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Long story short: This girl from school, who has a bf, wants to drink with me. Just me and her. I tried to make an excuse to go back to my place like, "I have a blender, we can make cocktail drinks together". She responded back by saying, "I heard YardHouse is good, and they have a bar". Im tryna seduce this chick.

 

 

I kinda already know what to do but would like to hear yalls opinion.

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How old are you?

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You are such a skank.....:laugh:

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Sloppy seconds off her bf is gross IMO.

 

Plus she's an std risk because you can't tell if she's not sleeping sound with other men too.

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Sloppy seconds off her bf is gross IMO.

 

Plus she's an std risk because you can't tell if she's not sleeping sound with other men too.

 

Yeah, that is gross...what if both of you are jizzing inside there on the same day? I don't know how prostitutes do it? Maybe a lot of douching and mouthwash (get it, they gotta rinse out that nasty mouth too :) )

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Long story short: This girl from school, who has a bf, wants to drink with me. Just me and her. I tried to make an excuse to go back to my place like, "I have a blender, we can make cocktail drinks together". She responded back by saying, "I heard YardHouse is good, and they have a bar". Im tryna seduce this chick.

 

 

I kinda already know what to do but would like to hear yalls opinion.

 

She might be the one seducing you ;)

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I'm going to use my intent translator.

 

 

You: I will make you drinks and then put it in.

 

 

Her: You must first spend money on me so that I can justify my self serving and questionable behavior with rationalizations based upon attention I'm not getting which only serve an Ego which has no place in a relationship anyways.

 

 

You: Internet Forum, tell me I'm not a bad guy!

 

 

Her: Girl BFF, OMG, this guy I'm interviewing to cheat on and replace my boyfriend with is so cheap. I'm going to try out one of the other twenty class less shmucks that I'm attracted to and see who will spend the most money on me because I'm a prostitute.

 

 

GirlBFF: Me too!

 

 

Internet Forum: Everybody who read this post is now 5% dumber.

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Long story short: This girl from school, who has a bf, wants to drink with me. Just me and her. I tried to make an excuse to go back to my place like, "I have a blender, we can make cocktail drinks together". She responded back by saying, "I heard YardHouse is good, and they have a bar". Im tryna seduce this chick.

 

 

I kinda already know what to do but would like to hear yalls opinion.

 

What a class act, you are.

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This probably isn't the best forum to get the advice you want and I bet you know where to go to get it! :p

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