Author Toodaloo Posted May 28, 2015 Author Posted May 28, 2015 Well get on with it, girl! its only 3 in the afternoon over here... I will call him at about 9 tonight. So you will not know the out come until tomorrow... Great advice Jen. He has no choice he is going to do this and that is final! 1
Author Toodaloo Posted May 28, 2015 Author Posted May 28, 2015 That's what I'm talking about! Hell yes. Right I am going to carry on psyching myself up so come what may I call him and get on with it. Actually I am going to set an alarm on my phone so I remember. Then I will not leave it too late to call... Why on earth do I feel like I am 12 years old again???
jen1447 Posted May 28, 2015 Posted May 28, 2015 It's inevitable ....you're the predator and he's the prey, it's just a woman's natural instincts at work! (And yeah, childlike delight at the prospects, haha.)
lgspot Posted May 28, 2015 Posted May 28, 2015 I just need to be myself. Thats what I need to do. Brie bossoms be damned I shall get this man! His eyes shall cross and he shall have wobbly legs by the time I am through with him! I shall save that for date 3 or 4 though! Better revise the sex books and manuals as well... and get another pair of party pants... actually start wearing pants might help... I don't think a pair with Little Miss Giggles that are floppy and 3 sizes too big will cut it... LG you are so funny! Jen your a star... Getting nervous now so may have a slug of whiskey before I call! Toodaloo---you've got this. Being "yourself" is more than enough for car guy. Your feisty sense of humor would captivate any man... Throw in those epic boobs (as Jen calls them) and the pop rock Blow Jobs and this gent won't know what hit him. I'll be anxiously awaiting results of your call.... If this British gentleman has a lick of sense, he won't cock up this one...
Author Toodaloo Posted May 28, 2015 Author Posted May 28, 2015 If this British gentleman has a lick of sense, he won't cock up this one... Yes - this is the attitude I need to have. he is about to get asked out by a slightly insane gorgeous woman... he doesn't know it yet but I am adorable! If he is lucky I will get to lick some sense into his "mess"!!! LOL that could read so bady!!! And just in case I have found no hang ups with this one at all. You should try the camomile tea BJ's... made a man go temporarily blind with one of those and gave him electric shocks! This guy has no idea of what he is currently missing. Don't know if I should be more excited about potential BJ's or an excuse to eat the popping candy... if he turns me down I can always eat the popping candy anyway... 1
SycamoreCircle Posted May 28, 2015 Posted May 28, 2015 I thought popping candy was a euphemism for something else. Read earlier posts. Too bad.
Author Toodaloo Posted May 28, 2015 Author Posted May 28, 2015 I thought popping candy was a euphemism for something else. Read earlier posts. Too bad. Oh dear the britishisms just get worse for you guys don't they!
lgspot Posted May 28, 2015 Posted May 28, 2015 Yes - this is the attitude I need to have. he is about to get asked out by a slightly insane gorgeous woman... he doesn't know it yet but I am adorable! If he is lucky I will get to lick some sense into his "mess"!!! LOL that could read so bady!!! And just in case I have found no hang ups with this one at all. You should try the camomile tea BJ's... made a man go temporarily blind with one of those and gave him electric shocks! This guy has no idea of what he is currently missing. Don't know if I should be more excited about potential BJ's or an excuse to eat the popping candy... if he turns me down I can always eat the popping candy anyway... If this guy is foolish enough to turn you down, I'll send you a case of the popping candy, a dozen roses, and the Lelo.... PS: Lets hope he gives as good as he gets... That popping candy has been known to have interesting effects on the lady bits too....... Geez, all this discussion of chamomile tea, blindness, and electric shocks, I'm in serious danger of cocking up again.... You're gonna have to send the recipe for that amazing tea....
Author Toodaloo Posted May 28, 2015 Author Posted May 28, 2015 That popping candy has been known to have interesting effects on the lady bits too....... Really????!!!! I had never thought about it... Now off to march back to the shop to get more in case!!!
