frozengirl Posted November 3, 2014 Posted November 3, 2014 Which have been some of the worse and best excuses you have heard from people you have dated or tried to date? I am not sure if it courts as an excuse but I've been stood up. What about you?
LostOnes05 Posted November 3, 2014 Posted November 3, 2014 Oh, I've got good ones...Let's see 1) My foot is messed up (It actually was but not to the degree she said) 2) Can we reschedule? My friend is leaving town and I want to finish her card... ( -__-) 3) (girl 1 the next day) Umm, I can't meet today either...can we meet tomorrow? (Gets called out for flaking)...Can we just be friends then? (-__-) 4) (girl 1 after not talking for 2 months I accidentally sent her a funny pic via mass text) She says How are you? I miss you... (-__-) Pissed off time...refocus 5) (girl 2) He I've got good news and bad news (day before date)...My friend surprised me and came into town and I haven't seen her in a long time (her good news...like I believed that). Bad news is we have to reschedule (never does) (-__-) 6) (girl 2...a week later) Me: So let's meet up this weekend. Her: Umm, I might not be able to..let me check my schedule. (a day later)...umm, I don't know when I'm gonna be free. (-__-) Me: ohh, ok gotcha. Her: Wait, but let me see and I'll let you know (still waiting...not really though) *I seem to attract flakes like it's winter time...
Tayken Posted November 3, 2014 Posted November 3, 2014 but I've been stood up. Personally I haven't, but it is very common out there from what I hear. Other excuses you read about on here include.... 1. I got called into work last minute 2. Have to baby sit for family member 3. Feeling under the weather 4. Pet is not feeling well 5. Car trouble In some cases, it's because the person had a better offer.
FortunateSon Posted November 3, 2014 Posted November 3, 2014 Always seems like the girls I am interested in the most are the flakiest. This weekend I got a "I have my grandpas birthday which I forgot about" and then when I asked about for doing lunch instead I got "I have church at 10am, I don't want to say yes if I can't make it". Doesn't sound like someone who is very interested?!
JuneJulySeptember Posted November 3, 2014 Posted November 3, 2014 There's so many. One time a woman told me her mother was lost and she had to find her. Typically, I meet women through friends and they always say, "Yea, let's meet up as long as it's in a group." There's a lot more. But my favorite is probably a woman agreeing to go on a date with me on a Thursday, then messaging me back saying she couldn't make the date on Wednesday. When I told her she had the date wrong, she just didn't respond. It's not really 'funny' IMO. But it's something you deal with.
Author frozengirl Posted November 3, 2014 Author Posted November 3, 2014 Haha man those are all pretty messed up and funny.
cdt76 Posted November 3, 2014 Posted November 3, 2014 "I have to go to a house warming party" "Oh I forgot, I have my kids" The best is when they just don't text back to confirm they are actually going.
CarrieT Posted November 3, 2014 Posted November 3, 2014 As I am sitting at the restaurant, I get the phone call: "My neighbor hanged himself and I found the body." Funny how nothing ever appeared in our small town newspaper or that I never heard from the guy again... :rolleyes:
Eternal Sunshine Posted November 3, 2014 Posted November 3, 2014 After first time sex: "I have just been called into work". On Sunday evening.
Keenly Posted November 3, 2014 Posted November 3, 2014 I made plans with her about 3 days out, with her agreeing to them. The night before I sent her a text that was something along the lines of, "so I'll see you at blah blah blah" tomorrow? "I'm not sure" No thanks.
Keenly Posted November 3, 2014 Posted November 3, 2014 After first time sex: "I have just been called into work". On Sunday evening. Ouch. Was this right after?
d0nnivain Posted November 3, 2014 Posted November 3, 2014 I have to reschedule because I have to go see my psychiatrist. I'm all for people getting help but don't disclose you are in therapy before the 1st date.
Andy_K Posted November 3, 2014 Posted November 3, 2014 I have a hard time remembering them. As soon as I get the flaky excuse I kind of instantly forget it and file the girl under 'lost cause'. Car broke down was one. Got sick. Friend/relative visiting unplanned.
LostOnes05 Posted November 3, 2014 Posted November 3, 2014 A girl my friend was talking to told him she had to do laundry the day of their date...I guess she didn't realize she was tagged in a picture on Facebook at a club. My buddy took a pic of it and sent it to her via text saying, "You might want to use a little more Tide next time".
Author frozengirl Posted November 4, 2014 Author Posted November 4, 2014 A girl my friend was talking to told him she had to do laundry the day of their date...I guess she didn't realize she was tagged in a picture on Facebook at a club. My buddy took a pic of it and sent it to her via text saying, "You might want to use a little more Tide next time". Ha Facebook is too much sometimes see what happens when you try to set up friends with friends lol.
Giggle Posted November 4, 2014 Posted November 4, 2014 I told my mom I'd go to church with her (an hr before the meet, Friday at 5. Hmm) The next week he had a load of wood from work and his boss invited him to a church thing. On a Friday. That kept him till 9.
StanMusial Posted November 4, 2014 Posted November 4, 2014 A girl stood me up one time. Hours after I was supposed to meet her she texted me "Sorry I had to go meet with my lawyer." I never spoke to her again but I heard through the grapevine that she had been arrested for assault against her sister.
Frank2thepoint Posted November 4, 2014 Posted November 4, 2014 Girls I've asked out on, usually give me the "I'm busy" answer. Most recent girl told me "I'm busy this week, I'll let you know. I have to get my life in order". My recent ex broke up with me using this gem: Her: I've felt uneasy about you for several weeks. Me: Why didn't you say anything about this before? Her: I should have told you, but I didn't know how. Sorry. F*cking golden.
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