Dallers Posted May 25, 2015 Posted May 25, 2015 If it was the original TT it would suggest that the driver was a homosexual hairdresser. The new shape TT is pretty smart and some of the souped up ones are lovely. I understand now. Although the irony of a bald hairdresser?
writergal Posted May 25, 2015 Posted May 25, 2015 I understand now. Although the irony of a bald hairdresser? With wonky teeth! I'm sure he was better looking than this bald guy with bad teeth Toodaloo? 1
Author Toodaloo Posted May 25, 2015 Author Posted May 25, 2015 If it was the original TT it would suggest that the driver was a homosexual hairdresser. The new shape TT is pretty smart and some of the souped up ones are lovely. I hang around with blokes most of the time... I know enough to know this car is pure motorhead porn... I know several men who would rather drive that car than have sex with their wives... I will get over it. It just sucks. Are you sure you dont want some pics Dallers? After all sharing is caring! TMI clearly has no meaning when you are dating... This guy did have faults he is not perfect at all. Just pretty damn close to it in my book. Shame about the car but ho hum. That can be my excuse... 1
Dallers Posted May 25, 2015 Posted May 25, 2015 I hang around with blokes most of the time... I know enough to know this car is pure motorhead porn... I know several men who would rather drive that car than have sex with their wives... I will get over it. It just sucks. Are you sure you dont want some pics Dallers? After all sharing is caring! TMI clearly has no meaning when you are dating... This guy did have faults he is not perfect at all. Just pretty damn close to it in my book. Shame about the car but ho hum. That can be my excuse... The girl I was seeing recently was perfect too until she deployed in the military and turned into the incredible hulk. You don't really know anyone until you get to know them. That does not stop it hurting nor does it make you feel any better when the next person you meet is still living with an ex and spends the entire first date talking about their ex boyfriends. "long drawn out sigh" Do what i'm doing. Take a break and enjoy your summer. 1
neowulf Posted May 25, 2015 Posted May 25, 2015 Well after many a penis picture despite me saying no I finally met someone lovely. He didn't squark at me, didn't want all gays to be locked up, didn't make me want to run or hit him... no mustard was involved at all... He was the height he claimed to be. In fact he was everything he claimed to be and is just a great guy. Just the sort of guy that I would LOVE to date and possibly have a relationship with. Two problems, one is his car. He drives a very nice shiney brand spanking new TT... I know most women would look at that car and their juices would bubble but mine dried up as I thought to myself how in the hell will he ever get that up my drive... So wish he drove a Mondeo... Second thing which is probably the most important. He doesn't fancy me. So finally I meet a man who is just as he says he is (even his height!), really lovely and so much more than just "nice" but he doesn't fancy me. I think he probably likes me but just doesn't fancy me... Gutted. Absolutely gutted. He would have made suffering all those willy pictures and horrific dates worth it. Big sighs coming from this little corner of the UK... On the bright side they are out there... Now how in the heck do I find another one? Happens to all of us love.. I've been on the other side, where I'm on a date with a lovely woman thinking "what the hell is wrong with me! She's awesome! Why can't I feel anything!" :-( We all know the painful truth; we don't get a say in who we fall for. Least you know that the kind of men you're searching for exist. Stay strong :-)
jen1447 Posted May 25, 2015 Posted May 25, 2015 We all know the painful truth; we don't get a say in who we fall for. Isn't that the truth! Sometimes those inclinations are brazenly irrational even. I've cozied up some gorgeous women who I ended up being turned off by, and I've gotten crazy worked up over less outwardly attractive women forex who just had something that made me get all goofy. Likewise other traits - smart women who were ultimately irritating, irritating women who were ultimately gracious, etc., etc. (Sorry to make this all lesbo but I've gotta talk from my wheelhouse. ) 1
johndoe2 Posted May 26, 2015 Posted May 26, 2015 Curiously, I've always found the women I have the most in common with and am most interested in are never interested, and the few who are interested are generally the ones who have the least in common with me, which I tend to go along with as I take what I can get. I guess you can't really expect that the type of person you're interested in will necessarily coincide with the type of person who's interested in you. Those are in fact two very different variables. Not sure what the solution is. (Sorry to make this all lesbo but I've gotta talk from my wheelhouse. ) No, by all means, go on...
