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Wow wow wow wow! I'm glad I'm not alone. I can relate to many things in everyone's replies. Love the STD story. Thankfully I haven't had one of those incidences. I could just sit here night and day and think of additional things.

 

-He thought he was better than everyone else just because he went to college and has a "real job" (um...lots of other people we know went to school and have careers)

 

-After he began his career he started to use that as an excuse for ridiculous things, or held it over my head to make me feel inferior

 

-He would try to make me feel stupid....yet my vocabulary was often too large for him (didn't understand words I'd use, and would ask what they meant)

 

-He apologized TWICE in our entire relationship. Trust me, I deserved an apology more than TWICE.

 

-He would MAKE me apologize for petty BS and I soon realised I was saying sorry all of the time over nothing.

 

-Even if he was the one who caused an argument, he would tell me it was my fault for doing something to make him upset (and I had to say sorry, of course)

 

-He has this a-hole cousin who insists on coming around every day, and I wasn't allowed to voice my opinion when he was being disrespectful and rude to me. This guy has even started physical brawls at family parties. Apparently it was his family and I have no right to form any negative opinions about anybody and must tolerate rude behavior and disrespect right to my face. This is also one of the times he snapped at me in front of his family and our friends; and also one of the times he called me disposable because I'm not family.

 

I don't care whose family it is. Just because it's your precious high and mighty family -- that can't say two words to somebody without trying to insult them -- doesn't mean I have to tolerate it. I get that every family has their own unique people and issues. Mine does, too. But come on.

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12. Her butthole was never clean which put a bit of a damper on sexy times.

 

 

LOL this made me spit out my drink. How exactly did you know? Did you see poo in doggy style position? Did it smell? Seriously curious lol

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LOL this made me spit out my drink. How exactly did you know? Did you see poo in doggy style position? Did it smell? Seriously curious lol

 

 

Omg, I must've missed that one lol. But, OMG :laugh::eek::sick:

 

 

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How exactly did you know?

 

C'mon man you're an adult. Not that it matters but I didn't mean to imply there was feces flying about. It just wasn't as clean as it could be often.

 

It was merely curious oversight for a person who was otherwise fastidious in her concern for such things.

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...but I didn't mean to imply there was feces flying about.

 

Omg MD lololol ...the visual I got after reading this is still making me giggle :laugh:

 

 

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Oh my I love this thread :)

 

What I do NOT miss:

 

- Hypocrite

- Liar

- Cheater

- Selfish

- Disrespectful

- Put others before me

- Stared at other women constantly

- Flirted with other women behind my back

- Gave people money behind my back

- Didn't clean

- Never helped with chores

- Thought women should do all the cooking and cleaning

- Pushed his religion on me

- Bad with money

- Would flip out if I didn't answer my phone or text back right away

 

 

I just wanted to add though that he wasn't all bad. He did do some pretty awful things to me, but he was very funny and did try to make me happy at some points. I wasn't perfect by any means, but I treated him like gold through most of it. He does have a good heart and does mean well but he just doesn't know how to treat his women properly.

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- didn't like to wear under wear

- attempted to kick me out the car on major highway

- him always being bothered and complaining about perfumes or scents,

- his silly, nerdy, sarchastic little laugh he would do after he would try to correct someone to boost his ego

- visible plaque on his teeth

- cheap

- smelly cat odor in the bathroom

- his stupid nerd voice when he would get upset

- his awful singing voice

- insensitive personality

- HE WAS SO BORING,

- his riddles or quotes he would state when we had heated arguments

- talking to me like I was a child at times

- watching cartoons and not giving me attention

- doesn't like going to the beach or swimming

- being a jerk towards people at times or talking down to them

- ignoring my feelings

- flirting with woman

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C'mon man you're an adult. Not that it matters but I didn't mean to imply there was feces flying about. It just wasn't as clean as it could be often.

 

It was merely curious oversight for a person who was otherwise fastidious in her concern for such things.

 

Yup I am an adult. I didn't mean feces flying about either, gross.

 

I just don't know how a person could tell if another had a dirty butthole..

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Which ex? LOL

 

 

The most recent, or all of my exes?

 

 

I guess with the most recent ex I don't miss the long distance, nor some of the kind of snobbish and insane **** she said to me during our relationship. IDK...I really don't have too many bad things to say---I was the asshat in that relationship.

 

 

As for the relationship preceding that, I don't miss her calling me Bologna to her Cheese, nor describing me as Apples to her Oranges. I don't miss her talking incessantly about her co-worker and then months later breaking up with me after my flying back from Cali only to **** him about a month later. Obviously, she was ****ing him for the longest time. Oh yeah, I don't miss her calling me and telling me that she bit his dick and allowed him to place his finger in her ass because he liked it---oh stop it, you enjoyed it a lot. Nor do I miss her calling me from his house roughly 5-10 times and hearing that old goat during a call ask who it was, to which she replied, "Does it matter?" YEAH BITCH, IT DOES. It was disrespectful to both of us. Nor do I miss said tramp contacting me over the next four years off and on by email showing feigned concern for my life, placing me in the friendzone, and being told whenever I brought up how she ****ted on me during the final weeks of our relationship to "Just ****ing get over it". Well I would've if she would've left me alone. Okay, I'm done.

 

 

FWIW, I miss having someone care about my well-being. I feel depressed right about now.

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