Gold Pile Posted February 11, 2015 Posted February 11, 2015 He is a grumpy, lazy old man with an older but attractive trophy wife. She is within my preferred dating age range (18-80), but she is older than I would normally seek. She was once truly a beautiful woman, now she maintains a standard of beauty with the daily gym trips, the best hairdressers, the best clothes, and a couple of very good cosmetic procedures. She is also a very nice lady. Combination of age and poor attitude...he never shovels his back deck. She, a slender beauty, struggles admirably to shovel it herself. This winter has been brutal, I've shoveled their deck several times. The last time she set up a lunch date to thank me. I wasn't sure if the date was for the 2 of us or all 3. Yesterday she (alone) arrived for our date. I was ready to go to whatever eatery she was bringing me to. But she had other plans. She was wearing a tight turtleneck under a poncho type coat, high leather boots, and a miniskirt. People talk about not dressing a certain ways after a certain age, but heck...she sure looked hot. She took my hand and said "lets go to the bedroom". I showed her the way, and she took things from there. It was an unexpectedly satisfying date. 2 hours later she was dressed and ready to leave. She handed me a $5 dollar bill. I asked why. She said that when she asked her husband if they should do something for their deck shoveling neighbor, he said "screw him, give him $5 bucks". She did. 3
Author Gold Pile Posted February 12, 2015 Author Posted February 12, 2015 Maybe I should put my pants in a suitcase and move to Panama?
MidwestUSA Posted February 12, 2015 Posted February 12, 2015 Maybe I should put my pants in a suitcase and move to Panama? Just don't stop writing, whatever you do! 1
Author Gold Pile Posted February 13, 2015 Author Posted February 13, 2015 Hopefully the blizzards will keep coming Indeed, I'll be raking in the $5 dollar bills and seeing some action
mightycpa Posted February 13, 2015 Posted February 13, 2015 Hopefully the blizzards will keep coming I think you misunderstood the critical part of the story. It wasn't the blizzard that came. Bada-bump.
LoveRefreshed Posted February 13, 2015 Posted February 13, 2015 I have gingivitis too. wtf? Also, good joke. haha
Author Gold Pile Posted February 14, 2015 Author Posted February 14, 2015 Wish we got snow here Good news! snow is in this weekends forecast.
MidwestUSA Posted February 14, 2015 Posted February 14, 2015 Good news! snow is in this weekends forecast. Here too!!
Author Gold Pile Posted February 14, 2015 Author Posted February 14, 2015 Here too!! I hope you to will help an older, sexy neighbor.
MidwestUSA Posted February 15, 2015 Posted February 15, 2015 I hope you to will help an older, sexy neighbor. That's never a problem. Fortunately, I'm within your preferred age range. Extra dessert if you rake the leaves that are still piled up under the snow.
Author Gold Pile Posted February 15, 2015 Author Posted February 15, 2015 That's never a problem. Fortunately, I'm within your preferred age range. Extra dessert if you rake the leaves that are still piled up under the snow. Of course my preferred dating age range is pretty narrow. 1
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