Gloria25 Posted May 26, 2015 Posted May 26, 2015 I feel your pain.... Dude has thing #1, 2, or even 3 that you're looking for - yet has X that you're not looking for. Frustrating!!!!
lgspot Posted May 26, 2015 Posted May 26, 2015 Toodaloo, Don't quite give up the ghost yet. Some guys will fool you. Just when you think they don't, they do. Nice that you least had a car-gasm for the weekend.... What is it that guys without nice cars say----fancy, pricey, BIG car---small willy. Us guys gotta compensate some how.... Heck Toodaloo, I would send you a d-pic just to tide you thru, but I really don't want to ruin your week. Besides, there's a Joke of the Day thread going and I'd be afraid you'd post it there. Keep your chin up girl, your guy will come around soon. That's the sad thing about OLD, you gotta go thru 10,000 frogs to find a match. A person might as well post their profiles on bathroom walls....
johndoe2 Posted May 26, 2015 Posted May 26, 2015 What is it that guys without nice cars say----fancy, pricey, BIG car---small willy. Us guys gotta compensate some how.... Ha, I only have a bike (and bought it used too), what does that say about me?
lgspot Posted May 26, 2015 Posted May 26, 2015 Ha, I only have a bike (and bought it used too), what does that say about me? Welcome to LoveShack Mr John Holmes! 1
amaysngrace Posted May 26, 2015 Posted May 26, 2015 How do you know he doesn't fancy you? It sounds like you two talked about a lot of stuff and had a good time. It can't be one-sided. I think he will call.
johndoe2 Posted May 26, 2015 Posted May 26, 2015 How do you know he doesn't fancy you? It sounds like you two talked about a lot of stuff and had a good time. It can't be one-sided. I think he will call. Unfortunately, it can be once-sided. Especially if this is a guy who has a lot of good dates with various women, the competition may be intense. Some people can talk a lot and have a great time with everyone, they just have the personality for it.
Author Toodaloo Posted May 26, 2015 Author Posted May 26, 2015 How do you know he doesn't fancy you? It sounds like you two talked about a lot of stuff and had a good time. It can't be one-sided. I think he will call. He won't. I tried as suggested and dropped one of my oh so subtle we haven't noticed the bull in the china shop hints and not a dicky bird. I have to let this one go. I think its a case of yes we are both nice people but he just doesn't feel a spark. (Sorry to make this all lesbo but I've gotta talk from my wheelhouse. ) Don't worry Jen. I am pretty damn sure the problems we all face with this dating lark have sod all to do with our sexuality! I appreciate your support. Guys thank you for cheering me up last night. I am still feeling a bit bummed out but looking on the bright side I found a good 'un once so I can do it again. I may try again in a couple of weeks. Who knows. For now though I think I shall just leave it and go get some more batteries... 1
Author Toodaloo Posted May 26, 2015 Author Posted May 26, 2015 Ha, I only have a bike (and bought it used too), what does that say about me? That your willy is bigger than most men are tall... Doh! If your struggling I suggest wrapping it around your waist a few times!
johndoe2 Posted May 26, 2015 Posted May 26, 2015 That your willy is bigger than most men are tall... Doh! If your struggling I suggest wrapping it around your waist a few times! Now there's an idea, I can even make use of it if I ever forget my belt! For some reason I now feel that Stretch Armstrong action figures are forever tainted in my filthy mind now.
Trimmer Posted May 26, 2015 Posted May 26, 2015 Well after many a penis picture despite me saying no I finally met someone lovely. Well I don't have a lot of advice to offer you, but maybe some humor will lighten things a bit... When I first read your first line, I thought you were a guy who was sending out penis pics ("Well, after many a penis pic...") and I was thinking "Well there's your trouble, mate!" The second thing is a phrase that I remember, and I'm not putting this on you, but I say it about myself somewhat wistfully: "I finally met the perfect woman. Problem is, she is waiting for the perfect man!"
Author Toodaloo Posted May 26, 2015 Author Posted May 26, 2015 Now there's an idea, I can even make use of it if I ever forget my belt! For some reason I now feel that Stretch Armstrong action figures are forever tainted in my filthy mind now. What can I say!!! There are simply no words... Going to really put off the ladies now... Suggest you go and get a lambo just to lead them into a false sense of security!
