CurvyGurl Posted March 28, 2005 Posted March 28, 2005 I got a response to one of my online profiles... and I had to laugh out loud! In part, here is his description (anything inciminating has been removed) ... am looking for a single woman who is a Christian, career working woman, physically attractive, in good health, sensual, delightful, exquisite, attention giving, has a loving demenor, tantalizing, succulent, mentally and emotionally stable. I am also looking for a single woman that is sweet, spiritual, sincere, special, dependable, genuine, loving, loveable, easy to get along with, thoughtful, supportive, understanding, caring, consoling, nurturing, respectable, reliable, trustworthy, family oriented, wise, intelligent, great communicator, good listener, nice, kind, cheerful, a happy person, someone who can treat a man nice, sacrifical, good mannerisms, good attitude, liberal and opened minded, can express her love willing, openly, and support a good man effectively, considerate, compassionate, romantic, warm-hearted, and just a little kinki(smile). I seek a single woman who loves and respects her father and currently has a positive relationship with him. I also seek a woman that soft, delicious, affectionate, humble, classy, humerous, tender, patient, good-tempered, desirable, generous, huggable, squeezable, blissful, blossemed, hospitable, assessable, reliable, responsible, motivated, loyal, and she can keep her man first, continually pleased and satisfied (smile). Here is the thing--- I have already MET him. He made me meet him in a bank parking lot. It was clandestine and NAS.TY. I shiver at the thought of him. Claimed it was 'really safe cause it was right off of a busy street'. Proceeded to 'interview' me as to my worthyness to date him (because women who were in their 40's were wanting to date him... uh huh) and there were plenty of fish in the sea. First he berated me for not giving him my phone # when he asked for it-- because he was in such high demand that he expected to get what he asked for and if he didn't, he could just move on to the next person. Uh huh. Then he berated me for being cautious and choosing to remain near my car. I am 5' 3", he is well over 6'. He scared me, and he made a lot of assumptions about me, my sexuality and whether or not I was interested and would be devoted to him. When I emailed him later that I was not interested in pursuing anything with him, he went off on me, telling me that I needed to be more open minded and trusting of people, and that I needed to work on my interpersonal and nonverbal communication skills-- he said I appeared to be closed off and untrusting and not open. DUHHHHHH!!!!!! So here we are 2 yrs later, almost, and he's sending a message to me... guess he is not in such high demand, now is he? I am not a paying member of this site, but if I were, I would respond with : Thank you for your response to my profile. However, sir, we have already met and you have already deemed me to be unsuitable to date you. Therefore, I would like for you to go away, leave hastily, hurry on, clear out, depart, leave, move, pull out,abandon, abdicate, absent, beat it, blast off, blow, cut out, decamp, desert, disappear, emigrate, escape, evacuate, exit, get away, git, go forth, make feet, march out, migrate, move on, move out, part, perish, pull out, quit, remove, retire, sally forth, say goodbye, scram, secede, set forth, shove off, slip away, split, start, start out, take leave, tergiversate, troop, vacate, vanish, and withdraw.
magda Posted March 28, 2005 Posted March 28, 2005 haha! I like that response I need to start saying "sally forth" in my daily vocab
Author CurvyGurl Posted March 28, 2005 Author Posted March 28, 2005 Originally posted by magda haha! I like that response I need to start saying "sally forth" in my daily vocab ROFL !!!!!!!!!!!!
lovelylady Posted March 31, 2005 Posted March 31, 2005 THAT is hysterical. I would love to see his response, if you get one. He sounds like a real ***hole. good for you.
tanbark813 Posted March 31, 2005 Posted March 31, 2005 That is funny as hell. I also like that his profile states that he's looking for a "sacrificial" woman. I guess he's in the habit of throwing virgins into volcanoes.
Author CurvyGurl Posted March 31, 2005 Author Posted March 31, 2005 LOL. I thought I was pretty danged funny--- but Im not a paying member and wasn't going to pay just to send that message. If I was, that's what I'd have sent. A**hole.
WithOrWithoutYou Posted April 3, 2005 Posted April 3, 2005 LOL, it would almost be worth paying to send him that - almost. Nah! Better to just be done with him.
tokyo Posted April 3, 2005 Posted April 3, 2005 Originally posted by tanbark813 I guess he's in the habit of throwing virgins into volcanoes. Oh my god! CurvyGurl, your post was hilarious. Thanks for sharing.
d'Arthez Posted April 3, 2005 Posted April 3, 2005 ... am looking for a single woman who is a Christian, career working woman, physically attractive, in good health, sensual, delightful, exquisite, attention giving, has a loving demenor, tantalizing, succulent, mentally and emotionally stable. I am also looking for a single woman that is sweet, spiritual, sincere, special, dependable, genuine, loving, loveable, easy to get along with, thoughtful, supportive, understanding, caring, consoling, nurturing, respectable, reliable, trustworthy, family oriented, wise, intelligent, great communicator, good listener, nice, kind, cheerful, a happy person, someone who can treat a man nice, sacrifical, good mannerisms, good attitude, liberal and opened minded, can express her love willing, openly, and support a good man effectively, considerate, compassionate, romantic, warm-hearted, and just a little kinki(smile). I seek a single woman who loves and respects her father and currently has a positive relationship with him. I also seek a woman that soft, delicious, affectionate, humble, classy, humerous, tender, patient, good-tempered, desirable, generous, huggable, squeezable, blissful, blossemed, hospitable, assessable, reliable, responsible, motivated, loyal, and she can keep her man first, continually pleased and satisfied (smile). Is this an ad for 1 woman or 4 women? I would bet the latter, because otherwise he should have written the following: Wanted: Superwoman for me to date. My qualifications: None At least he would be honest, and give himself a clue why women don't respond to him as he wants. Hilarious post Curvygurl.
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