Gold Pile Posted December 20, 2014 Posted December 20, 2014 I've always found that a lusty smooch at Xmas time can land you a ready & willing date later. Friday was the Office Xmas party. Our assistant manager is an old, grumpy cheapskate. He was phoning in an order for one pizza to feed over 12 people. I wrote down the company credit card numbers as he read them off over the phone. I slipped away to a quiet corner and ordered several pizzas, a few large salads, and 6 two liter sodas. As luck would have it ol-grumpy was in the bathroom when the large order arrived. I tipped the driver out of my own pocket, I must admit that I have a heart of gold. We were all chowing down when grumpy joined us, I told him that Mr XYZ (the co president) had upped his order. I spiked about half the sodas and everyone was soon feeling pretty good. I slipped into a supply closet, whenever a lone attractive female walked near, I opened the door and beckoned her toward me and my mistletoe. No takers at first, then I texted Ms ABC to join me,....she did! I'd say we had about 2 minutes of kissing. Truth be told I think she wanted to end it in half that time.....my bad. A mystery woman joined the party, probably in her late 40's or even early 50's she was really hot and within my preferred dating age range. (18-80) She was shocked and flattered by my beckoning. After a few sodas she joined me for a minutes worth of smooching. I asked for her number so that we could get together for dinner sometime. She said her husband wouldn't like that idea. I was hurt that a married woman would toy with my affections that way. We rejoined the party. Mr xyz was yelling at mr grumpy for buying more food than we needed. Grumpy was quite astonished and wildly looking around for me, I retreated to the closet till quitting time. I'll have to face the music Monday. I've since learned that my mystery woman was grumpy's wife, I sure hope he doesn't get wind of what she did to me. Once she calms down, I'll ask Ms ABC out on a real date. 1
lyndaaxo Posted December 21, 2014 Posted December 21, 2014 That's definitely eventful! It sounds like you get bored quite easy with the amount of trouble you caused haha. Best of luck for getting away with it on Monday!
Author Gold Pile Posted December 22, 2014 Author Posted December 22, 2014 Oddly enough my Monday has just ended and not a thing was said to me.
Author Gold Pile Posted December 22, 2014 Author Posted December 22, 2014 That's definitely eventful! It sounds like you get bored quite easy with the amount of trouble you caused haha. Best of luck for getting away with it on Monday! Oddly enough not a thing was said to me today. Pardon the double post
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