Gloria25 Posted January 21, 2015 Posted January 21, 2015 (edited) Lol.... With all the guy drama we women have to deal with, I'm with this old lady!!! You go sister!!! But seriously, I have my moments where I'm at peace just being left alone without all the bull-poop you gotta deal with guys and RLs... 109-Year-Old Woman Says Secret To Long Life Is Avoiding Men I mean, all I want is a dude to consistently boink me and take me out to an occasional movie/dinner/event now and then. I don't even want to see/hear from him every day. Is that too much to ask for? Geesh Edited January 21, 2015 by Gloria25 2
Toodaloo Posted January 21, 2015 Posted January 21, 2015 I mean, all I want is a dude to consistently boink me and take me out to an occasional movie/dinner/event now and then. I don't even want to see/hear from him every day. Is that too much to ask for? Geesh Would be nice wouldn't it! 2
salparadise Posted January 21, 2015 Posted January 21, 2015 Lol.... With all the guy drama we women have to deal with... Guy drama, eh? Any way you want to spin it sugga I mean, all I want is a dude to consistently boink me and take me out to an occasional movie/dinner/event now and then. I don't even want to see/hear from him every day. Is that too much to ask for? Geesh And if that's what the guy wanted... boo hoo hoo, why won't he pursue me properly... he just hits it and disappears 'til he's horny again. Why are men so hard to understand- guys' suck. 4
Toodaloo Posted January 21, 2015 Posted January 21, 2015 Guy drama, eh? Any way you want to spin it sugga And if that's what the guy wanted... boo hoo hoo, why won't he pursue me properly... he just hits it and disappears 'til he's horny again. Why are men so hard to understand- guys' suck. This made me laugh! We women just can't make up our minds can we!!!
M_Theory Posted January 21, 2015 Posted January 21, 2015 I've avoided guys all my life and I'm doing great 2
Robert Z Posted January 21, 2015 Posted January 21, 2015 I always get a kick out of stories like this. Just because a person lives a long life it doesn't mean they know why. She is probably just the benefactor of good genes. IIRC, the last time I heard about something like this. it was man who attributed his long life to cigars. 3
Darren2013 Posted January 21, 2015 Posted January 21, 2015 Depends on how you define consistent sex. I can do the reverse of what you are asking for. Consistently take a woman out to different places once a week but occasionally have sex with her. In other words you want a 4:1 ratio between sex and going out. I prefer the ratio of 1:4. 1 representing sex and 4 representing going out.
DrReplyInRhymes Posted January 21, 2015 Posted January 21, 2015 I mean, all I want is a dude to consistently boink me and take me out to an occasional movie/dinner/event now and then. I don't even want to see/hear from him every day. Is that too much to ask for? Geesh Exactly as most guys like it, including me!
Author Gloria25 Posted January 21, 2015 Author Posted January 21, 2015 This made me laugh! We women just can't make up our minds can we!!! Lol, but my mind "is" made up... The old lady says men aren't worth the trouble...so, I, for the longest have minimized and/or eliminated this trouble by keeping my "relationships" with men simple (I.e. see ya when I see ya)...but it's the guys who make what I want complicated.
Author Gloria25 Posted January 21, 2015 Author Posted January 21, 2015 Guy drama, eh? Any way you want to spin it sugga And if that's what the guy wanted... boo hoo hoo, why won't he pursue me properly... he just hits it and disappears 'til he's horny again. Why are men so hard to understand- guys' suck. There's a way to to about it w/o you making the chick feel like a used rag...and, that's why I said that it's the men who make this complicated. I mean, with my last FWB the lines for me got blurred cuz it was odd for me to be in a FWB situation with a guy who would bring you flowers, do stuff with you - etc. Cuz yeah, like you said, FWB situations usually involve the guy just hitin' it and not even sleeping over.
Author Gloria25 Posted January 21, 2015 Author Posted January 21, 2015 Depends on how you define consistent sex. I can do the reverse of what you are asking for. Consistently take a woman out to different places once a week but occasionally have sex with her. In other words you want a 4:1 ratio between sex and going out. I prefer the ratio of 1:4. 1 representing sex and 4 representing going out. You don't prefer anything. According to you - you don't even have a gf and keep on turning down any opportunities to get one. Please do not respond to my threads if you wanna continue with the head games. I appreciate responses from people who have something to contribute and aren't here for "poop and giggles" at my expense.
thefooloftheyear Posted January 21, 2015 Posted January 21, 2015 Lol.... With all the guy drama we women have to deal with, I'm with this old lady!!! You go sister!!! But seriously, I have my moments where I'm at peace just being left alone without all the bull-poop you gotta deal with guys and RLs... 109-Year-Old Woman Says Secret To Long Life Is Avoiding Men I mean, all I want is a dude to consistently boink me and take me out to an occasional movie/dinner/event now and then. I don't even want to see/hear from him every day. Is that too much to ask for? Geesh Nope... Now go and find yourself a married man....you just laid out the ideal AP... TFY 2
Author Gloria25 Posted January 21, 2015 Author Posted January 21, 2015 F I always get a kick out of stories like this. Just because a person lives a long life it doesn't mean they know why. She is probably just the benefactor of good genes. IIRC, the last time I heard about something like this. it was man who attributed his long life to cigars. Yeah, I knew someone was gonna say what you said and you have a point there. 60 Minutes last year had a good story about certain people who were selected and followed to see like how people were living longer w/o stuff like lost of memory and all that. They really couldn't say there was a definite this or that that we could all follow. So yeah, I take stories like the one I posted here with a grain of salt...but I still think she has a point. Relationships rock us at our core. If we are having guy/gal drama it affects us in many ways. That's one reason I go into my droughts. I rather be alone on a Saturday nite with something good to eat, a beer and something on the TV rather than deal with guys and their crap.
stillafool Posted January 21, 2015 Posted January 21, 2015 She may be right. I have lesbian friends who have never been with men and you wouldn't believe how young they look. Also I have a cousin who is a 43 year old virgin and she (I kid you not) looks no older than 29. Go figure.