lgspot Posted May 26, 2015 Posted May 26, 2015 Don't worry Jen. I am pretty damn sure the problems we all face with this dating lark have sod all to do with our sexuality! I appreciate your support. Guys thank you for cheering me up last night. I am still feeling a bit bummed out but looking on the bright side I found a good 'un once so I can do it again. I may try again in a couple of weeks. Who knows. For now though I think I shall just leave it and go get some more batteries... Toodaloo, I've started a collection here at work for a corded top of the line Lelo for you. Gotta free you from that nasty battery dependency. Such a buzzkill to have to pause the fun for a battery run. Do you have a color preference??? 1
Author Toodaloo Posted May 26, 2015 Author Posted May 26, 2015 Well I don't have a lot of advice to offer you, but maybe some humor will lighten things a bit... When I first read your first line, I thought you were a guy who was sending out penis pics ("Well, after many a penis pic...") and I was thinking "Well there's your trouble, mate!" LOL Sorry but that is hilarious! Problem I have is even if I delete them off my phone they are still held in the memory somewhere. So when I go to my gallery all these pictures of various penises come up in between my pictures of my animals etc! I just can't get rid of the bloody things! There is now quite the selection... all lengths, girths, some flaccid, some erect, videos of erm yeah I will leave it to your imagination!!! The second thing is a phrase that I remember, and I'm not putting this on you, but I say it about myself somewhat wistfully: "I finally met the perfect woman. Problem is, she is waiting for the perfect man!" I don't actually want the perfect man. My idea of perfect is one with his own flaws, but flaws that I can live with and think of as cute. No person is perfect and to seek such is only leading to disaster. I don't think this guy is looking for perfect either. In fact I know he isn't from some of the comments he made. I just didn't get his juices flowing. Its that simple. Got to just accept it and get on with it. Much as I would love to chase him down its not going to work. I may try again in a couple of weeks as most people who adore me, do so after knowing me for a while, so perhaps if I invite him out to do something fun and silly then its an activity rather than just talking. He can get a chance to see my silly/ daft side then. It can be a "hey I have tickets to do this do you want to come with me" kind of thing. Dunno - will see how it goes. Right now I am still a bit in "hide in my hovel and sulk about it" mode. It won't last long. It never does.
Author Toodaloo Posted May 26, 2015 Author Posted May 26, 2015 Toodaloo, I've started a collection here at work for a corded top of the line Lelo for you. Gotta free you from that nasty battery dependency. Such a buzzkill to have to pause the fun for a battery run. Do you have a color preference??? They made a steel one for me at work one day and ran it off the mains... It was the size of a donkey and I told them never, ever to let the thing into my sight again... No colour preference! Where they go colour has no meaning!!! For anyone wondering I have found Duracel Ultra last longer than Ever Ready extras...
lgspot Posted May 26, 2015 Posted May 26, 2015 They made a steel one for me at work one day and ran it off the mains... It was the size of a donkey and I told them never, ever to let the thing into my sight again... No colour preference! Where they go colour has no meaning!!! For anyone wondering I have found Duracel Ultra last longer than Ever Ready extras... Lelo has a pretty blue one that does all assortment of tricks. Pleasing to the eye and tickles all the bits I understand. These guys out here don't have anything better to do with their money and I've mentioned the collections for a worthy cause. This early in the morning they're a bit groggy so vulnerable to my charm. A pretty new toy might not completely take the place of car guy, but can't go wrong with a Lelo. You will feel a spark!!!
Author Toodaloo Posted May 26, 2015 Author Posted May 26, 2015 You will feel a spark!!! It that because I will probably end up electrocuting myself!!!
Trimmer Posted May 26, 2015 Posted May 26, 2015 I don't actually want the perfect man. My idea of perfect is one with his own flaws, but flaws that I can live with and think of as cute. No person is perfect and to seek such is only leading to disaster. I don't think this guy is looking for perfect either. In fact I know he isn't from some of the comments he made. I just didn't get his juices flowing. Its that simple. Got to just accept it and get on with it. Much as I would love to chase him down its not going to work. Oh, and I don't mean to imply that you were shooting too high or anything - that's kinda why I aimed the joke at myself and not "You..." It's just that on the metaphorical level, I always think I bet I'll find someone who I think is great and fantastic, with all her quirks and flaws and whatever, but she'll probably be thinking somewhere 90 degrees off of what I am... It's gotta align in both directions, I guess, doesn't it? Dunno - will see how it goes. Right now I am still a bit in "hide in my hovel and sulk about it" mode. It won't last long. It never does. Yeah - lick your wounds, heal up and rest a bit, and then get back out there.
Author Toodaloo Posted May 26, 2015 Author Posted May 26, 2015 Stupid thing is all the guys at work have been waiting for the horror stories that was bound to come and they are all as gutted as I am... On a good note their pity play means I get more cookies at tea time today!!! So even when there is negatives there are always positives too.
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