Gold Pile Posted November 10, 2014 Posted November 10, 2014 After dinner she took me back to her place, she asked me to forgive the mess. She and her ex had been remodeling and old house, they gutted it and got divorced before it was finished. She ignored the various chairs and chose to sit astraddle the cast iron radiator. I asked her what she was doing. She said she was warming up a meal for me. I was confused as no oven or microwave was to be seen . Still instinct told me I was gonna score. I did, it was a great date. 5
Art_Critic Posted November 10, 2014 Posted November 10, 2014 Hopefully she wasn't having to thaw it 5
Author Gold Pile Posted November 10, 2014 Author Posted November 10, 2014 Hopefully she wasn't having to thaw it You're the best Art. 2
Author Gold Pile Posted November 10, 2014 Author Posted November 10, 2014 Did she make you roast beef? Thought you were gonna say fish 4
amaysngrace Posted November 10, 2014 Posted November 10, 2014 Thought you were gonna say fish It sounds like you had a pleasant evening so I would not be crude. Did you send her flowers at her job? Girls like that. 2
Author Gold Pile Posted November 10, 2014 Author Posted November 10, 2014 It sounds like you had a pleasant evening so I would not be crude. Did you send her flowers at her job? Girls like that. You do seem the classy (and very cute) type. Why send flowers, the wooing is over. 2
Art_Critic Posted November 11, 2014 Posted November 11, 2014 You do seem the classy (and very cute) type. Why send flowers, the wooing is over. GP, to keep the door open... otherwise it'll slam shut and no radiator will be able to open it, it will take the jaws of life and 2 firemen to open her back up I like the roast reference though .. there are more jokes there... 1
losangelena Posted November 11, 2014 Posted November 11, 2014 Nah. Do a girl right the first time and she will call again. Flowers are for guys who don't handle business in the bedroom. I would like to respectfully disagree! My guy knows how to handle his business in the bedroom and STILL gets me flowers once a week. That's called being a gentleman. 1
browneyes88 Posted November 11, 2014 Posted November 11, 2014 I would like to respectfully disagree! My guy knows how to handle his business in the bedroom and STILL gets me flowers once a week. That's called being a gentleman. Nothing wrong with doing both. I don't get the either/or mentality of so many people. Sweet lovemaking, or raw, dirty, crazy sex? Why not both? Same night, or different nights, whatever. A guy can be masculine AND kind, not all nice guys are wussies and not all "alpha" guys are *********s. We have to get rid of this "either/or" mentality. 1
losangelena Posted November 11, 2014 Posted November 11, 2014 We have to get rid of this "either/or" mentality. I never said anything about an either/or mentality. It's all good with me!
browneyes88 Posted November 11, 2014 Posted November 11, 2014 I never said anything about an either/or mentality. It's all good with me! I know, I was agreeing with you! Just adding my $0.02.
losangelena Posted November 11, 2014 Posted November 11, 2014 I know, I was agreeing with you! Just adding my $0.02. Ah! Right on!
Author Gold Pile Posted November 11, 2014 Author Posted November 11, 2014 LMAO at this thread! Of course the jokes are going over my head.
Author Gold Pile Posted November 11, 2014 Author Posted November 11, 2014 GP, to keep the door open... otherwise it'll slam shut and no radiator will be able to open it, it will take the jaws of life and 2 firemen to open her back up I like the roast reference though .. there are more jokes there... Yup, those dang firemen get all the action. I should start impersonating one.
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