Rene Posted March 24, 2005 Posted March 24, 2005 Just as I am waking up in the morning, a few times a week I realise that in a half-sleep state I pass wind. I have just got a new boyfriend and the embarrassment is just too much. I am vegetarian and eat well, so luckily they aren’t stinkers but they are quite loud, loud enough to wake me up. Is this normal? I have never heard a bf do it or wake me up this way - so is it just me?? for the men - would this bother you if your girlfriend was doing it? aside from the diet modifications, i guess theres no way of stopping it is there?
tiki Posted March 24, 2005 Posted March 24, 2005 I am vegetarian and eat well, so luckily they aren’t stinkers Are you implying that us meat eaters may tend to 'stink it up a little more'?! Try to make a conscious effort to not fart (if you can). That has to be so embarassing!!! I think everyone farts in their sleep (except me, of course). Bean-O? Lay off the gas-causing foods? Who knows? I say dump him and fart freely.
laRubiaBonita Posted March 24, 2005 Posted March 24, 2005 if you can sleep with him and swap spit.... a little methane and flappy cheeks should not bother him. i am sure he has done far worse(and stinky) while you were asleep! and if you are soo woriied about let him know...... i remember the exact day i told my bf he did not have to hold 'em in, as he was worried i would be totally grossed out, plus i was tird of not farting when i needed to. had i known then that my nose hairs would never come back, i may have never said anything!
Numb Posted March 24, 2005 Posted March 24, 2005 All I can say is if my girlfreind moved the sheets in the middle of the night and it woke me up I would be laughing my ass off, you know why...cause I'm a guy and farts are funny and always will be. Would I break up with her? Hell no, she's human and we humans fart thats what we do.
Beth Posted March 24, 2005 Posted March 24, 2005 If you know he's awake when the noisy gas escapes, just say "dang! who let the duck in bed with us?" if he doesn't laugh he has no sense of humor! Farts and Funny are meant for each other.
whichwayisup Posted March 24, 2005 Posted March 24, 2005 All I can say is if my girlfreind moved the sheets in the middle of the night and it woke me up I would be laughing my ass off, you know why...cause I'm a guy and farts are funny and always will be. Would I break up with her? Hell no, she's human and we humans fart thats what we do. Farts ARE FUNNY!!! I'm a gal and find it just as humourous...Those farts that linger under the covers - HEHEHE - Nasty when ya roll over and get a whiff! PEWWWWWWWW. Makes me laugh too!
manders_01 Posted March 24, 2005 Posted March 24, 2005 I have a girlfriend who told me about another girlfriend of hers who is pregnant. She refuses to have regular intercourse so her and her husband have been a#$ f*&$ing ever since. Apparently, one of the first times it happened, she let a huge one rip. No one said a thing. And I guess that she's a blunt person and normally passing gas would be nothing to her. But they since laughed considerably about it. I bet if you discuss it with him, even if he is a little grossed out, it's not going to make much of a difference. Just remind him that he does it too!
li'l bunny Posted March 24, 2005 Posted March 24, 2005 You're a vegetarian and your farts don't stink??? Do you not eat beans and lentils and brussel sprouts?? Beans, beans good for the heart the more you eat the more you fart...!
whichwayisup Posted March 24, 2005 Posted March 24, 2005 I eat broccoli and PEWWWWWWWWWWW! Stay back and shields UP baby!
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