starts to get aggressive. Fortunately she’s too stoned and drunk to do anything. It was only then that I started to put all the pieces together in my head, she was a massive fraud, or chronic liar. I blocked her, and was thankful I never gave out my surname or address. 1
Author yxalitis Posted June 1, 2015 Author Posted June 1, 2015 No one wants to share their horror-date story?
KSCHV Posted June 1, 2015 Posted June 1, 2015 Few years back tried the POF thing. Messaged this gal and we "hit it off" so to speak. Swapped numbers and talked/texted for a while which led into a few weeks or more before we could finally meet up. During that time near the end of our texting ect she was sending me naughty pictures and what not. She was hawt or so I thought, the same came to do lunch or dinner and she was nothing like the pics she had sent me. Ad fifty plus pounds and uglier. At that moment I should have initiated defcon 3 and aborted the mission but being a nice guy I stuck to my guns and ran with it giving her the benefit of the doubt. After about 45 minutes sitting around with this gal talking, her wanting to eat my food after she scarfed hers down ect I paid the bill and jumped in my truck and hauled more ass out of there than a top fuel dragster. 45 minutes later she was texting me how much she loved me and missed me. Another one was.... I was working with this older gal, at the time I was 20 and she was approaching 30. We seemed to hit it off and went out a few times, one day she said hey let's go to dinner so I followed her after work to find another guy waiting in the parking lot for her. She got out of the car and so did he and they walked into the reasturant together.... Ugh WTF? I didn't work there much longer for another reason. Last fall started to talk to this gal on Facebook before I deleted mine. Things were cool at first then she went stage five clinger and blowing up my phone before we ever met. What are you doing? Why don't you answer me? Where are you? Ect ect ect. Told her to pound sand. Never met her obviously but that could have been interesting. 1
Gaeta Posted June 1, 2015 Posted June 1, 2015 I have so many, I will think of one I didn't tell on here already. Let me situate you. I'm white, I'm late 40s, I'm a professional, I'm pretty girly with dresses and high heels, nails and hair always done. He's a black man from south of US, got himself out of the ghetto and moved up here in my country and built himself a nice life. He's big like a monster and all of his bottom teeth are gold. You get the picture. We get at the coffee shop, it starts well but soon he starts sweating bullets and he's very uncomfortable. I ask if he's ok and he says he's just so nervous it's the first time he's meeting a real lady. I encourage him to relax, I am a woman like any other women and I do enjoy my time with him. It was the wrong thing to say.... He went in full anxiety attack right there. He could not breath in, had to bend his head between his knees, alerted the whole coffee shop of course. lol poor man. 3
Fhsjkfjrhsdh3646 Posted June 1, 2015 Posted June 1, 2015 I had one girl I went bowling with a couple years ago, this was when I was on POF and it's really the bottom of the barrel so to speak.... Got catfished, she had a pretty good body, but Oh my god she had the weirdest teeth and face ever, and was super clingy/socially awkward and kept trying to pinch me! Lol. I did stay for an hour and we had one drink (lord knows I needed it lol) and then parted ways. I felt bad so I gave her a hug. She kept texting me for the next couple days until I finally just told her I didn't think we were a good fit, and then she asked why, and I tried to be nice (I didn't say anything to put her down), and she got mad at me >_> lol. Oh well! 2
Dallers Posted June 1, 2015 Posted June 1, 2015 I had a full blown argument with a girl on a date. She was horrible. Picking on people in the restaurant and just spent the entire time talking about herself and then accusing me of not talking much when I couldn't get a word in. After two hours of watching her bit*h off other people and stuff her face I had enough and told her what I really thought about her and gave her a complete piece of my mind. Felt fantastic! Must have been so awkward for the waitress and the table sat next to us couldn't stop laughing at my obvious rant. She also had a bit of an anxiety attack like above but just went quiet, red and really sketchy. I used the bathroom at least 4 times and then when leaving did a kind of half leaving hug. I think I spent the night at my ex's after that date. She is still on online dating. 3
Fhsjkfjrhsdh3646 Posted June 1, 2015 Posted June 1, 2015 I had a full blown argument with a girl on a date. She was horrible. Picking on people in the restaurant and just spent the entire time talking about herself and then accusing me of not talking much when I couldn't get a word in. After two hours of watching her bit*h off other people and stuff her face I had enough and told her what I really thought about her and gave her a complete piece of my mind. Felt fantastic! Must have been so awkward for the waitress and the table sat next to us couldn't stop laughing at my obvious rant. She also had a bit of an anxiety attack like above but just went quiet, red and really sketchy. I used the bathroom at least 4 times and then when leaving did a kind of half leaving hug. I think I spent the night at my ex's after that date. She is still on online dating. Just be glad you didn't take her out for drinks.... That could have gotten even more interesting.
