blind_otter Posted March 17, 2005 Posted March 17, 2005 So I went out to that concert last night and I was soooooo stooooooooned. I was having loads of fun. At first it was awkward but I ran into friends and relaxed. Ran into old boyfriend who was very flirtatious, we ended up having wild crazy good sex. I had a great time, he slept over and gave me a ride to work this morning. He got a phone call at like 7am and tells some chick he got too drunk to drive and slept in his car downtown! I was like, uh.... So he says, "I am kind of seeing this girl" ..... which actually meant that he has a girlfriend. What an a**h***. I suppose I never asked his status to begin with, so whatever, but man come ON. I told him it was fun, but I wasn't interested in doing THAT again because he has a girlfriend. What a total dumbass. I felt bad for his girlfriend. It was such a see-through, bogus lie. The funniest (?) part is that she is 17 and he is 26. So it's not like the healthiest relationship to begin with. Also, he kept referring to his girlfriend (of 6 months, mind you) as "what's her name" Some guys are just total a**h***s.
Merin Posted March 17, 2005 Posted March 17, 2005 He referred to her as whats her name? LOL and she's 17 to his 26? Damn Girl.. I'm sorry.. Maybe after he dropped you at work he hurried over to take her to her first class.. don't want to miss spring a fling at the ol high school.. What a ****er!
Author blind_otter Posted March 17, 2005 Author Posted March 17, 2005 Well at least I got banged hardcore, doggy style, last night and this morning. But this was all before I actually knew he had a GF, so ya know.... blaaaaaah. Men are pigs. My friend Keith, who I totally ditched at the concert last night like a dumbass, said I was going to become a lesbian soon if I didn't watch out!!!!
Sad Flower Posted March 17, 2005 Posted March 17, 2005 uh what an A$$....does statuatory rape come to mind for him....Don't bother with that little loser!!
Author blind_otter Posted March 17, 2005 Author Posted March 17, 2005 He was all "Let's hang out as friends, at least, I want to break up with her blah blah blah...." That's good, sadflower. If I ever do see him again, which I will at the Melt Banana concert in June, I will be like, "Hey, what's up, statutory!"
EC Posted March 17, 2005 Posted March 17, 2005 freak that you FINALLY got banged hardcore doggystyle !!!!!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOO! Ok but yeah what a loser...and shes 17..shes probably all like..damn poor thing he had to sleep in a car boo hoo....God guys can be such pricks!!!
tanbark813 Posted March 17, 2005 Posted March 17, 2005 While what he did was scandalous, the shady behavior is not gender-specific. People can be such pricks. Peruse my posts over the past 3 years if you doubt the potential scandalousness of females.
Author blind_otter Posted March 17, 2005 Author Posted March 17, 2005 Yeah at least I got some ass. He has a VERY THICK PENIS. So it was alllllll good. But I still felt bad for the little girl. Innnnocence! Innnn-o-cence!!! We had a long talk about open relationships. My personal theory that humans are not monogamous and from here on out I will assume I am being cheated on and just stop caring about it. I also mentioned that I don't want or need a relationship at this point in my life, but eventually I do want to reproduce, so it's kind of a catch-22. I hate men mostly, though, and want to buy a strap on and see how the other half lives.
tanbark813 Posted March 17, 2005 Posted March 17, 2005 Originally posted by blind_otter I hate men mostly, though, and want to buy a strap on and see how the other half lives. I think you'll be disappointed.
EC Posted March 17, 2005 Posted March 17, 2005 poor TB...one day man One day.... My personal theory that humans are not monogamous and from here on out I will assume I am being cheated on and just stop caring about it. I have to agree with you here sista! I'm starting to get the same mentality.
Author blind_otter Posted March 17, 2005 Author Posted March 17, 2005 Originally posted by tanbark813 I think you'll be disappointed. I KNOW! My friend Keith said the same thing. I think I would, too, as dildos just don't really do it for me. Women just don't have the thrusting power that men do. Maybe if I worked my hams and quads out more, instead of the mile walks that I do to and from my parking garage. Cheater called me at work to "see what's up" --- weird. He is NOT luring me into that game. I'm not doing that. He agreed with me in principle about the non-monogamy thing, but said that "what's her name" was too sensitive or unable to handle the concept. My ideal relationship, I sometimes think, would be with a woman AND a man. A woman like my friend Roxi, and a man.....whoever. blah blah blah, I don't care as long as he has girth. You know, someone I could split chores with and hang out with like a sista and fool around with, and occassionally include the dude who would mostly be hanging with his friends? And then not care that he cheats as long as he uses protection because (a) I already have HPV and (b) I have my sista lady to hang with and mess around with. I am a sick puppy.
