Gold Pile Posted November 30, 2014 Posted November 30, 2014 My neighbor's oldest son is a carpet installer that has somehow gotten the impression that I'm a womanizer. He excitedly told me that he had an install scheduled at the house of a very attractive divorcee in her 40's. I had to admit she was in my preferred age dating range (18-80). Monday I was there pretending to measure things while the guys (who had already premeasured) did the real work. She mostly sat around reading a book in the rooms we weren't working at the moment. I had plenty of time to hit on her. Eventually she agreed to a lunch date for the week after Thanksgiving. As we were finally packing up to go, one guy was upset that he couldn't find his pack of cigarettes. I observantly pointed him to the little lump under the carpet in the living room. After a whispered debate he flattened the lump with his toolbox. Just then my future date came in and gave him the pack of cigarettes that he'd forgotten on the back deck. She asked us if we'd seen her escaped hamster around. We left in a hurry. I have her number but I'm not sure I'll bother calling about our date. 5
Art_Critic Posted November 30, 2014 Posted November 30, 2014 and neither of you got a chance to find out if the carpet matched the drapes 5
FitChick Posted November 30, 2014 Posted November 30, 2014 She asked us if we'd seen her escaped hamster around. We left in a hurry. That joke is probably as old as you are. 6
Art_Critic Posted December 1, 2014 Posted December 1, 2014 There is a carpet munching joke in there somewhere 3
Author Gold Pile Posted December 1, 2014 Author Posted December 1, 2014 and neither of you got a chance to find out if the carpet matched the drapes I knew a wit would say that. Should've known it would be Art. 1
Author Gold Pile Posted December 1, 2014 Author Posted December 1, 2014 That joke is probably as old as you are. I wish it was a joke, the installers are concerned about losing their jobs and that poor woman is in for an awful surprise. It appears that I wasted hours scoring a date that will now never happen. No winners here. 1
Mascara Posted December 1, 2014 Posted December 1, 2014 is this serious?....... Just add the words "Dear Penthouse...." to the start of his threads. It helps to place them in context. 2
Author Gold Pile Posted December 1, 2014 Author Posted December 1, 2014 Just add the words "Dear Penthouse...." to the start of his threads. It helps to place them in context.LOL:lmao: Pies, I like your plan, it may save the day (or date)yet 1
smackie9 Posted December 1, 2014 Posted December 1, 2014 That joke is so old when I laughed I fell of my dinosaur lol 1
Author Gold Pile Posted December 2, 2014 Author Posted December 2, 2014 That joke is so old when I laughed I fell of my dinosaur lol :lmao: I wish it was a joke:(
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