Syberia Posted May 28, 2015 Posted May 28, 2015 Oh dear the britishisms just get worse for you guys don't they! They do, I was wondering the same, lol
Author Toodaloo Posted May 28, 2015 Author Posted May 28, 2015 They do, I was wondering the same, lol perhaps we should start a "lost in translation" thread!!!
Syberia Posted May 28, 2015 Posted May 28, 2015 That popping candy has been known to have interesting effects on the lady bits too....... Ok well now I'm interested. What kind of candy are we talking about here? perhaps we should start a "lost in translation" thread!!! Maybe we should, even your name is a British-ism... I think Crikey mate, look at the knockers on that one! (wait, that's Australian)
Author Toodaloo Posted May 28, 2015 Author Posted May 28, 2015 Ok well now I'm interested. What kind of candy are we talking about here? Its the stuff that crackles in your mouth when you eat it. If you go to a traditional sweet shop you should be able to find some! Maybe we should, even your name is a British-ism... I think It is! It is a cheery Good bye! Crikey mate, look at the knockers on that one! (wait, that's Australian) I don't think we need that translated! The question you need to ask is are they smothered in brie??? If yes its only me trying to pull Jen!!! 3
Syberia Posted May 28, 2015 Posted May 28, 2015 Never tried Brie (not a huge fan of most cheese), but Nutella works wonderfully for both parts of a woman. And a man too, for that matter
jen1447 Posted May 28, 2015 Posted May 28, 2015 Mmmmmmm, brrrooobs. [motorboat!] In all seriousness, boobs do go well with some foods and certain drinks. I could actually see cheese working, like a wine and cheese type event. Plus if there were crackers I'd have to get up all the crumbs. Yummy!
Author Toodaloo Posted May 28, 2015 Author Posted May 28, 2015 I am so glad I am not the only one who likes to snack!!! Not tried Nutella... damn I am slacking!
Syberia Posted May 28, 2015 Posted May 28, 2015 (edited) Ehh, I could just see the crumbs getting all over everything, scratching, and being generally uncomfortable. Now whipped cream and chocolate chips is another one that went well, after she got done laughing at what I had done I am so glad I am not the only one who likes to snack!!! I can only imagine what the check out lady at the store was thinking last time I tried a "snack" - I had lingerie, candles, whipped cream, chocolate chips, and nothing else. Oh, and cake mix. Yes, the cake was involved All because we had joked the night before about using the word "chocolate chips" to mean sex, in a setting where it wouldn't be appropriate to discuss sex. So the next day I was texting her various pictures of chocolate chips and cookies to get her in the mood... Edited May 28, 2015 by Syberia
Redhead14 Posted May 28, 2015 Posted May 28, 2015 As I sat in the bath with my face pack on feeling not unlike Cruela De Ville last night I had a sudden epiphany. This guy I really like. Well he is on a dating site. That means that loads of women are not chasing him down... We got on well, there was a slight flirtation in his texts which me being an absolute doughnut completely missed... So I have decided that tonight I am going to ask him out at the weekend. I have a plan of action and I am going to go for it. And my plans mean that I will probably get a really great view of his backside so I can quietly be a pervert while he isn't looking!!! You know what I am blinking fantastic! Time to show it off and relax a bit and have a laugh. As far as I am concerned I am going to stop being on best behavior. I am going to just be myself and sod it. If it were a friend I would have absolutely no hesitation in asking them out to do stuff so why not now? Who gives a damn what he thinks I hardly know him! So what if he thinks I am fruit loops - I am! So what if he thinks I am a bit forward and all that. Does it really matter? Wish me luck guys... the tune to Rocky is going through my head and I have pulled my pants up. I am going for this. Don't quite know how yet as I will probably fudge the whole thing but feck it... nothing ventured nothing gained... and I want to eat cream off of this ones thighs... You can do that but what you should do after you've started the ball rolling, is to hand the reins back over to him at some point fairly quickly. In other words, you ask a man out, he accepts. If he seems interested enough, you tell him to call you if he would like to get together again. And, then let him continue to initiate from that point on for a while if he's become really interested.