Cicerone Posted June 1, 2015 Posted June 1, 2015 I met this girl at a party one night. Wouldn't leave me side, kept wearing my glasses. Then I found her taking a selfie of us and putting it on Snapchat showing all of her friends how cute I was and all this.. She locked the garage door where people were out in, so I went to go unlock it and she totally tried trapping me in a corner lol. Little did I know, we've been FB friends for years lol.. So she hit me up and we started talking, I gave her the benefit of the doubt since she was a bit drunk.. I pick her up and for the whole 2-3 hours of our date, SHE WOULD NOT STOP TALKING. Going on about how rich her family is and this and that. I got a couple words in here and there, mostly giving off the vibe of "Yup.. Mhm... Oh okay...". HINT HINT So date ended thankfully, I took her home in which she wouldn't shut up still. Then continued to text me that night and for days on end until she got the hint! 1
misspond Posted June 1, 2015 Posted June 1, 2015 Mine are pretty tame really. Went for a coffee date with a man from a nearby town. He got increasingly annoyed with me that I wouldn't bite at the compliments he was fishing for as he told stories about all of the women who were after him/how good looking he was/how cool he was because he sang in a (local) band. After about half an hour he said, "So if I miss my train home can I sleep on your sofa? I mean, it's not as though I'd **** you or anything. Well I probably would because I'll bang anything with a v*****." I declined and sent him on his way back to the train station to ensure he didn't miss his train (it was 4pm in the afternoon...) Met an interesting artist from another nearby town who seemed pretty intelligent, good to talk to etc. He drank an expresso and then started to talk about how Egyptian hieroglyphics were all created by aliens, even standing up to make poses to prove his point. I didn't agree with him. He emailed the next day to say that he didn't think we were on the same page. The man who whilst we were texting discovered I had an interest in Egypt, bought and wore a t-shirt with an Ankh on it just for me, got quite squiffy from one glass of prosecco and who started to leer at me and paw all over me. I excused myself, paid for the entire round of drinks and left. Texted me for days because he wanted to introduce me to his mum. 4
Fhsjkfjrhsdh3646 Posted June 1, 2015 Posted June 1, 2015 Mine are pretty tame really. Went for a coffee date with a man from a nearby town. He got increasingly annoyed with me that I wouldn't bite at the compliments he was fishing for as he told stories about all of the women who were after him/how good looking he was/how cool he was because he sang in a (local) band. After about half an hour he said, "So if I miss my train home can I sleep on your sofa? I mean, it's not as though I'd **** you or anything. Well I probably would because I'll bang anything with a v*****." I declined and sent him on his way back to the train station to ensure he didn't miss his train (it was 4pm in the afternoon...) Met an interesting artist from another nearby town who seemed pretty intelligent, good to talk to etc. He drank an expresso and then started to talk about how Egyptian hieroglyphics were all created by aliens, even standing up to make poses to prove his point. I didn't agree with him. He emailed the next day to say that he didn't think we were on the same page. The man who whilst we were texting discovered I had an interest in Egypt, bought and wore a t-shirt with an Ankh on it just for me, got quite squiffy from one glass of prosecco and who started to leer at me and paw all over me. I excused myself, paid for the entire round of drinks and left. Texted me for days because he wanted to introduce me to his mum. Wow... Do people have no class? Lol. Sure every guy probably thinks that when they're horny, but to say it out loud to a lady.... Sheesh 1
deadelvis Posted June 1, 2015 Posted June 1, 2015 I met an attractive girl at a bar and we exchanged numbers. We texted a few times and decided to go to the river that weekend. She was stunning in her bikini and the river date went fairly smooth. I made a few jokes which she didn't find very funny, but otherwise it was pretty decent. A few days later I was DJing at an afterparty and she started texting me so I told her I would pick her up and take her to the party. It was at a huge mansion of a house located at a really remote location. I picked her up and drove her to the party. When we walked in I realized that in the time I had gone to pick her up all the women at the party had decided to go topless in order to soak up some sun. Every woman was topless at the entire party. She seemed a bit horrified, but before I could explain it was my turn to DJ so I went onto the balcony and started playing records. I made a comment to her like "don't be alarmed, maybe you should just strip down and show these girls what a real pair of tits look like" (she had an amazing body and huge breasts) I didn't see her the whole time I was DJing, but I couldn't really go look for her so I just assumed she was outside or something. After my set was over I walked around looking for her and couldn't find her. Apparently she was so offended by all the nudity (and my comment?) she had decided to walk home. It was about 5 miles to a gas station, where apparently she had found a ride home. We never spoke after that.