WithOrWithoutYou Posted March 18, 2005 Posted March 18, 2005 Originally posted by tanbark813 While what he did was scandalous, the shady behavior is not gender-specific. People can be such pricks. What he said. It's not a "men" thing, it is a "people" thing. There are men who do not cheat, and there are certainly women who do. It sounds like you just have not been dating the right men. I will agree that the ex who banged you while cheating on his 17-year-old GF of 6 months whom he refers to as "what's her name" is a real piece of $h|t though.
Author blind_otter Posted March 18, 2005 Author Posted March 18, 2005 You know, when she called him he was all "Oh, honey I was too drunk to drive home so I slept in my car." WTF? Who accepts that as a valid answer??? (Answer: a 17 year old girl) How many people have been duped by an explanation like that?
Mr Spock Posted March 18, 2005 Posted March 18, 2005 Who is dumb enough to date a guy like that? Answer-a 17 year old girl. That's why guys like them around that age, they're so eager to please they eat all the sh*t he has to offer and asks for more. And they have less body fat.
Author blind_otter Posted March 18, 2005 Author Posted March 18, 2005 I am constantly having my faith in humanity gradually erased. Of course I like in FL and it's been mopey, raining and gray here for the last 5 days and I think I might shoot someone if something doesn't change soon. I NEED SUNLIGHT! I got yet another letter from my exHusband, who is confusing the f*ck out of me. He hates me, he loves me, he hates me, he loves me.... I was with him for like 4 years (+/- some months) and we went through so much sh*t and part of it....I put him through....he put me through....blah blah blah. I hate men sometimes. I love men sometimes. Mainly I am just a crazy bitch. He won't sign the divorce papers...he wants to try to be together after he gets on probation in March 2006. He will be living 2 hours away from me and wants an open, long-distance relationship. I swear TO GOD..... I talked to Keith finally last night and he was like, YOU certainly had a good time. I made out with this lesbian I know, who I only seem to run into at coffeeshops and bars, who I only seem to remember talking to about half the time, and who I always end up making out with. She is a damn good kisser, but jeez, you'd think I would remember this sh*t. I must have a reputation around town by now. I-da-ho. I need to go into hiding and think of some other way to have fun. And NO I will not be attending any church groups in the near future.
LittleMiss Posted March 18, 2005 Posted March 18, 2005 No don't go to church it'll probably catch on fire!
Mr Spock Posted March 19, 2005 Posted March 19, 2005 I think that just because BO conveys her situation with humour to the message board doesn't mean it's OK for anyone to rib her about her lifestyle or choices. Just because SHE states she can be a total numbskull when it comes to making boyfriend choices doesn't mean it's OK for anyone to jest about it. I'm not trying to single anyone out here, I've just read several of her threads where she starts to talk about her problems and several posters make statements to the effect of "Oh, it's just that crazy BO being CRAZY again" Not that anyone's deliberately trying to insult her, but for example-you've got a blonde friend who you like but sometimes falls into the ditzy blonde category. So you and a couple other friends start hurling blonde jokes at her, and it ends up pissing her off. Why? Because repetition of stuff like that gets old, fast. Does anyone get what I'm trying to say? I am trying to express it more clearly but am having problems.
Author blind_otter Posted March 21, 2005 Author Posted March 21, 2005 Yeah well you know. I personally ascribe to the theory that it's better to be brutally honest with myself and everyone else than it is to (a) suppress my thoughts (b) suppress my actions and make myself out to be some holier than thou person who is better than everyone else. I f*ck up on such a regular basis that I joke with friends about the fact that my life provides entertainment for my associates who have a more take outlook on life/experience with things. People can rib me, I will have my temper tantrums....and awaaaaaay we goooooooo. I spock and would give her "rug burn" on her face any day.
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