lgspot Posted May 28, 2015 Posted May 28, 2015 FYI---Toodaloo: Pop Rock Hummer Using the popular pop rock candy, an individual places it in their mouth and proceeds to conduct oral sex on another individual, whether it be on the penis, vagina, anus, or nipples. While the pop rocks explode in the giver's mouth due to the reaction with the saliva, this explosive sensation is transferred on to the "sensitivities" of the receiver, a "hummmmm" type feeling is received. A common example of a pop rock hummer would be during a blow job. The girl puts some pop rocks in her mouth and once the pop rocks start "popping", she sucks the guy off. The same tingling sensation she receives in her mouth is transferred to the guys penis. This works even better the other way around when a girl gets eaten out because the pop rocks not only react with the saliva, they also react with the delectable juices of the vagina. :p 1
lionheart153 Posted May 28, 2015 Posted May 28, 2015 *sigh* why can't more of the women I meet be like you 1
lgspot Posted May 28, 2015 Posted May 28, 2015 Office Factoid Altoids in a whole new light This is an absolutely true story-forward it around to friends who might get a kick out of it. Had the most interesting conversation with the top sales weasel at our company today. She came into my office and noticed I had a box of Altoids on my desk. (Have you had them? They are these obnoxiously strong peppermints made in England.) As soon as she saw them, she burst into laughter. Turns out she had recently had an affair with a guy who called her and left her an incredibly steamy voice mail message after an encounter. He went on and on about what a blow job goddess she was, how amazing she was, how he'd never be the same, etc. She was kind of puzzled, thinking: what did I do to this guy that was so different from my regular technique? She finally figured it out: she's a smoker, and before getting intimate with him, she had gone to the bathroom to "freshen up." Not having a toothbrush, she crunched on about four Altoids and then got busy. Apparently things went amazingly. So she passed this little tidbit on to another female sales weasel, who immediately tried it out on *her* fiance. Apparently this guy has never, ever been into oral sex, but liked the mint sensation so much that he asked her to stop and chew another Altoid mid-blow job. He is now a fellatio gourmand. This news has been going around our office. Having a box of Altoids on your desk is now like being part of the Secret Blowjob Goddess Society. It's the equivalent of having the hottest car or coolest computer. News spread like crazy among the females, who all went out at lunch to Walgreens to buy a box of Altoids (about $2 for 100 or so), and their partners across the city tonight are getting one hell of a corporate blow job. As far as company-wide morale boosting events, it doesn't get much better. Some of the men found out, too -- they went out after work to buy them for their wives. They strategized on how to get their wives to eat them. (For what it's worth -- it really does work! For girls too) PS: Toodaloo, I understand altoids come from England 1
lgspot Posted May 28, 2015 Posted May 28, 2015 After all this Toodaloo, there is no way this guy could say no. Good luck:p
Author Toodaloo Posted May 28, 2015 Author Posted May 28, 2015 I can only imagine what the check out lady at the store was thinking last time I tried a "snack" - I had lingerie, candles, whipped cream, chocolate chips, and nothing else. Probably that your wife is a very lucky lady!!! 1
Author Toodaloo Posted May 28, 2015 Author Posted May 28, 2015 PS: Toodaloo, I understand altoids come from England They do! I used to keep a tin of them in my pocket and shake them to get the horses to come over to the gate in the winter so I didn't have to get muddy! Was quite a good training trick as they used to come back after bucking you off if you shook the tin... saves you walking for miles trying to catch them... I feel quite the pervert now... that I was feeding them to horses... My excuse is that I was young at the time... *adds altoids to list...* 4
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