browneyes88 Posted November 11, 2014 Posted November 11, 2014 You've been dating an awesome guy/girl for 4 weeks. Just got the urge to "drop off the kids". Do you: A. Say nothing more than "be right back", go do it, wash, come back. Do not turn on the water or other concealing methods. B. Sneak away to do it but turn the water on or make noise somehow. C. Hold it, for hours if need be, until he/she isn't around. D. make an excuse to leave, drive down the road, blow up a gas station or grocery store bathroom, come back. E. Stand up, say "gotta take a poop" and go do it. Are you: Male Female I ask because I've always been more of an "E" girl, I must admit, and my current boyfriend told me it was "pretty awesome that I can take a sh*t with no shame", which I've never heard a guy say to me before. Most are OK with it but think it's a bit weird, but he just embraced it, figuratively.
carhill Posted November 11, 2014 Posted November 11, 2014 'Could you excuse me? I need to use the bathroom.' Male. I did pretty much the same with every woman I dated, including my exW, when we were dating. After we got married and started living together, such formalities generally went away. Also, since I had a number of female friends over the decades, it was the same with them, whether at their homes or mine.
Author browneyes88 Posted November 11, 2014 Author Posted November 11, 2014 'Could you excuse me? I need to use the bathroom.' Male. I did pretty much the same with every woman I dated, including my exW, when we were dating. After we got married and started living together, such formalities generally went away. Also, since I had a number of female friends over the decades, it was the same with them, whether at their homes or mine. Yours could fall under "A".
Toodaloo Posted November 11, 2014 Posted November 11, 2014 Poo is a strange location???? Dear God have you gone out of your mind!!!! I can't even go when on holiday until it becomes an emergency and I have a week backed up in there!!! I can only go in my own home, or the homes of very close relatives/ friends... How about "Evacuate bowels and squeeze every drop out prior to going to stay so you can hang on until you get home again"... That gives me around 48 hours if need be. Plenty of time to get back again as I will have to see to the animals! Female - but I get poo shy... Last time I was in hospital they wouldn't let me go home until I had a poo... I had 2 weeks backed up in there and couldn't go... They found me a loo in a ward that wasn't being used so I could have so peace...
Toodaloo Posted November 11, 2014 Posted November 11, 2014 Oh and just a tip - if you do a smelly one grab the loo cleaner and squirt a bit round before you flush... I don't know why but it works...
Emilia Posted November 11, 2014 Posted November 11, 2014 Depends on whether he has one of those ensuite bathrooms/loos, oh man those are awkward. After a month of dating it's probably E otherwise it's A. If the bathroom walls are thin and ventilation is a problem then C.
xxmusical Posted November 11, 2014 Posted November 11, 2014 Haha if it's been only a month of dating, I'll probably choose C, or wait til I'm home I think it took less than 2 months for my SO to open up about needing to go "#2" (since it's his place anyway), but it took me maybe 3 months or so to mutter embarrassingly, "I need to use the bathroom." And that was because I had a stomachache...so yeah...
Eternal Sunshine Posted November 11, 2014 Posted November 11, 2014 I make an excuse and go drive to the nearest gas station
todreaminblue Posted November 11, 2014 Posted November 11, 2014 May i use your bathroom please? female take in my handbag of tricks
Million.to.1 Posted November 11, 2014 Posted November 11, 2014 A or E female. People should carry matches. They are, by far, the best air freshener. Better for your nose, better for the environment. 1
Toodaloo Posted November 11, 2014 Posted November 11, 2014 People should carry matches. They are, by far, the best air freshener. Better for your nose, better for the environment. You clearly have never had to have this discussion with my ex... Matches would have been FAR too dangerous... I think his "emissions" were worse for the environment than a squirt of air freshener... A herd of cows produces less methane... I like my little house... I want it to remain in one piece...
Stillits Posted November 11, 2014 Posted November 11, 2014 I'm an A type of person. I don't think it's necessary to announce what I do in the toilet but if I have to go, I have to go. I know of girls who would rather hold it in for hours than go to the toilet at their SO's place though..
bastus Posted November 11, 2014 Posted November 11, 2014 male ,A first , if she insist want to know , i will go E.
mammasita Posted November 11, 2014 Posted November 11, 2014 HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAA!!!! this is HILARIOUS! My BF has a 5 year old that is absolutely OBSESSED with what goes on in the bathroom. Even when I am just going pee she knocks on the door... "Are you going POO? Why is the fan on?" I literally have to wait until I am alone, she is asleep or otherwise occupied with something more entertaining than somebody dropping a load in the toilet. Even funnier, she tells me its OK because everyone goes POO and I shouldn't be embarrassed. Even her mom goes POO.
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