Gold Pile Posted March 23, 2015 Posted March 23, 2015 My buddy and I sat at a hotel bar. It was a late weekday afternoon and we expected a fair number of out of town business women to come in. We challenged each other to ask out each unattended (by a guy) lady that came in. He would ask out the first one, I'd ask out the next. If either of us lost our courage and failed to ask, then we had to buy the other guy a beer. It was slower than we expected but within 2 hours he'd asked 2 out for a date and I'd asked one (3 rejections by the way). My turn...A very thin woman with a floor length skirt and a turtleneck top came in. She had big 1980's hair that hid all but her face. She wore large sunglasses (indoors ). As covered as she was you could still tell she was super skinny. Normally I love slender women and I detest jealous heavier folks that try to shame them. But even I had to admit she was beyond skeletal. With the cost of a beer at stake...I tried to formulate a pick up line that would fail. Like "Hey bones, join me for a date, lots of food". As I drew closer to this skeletiod patron ... I heard her ask the bartended for a glass of wine and a mop. I turned around and brought my buddy a beer. 3
Krieger Posted March 23, 2015 Posted March 23, 2015 Just as your not Darren Sharper bar dates might be all right. ?Serial rapist? Darren Sharper headed to prison after striking plea deals | New York Post
Author Gold Pile Posted March 23, 2015 Author Posted March 23, 2015 Just as your not Darren Sharper bar dates might be all right. ?Serial rapist? Darren Sharper headed to prison after striking plea deals | New York PostWhat an odd reply:confused:
Author Gold Pile Posted March 23, 2015 Author Posted March 23, 2015 Just as your not Darren Sharper bar dates might be all right. ?Serial rapist? Darren Sharper headed to prison after striking plea deals | New York Post Finally got your link to work. Now I scream it.... what an odd reply. Disturbing 1
MidwestUSA Posted March 23, 2015 Posted March 23, 2015 Why would she ask for a mop when it sounds like you could simply flip her upside down and use her as one? Aqua Net is a fantastic grease cutter.
Author Gold Pile Posted March 24, 2015 Author Posted March 24, 2015 Why would she ask for a mop when it sounds like you could simply flip her upside down and use her as one? Aqua Net is a fantastic grease cutter. That Farrah Faucette hair did look like a mop. 1
fitnessfan365 Posted March 24, 2015 Posted March 24, 2015 I tried to formulate a pick up line that would fail. Like "Hey bones, join me for a date, lots of food". As I drew closer to this skeletiod patron ... . Hahahahaha.. :laugh::laugh::laugh: Man this made me laugh hysterically for 30 seconds straight. The use of the term "skeletoid" was classic. That actually sounds like a fun night and takes balls to do. Even though you both got rejected every time, it makes for a great story.
Author Gold Pile Posted March 24, 2015 Author Posted March 24, 2015 Hahahahaha.. :laugh::laugh::laugh: Man this made me laugh hysterically for 30 seconds straight. The use of the term "skeletoid" was classic. That actually sounds like a fun night and takes balls to do. Even though you both got rejected every time, it makes for a great story. A few beers with an old friend, laughing at our failures, wishing for a score.....yup a fun time.
smackie9 Posted March 24, 2015 Posted March 24, 2015 Did you not stop for a second and realize she might be a suffer of anorexia? or she was wearing a wig because she had been going through chemo treatment? That would explain the sunglasses/lack of body mass too. haha not so funny now is it.
Toodaloo Posted March 24, 2015 Posted March 24, 2015 Did you not stop for a second and realize she might be a suffer of anorexia? or she was wearing a wig because she had been going through chemo treatment? That would explain the sunglasses/lack of body mass too. haha not so funny now is it. Oh Smackie your just mean... The poor devils were going to be turned down any way! Sounds to me as though she had been crying if she asked for a mop and had big glasses on. Poor lass. Perhaps best she wasn't hit on for a dare and he just brought the beer...
SawtoothMars Posted March 24, 2015 Posted March 24, 2015 Did you not stop for a second and realize she might be a suffer of anorexia? or she was wearing a wig because she had been going through chemo treatment? That would explain the sunglasses/lack of body mass too. haha not so funny now is it. Unless you are joking... I think this went over your head. Gold Pile is the king of hilarious stories! Oh Smackie your just mean... The poor devils were going to be turned down any way! Sounds to me as though she had been crying if she asked for a mop and had big glasses on. Poor lass. Perhaps best she wasn't hit on for a dare and he just brought the beer... Oh dear.... lack of humor disease seems to be contagious. 1
Toodaloo Posted March 24, 2015 Posted March 24, 2015 Oh dear.... lack of humor disease seems to be contagious. Run while you can its catching!!!
SawtoothMars Posted March 24, 2015 Posted March 24, 2015 Run while you can its catching!!! I've been vaccinated. Look up some of Gold Piles other threads... going back to 2005. This may be the cure for you! 1
Author Gold Pile Posted March 25, 2015 Author Posted March 25, 2015 I've been vaccinated. Look up some of Gold Piles other threads... going back to 2005. This may be the cure for you! Well, one of my posts did cure a person who suffered from Dutch Elm disease. 1
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