Gold Pile Posted April 6, 2015 Posted April 6, 2015 A voice from the past gave me a call. She runs a small farm and said she'd buy me lunch in exchange for helping her exercise the horses. I knew this was a booty call, she didn't really need my help. I reminded her that our first (and last) date was interrupted by her angry ex-husband. I barely escaped out the bedroom window. A cow that took a shine to me came to the window with an expression of alarm thus alerting me of the danger. She said the ex was long gone. She was a cute gal and I've always heard the bouncing in the saddle was enough to put any woman in the mood for romance. I said ..."it's a date". We were riding the horses after our lunch date, I asked how long we'd be riding. She said an hour, perfect I thought and I popped an E.D. pill. People talk about women enjoying horseback sensations, but to tell the truth it was working for me, so much it was embarrassing (well, almost ). The beer from lunch was screaming to come out. I couldn't wait any longer, made my polite explanations and dismounted. I was going to turn my back on her but she lustfully told me not to be shy, she wanted a preview. The pill, the riding, and this remark really put me in the mood. I lowered my pants , .... it scared the crap out of those poor horses! I tried to explain and it should have been evident that I was only "taking a leak" but the panicked horses were having none of it. I had to walk back to the house while she went ahead with the traumatized animals. My date was concerned about my evident excitement on the trail. I told her that her eyes and her riding boots were driving me crazy all day . That was yesterday, I got home this morning. A great date. 1
Author Gold Pile Posted April 6, 2015 Author Posted April 6, 2015 Too late to edit. I meant to place a "?" after the comment about woman enjoying horse rides. Ladies, does bouncing around during horse riding put you in the mood for romance?
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