misspond Posted June 1, 2015 Posted June 1, 2015 Wow... Do people have no class? Lol. Sure every guy probably thinks that when they're horny, but to say it out loud to a lady.... Sheesh I know right?! I mentioned this in another post I made but recently I was chatting to a man at a MeetUp group in a pub - admittedly we had had a few drinks but I wasn't flirting because I didn't fancy him, he was good to chat to, and I probably would have agreed to see him again if he'd asked because we seemed to be getting on. Him: Well this has been nice. Fancy getting a hotel room for some fun? Me: Taxi!!!!! Not. Even. A. Date..... 1
Fhsjkfjrhsdh3646 Posted June 1, 2015 Posted June 1, 2015 I know right?! I mentioned this in another post I made but recently I was chatting to a man at a MeetUp group in a pub - admittedly we had had a few drinks but I wasn't flirting because I didn't fancy him, he was good to chat to, and I probably would have agreed to see him again if he'd asked because we seemed to be getting on. Him: Well this has been nice. Fancy getting a hotel room for some fun? Me: Taxi!!!!! Not. Even. A. Date..... Wow.... I don't get how guys think a hail mary like that will work lol. In a meetup group nonetheless... You should have posted on the meetup and embarrassed him 1
jen1447 Posted June 1, 2015 Posted June 1, 2015 ^ Respect the honesty tho. I'd rather have that than some dude try to put the moves on later that I saw coming all along. 1
aloneinaz Posted June 1, 2015 Posted June 1, 2015 Hum.. my favorite "bad" date. I met this girl OLD. I was a bit suspicious of her pics as some appeared to be a bit old. We chatted, text, and then had a few conversations on the phone. She was fun so I over-rode my "little voice in the back of my head".. I pulled into the bar. This heavy woman wearing an odd outfit was walking in and saw me. She called out my name. I was like "damn"! SO, being nice, I went into the bar and had a drink with her. I had zero interest but was polite when I walked her to her car and gave a quick hug. She texted me 15 minutes later asking how I thought the date went, she liked me, etc.. I didn't reply right away and she texted again "you didn't think it went well, did you".. I then replied "to be honest, I didn't feel a connection".. She got pissed and replied something bitchy. I ignored her. About 15 minutes later, she texts me a nude, full frontal picture of herself saying "you'll never get your hands on this body"! It was a picture of her weighing about 30lbs less.. I felt bad and sorry for her at the same time..
GTR King Posted June 1, 2015 Posted June 1, 2015 I once had a date last year about August time. she texted the night before saying Her do i need to bring anything xx Me Like what? just bring your self xx Her um dunno perse/money etc xx me ok well up to you but bring some money just in case xx her ok will do see you tomorrow xx She didn't bring any money in the end (I think) & only wanted a free meal date went ok but not great. after that she said lets be friends & never heard from her again. she still on POF she was ok looking that was my worst date
coryreply Posted June 1, 2015 Posted June 1, 2015 This is rich. I'm soooo glad I'm still happily married!
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