Timshel Posted January 21, 2015 Posted January 21, 2015 Haha, I just love the 'tude Gloria. Count me in, a glass or three of wine, cozy pjs. Any Sat. night instead of drama B.S. over some schmuck! Disclaimer: If he's all that and a bag of chips, I'll shave my legs and put on some lingerie instead.
Darren2013 Posted January 23, 2015 Posted January 23, 2015 You don't prefer anything. According to you - you don't even have a gf and keep on turning down any opportunities to get one. Please do not respond to my threads if you wanna continue with the head games. I appreciate responses from people who have something to contribute and aren't here for "poop and giggles" at my expense. I am not playing any head games. And as far as what I do with any genuine opportunities to get girlfriends is my business and nobody else's. I'm not hurting anyone else if I am in fact turning down opportunities for a relationship whether sexual or romantic.
harrybrown Posted January 23, 2015 Posted January 23, 2015 I would like to think that we do have some good qualities. 1
Imported Posted January 23, 2015 Posted January 23, 2015 Lol.... ...... I mean, all I want is a dude to consistently boink me and take me out to an occasional movie/dinner/event now and then. I don't even want to see/hear from him every day. Is that too much to ask for? Geesh Sounds pretty reasonable. I am sure there are many guys out there that would be all over that if you played your cards right. For me though, I need more and that would turn me right off.
carhill Posted January 23, 2015 Posted January 23, 2015 I mean, all I want is a dude to consistently boink me and take me out to an occasional movie/dinner/event now and then. I don't even want to see/hear from him every day. Is that too much to ask for? To be honest, I think that's a really good plan and not too much to ask for at all. I'm betting a lot of older women would agree with you. Words I heard from one woman who was a very loving wife and mother - "The last thing I want is to take care of another sick man in my old age. Did that". She never got involved with a man again and lived 26 years after her husband died and had a great time and was a great role model to myself. Do what works for you. If the above is it, good luck! 1
WonderKid Posted January 23, 2015 Posted January 23, 2015 If they told me the secret to live a longer life is to avoid women, I couldn't do it. I love women. If I found that right one, I'd rather stick with her than go through it all without. Having many sexual partners is cool and all, but to have that one woman that really gives a damn about you is better than that tenfold. My secret to living long is taking care of your body, meditating, and staying stress free. 3
RedRobin Posted January 23, 2015 Posted January 23, 2015 Lol.... With all the guy drama we women have to deal with, I'm with this old lady!!! You go sister!!! But seriously, I have my moments where I'm at peace just being left alone without all the bull-poop you gotta deal with guys and RLs... 109-Year-Old Woman Says Secret To Long Life Is Avoiding Men I mean, all I want is a dude to consistently boink me and take me out to an occasional movie/dinner/event now and then. I don't even want to see/hear from him every day. Is that too much to ask for? Geesh For her generation... And maybe culture too.. She probably is right that avoiding a relationship with a man has led to a longer life... In her generation, women were mostly baby machines and household pack mules. A few were lucky enough to have caring, generous, responsible husbands like most of the women in my family. I just got back from a visit to the Taj Mahal, where I learned that the woman that place immortalized died after giving birth to her fourteenth child in almost as many years.. She was a young woman. I dunno. I am thinking the Majaraja should have been happy with thirteen kids if he loved her so much. Oh... And later on... Turns out that the eldest son had his other brothers killed off. Lovely. But yea, if the man can't be a partner, then don't bother. 1
ltjg45 Posted January 23, 2015 Posted January 23, 2015 Strangly enough, I would also say that my life has been a lot less stressful than other guys because I hasn't made much effort to contact and be with women as well. So, as you can see, it goes both ways. With that said, I also understand why women who don't deal with guys feel better. Seeing from how most guys around me act, I wouldn't get close to them for any reason either so I can't say I blame the women in this case. 1
Divasu Posted January 23, 2015 Posted January 23, 2015 Hmm. I think I'd prefer to be dead than live to be 109. Can you even have sex at that age? 4
NJ123 Posted January 23, 2015 Posted January 23, 2015 Lol.... With all the guy drama we women have to deal with, I'm with this old lady!!! You go sister!!! But seriously, I have my moments where I'm at peace just being left alone without all the bull-poop you gotta deal with guys and RLs... 109-Year-Old Woman Says Secret To Long Life Is Avoiding Men I mean, all I want is a dude to consistently boink me and take me out to an occasional movie/dinner/event now and then. I don't even want to see/hear from him every day. Is that too much to ask for? Geesh Sounds like a FWB relationship would fit what you want.
autumnnight Posted January 23, 2015 Posted January 23, 2015 Hmm. I think I'd prefer to be dead than live to be 109. Can you even have sex at that age? It would certainly be a boring 109 years in many ways. LOL 1
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