lindseyx88 Posted November 19, 2014 Posted November 19, 2014 This is going to sound completely foolish but here goes nothing... Me and my boyfriend have been together for 8 months but I've known the kid my whole life and we were best friends before dating. We don't officially live together but he'll spend at least 4 days out of the week at my place. My boyfriend has an adderall prescription and he took it later in the day than he should've. I started to fall asleep at 1 AM while he was still up watching tv and I didn't think anything of it. Well we both woke up at 7 AM and he just looked at me and laughed and I was like "What?" and he was like "Babe, I tell you this because I love you but you farted in your sleep last night." I WAS MORTIFIED! I immediately was like "oh my god shut up" and rolled back over, dying of embarrassment. He thought it was funny though and was like "I heard it and I died laughing for like 10 mins!" Great, even better. He noticed I was embarrassed and he was like "hey hey hey i dont even care i just thought it was hilarious!!" I ended up going downstairs and my phone was in my pocket and it buzzed and he sent me a text saying "I love you with all my heart." So that made me feel a little better knowing that he genuinely did not care at all. It's so strange to me because I came from a house of 3 older brothers who would constantly fart on me just to be annoying so you would think these types of things wouldn't phase me but oh god am I mortified. STILL. He never mentioned it again after I left the room but yikes. He's definitely one of those guys who thinks farts are hilarious. If we're watching a movie and there's something to do with farts, he thinks its great. He even told me a story about a farting contest he had with one of his roommates. But the weirdest part is, he's never farted in front of me. Ever. Except for in his sleep as well (which I reminded him of while he was laughing at me and his response was "well...I'm a guy") but there's never been a time where we've just been sitting around and he's accidentally farted. It doesn't bother me when he does it and I certainly don't think any less of him at all...so why am I so friggen mortified?!
MercuryMorrison1 Posted November 19, 2014 Posted November 19, 2014 You need to lighten up a little. A farts a fart we all do it . I understand some people think its rude or whatever...But in the end its just a natural bodily function and nothing more. He's certainly not thinking any less of you because you cut a fart in front of him lol. 1
todreaminblue Posted November 20, 2014 Posted November 20, 2014 I would be mortified too.....at the end of the day what can you do ......you still have to see the guy again.he still loves you you love him....the feelings of embarrassment will fade.....or drop him...kidding.......smilin.....deb
Zahara Posted November 20, 2014 Posted November 20, 2014 My mom is 68 years old and she has never farted in her life, so she says! Lighten up. The first one is always the hardest It won't be embarrassing the next time you accidentally toot! And most guys don't care. 1
Leigh 87 Posted November 20, 2014 Posted November 20, 2014 I know how embarrassing it is! I never, ahem, pass wind, in front of men anymore, I did it with my ex and it killed his sex drive towards me. SO yeah, I never expel wind lol in front of ANY guy now, and when I was asleep and I JUST woke up, I accidently let one slip:o and in front of a guy I had only just met:o He just said " it happens, you are human!" I was mortified too... especially since I didn't know him that well ( I just crashed there after going out, nothing happened).
mammasita Posted November 20, 2014 Posted November 20, 2014 I never ever fart!!!!! I poof pixie dust and it smells of fresh roses.
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