Author writergal Posted October 11, 2014 Author Posted October 11, 2014 He kissed with no tongue It was like kissing a Bissell He swallowed my face. 1
Snagglepuss89 Posted October 11, 2014 Posted October 11, 2014 I found out one night My biggest instant turnoff "I am with PETA" When I see the words "Want a redneck Romeo" I die more each time 1
Shining One Posted October 11, 2014 Posted October 11, 2014 I sent a message The girl said I was too short I'm five-eleven. 1
Author writergal Posted October 11, 2014 Author Posted October 11, 2014 They all hunt and fish. I don't; I read and I write. Where is my book nerd?
Snagglepuss89 Posted October 11, 2014 Posted October 11, 2014 They all hunt and fish. I don't; I read and I write. Where is my book nerd? Near Pennsylvania? Good looking with low standards? Gotta start somewhere. 2
Author writergal Posted October 11, 2014 Author Posted October 11, 2014 Near Pennsylvania? Good looking with low standards? Gotta start somewhere. In Minnesota. Good looking with high standards! Gotta start somewhere.
Snagglepuss89 Posted October 11, 2014 Posted October 11, 2014 Alas, Writergal Three thousand more posts than me I have wacky rules 1
Author writergal Posted October 11, 2014 Author Posted October 11, 2014 Catch up Snagglepuss! I've been here longer than you. Rules are for fools, (sometimes).
Snagglepuss89 Posted October 11, 2014 Posted October 11, 2014 I'll bet this thread helps Back to online dating though It sucks, to be blunt 1
Author writergal Posted October 11, 2014 Author Posted October 11, 2014 Online dating is hard, frustrating and a drag, yet we persevere.
CaliGypsy Posted October 11, 2014 Posted October 11, 2014 He kissed with no tongue It was like kissing a Bissell He swallowed my face. You are so funny . Seriously , WG if you were a man , you'd be the one for me. I love a man that keeps me laughing, and who shares my taste in movies. But man have you had some bad dates . I hope you're writing a book! I'd buy it for sure! 1
Author writergal Posted October 11, 2014 Author Posted October 11, 2014 You are so funny . Seriously , WG if you were a man , you'd be the one for me. I love a man that keeps me laughing, and who shares my taste in movies. But man have you had some bad dates . I hope you're writing a book! I'd buy it for sure! Haha thanks Cali for the compliment! I sort of feel like the Kinsey of online dating, researching bad dates...so maybe I'll come up with a WriterGal report like he did for his sex report. Haha! 1
ShawnKintaudi Posted October 11, 2014 Posted October 11, 2014 They want a good man I am that good man who cooks Perhaps it's my looks 1
Author writergal Posted October 12, 2014 Author Posted October 12, 2014 Your beach thong photo made me spit-take my coffee Old men in thongs: EWWW!!!
Snagglepuss89 Posted October 12, 2014 Posted October 12, 2014 Are you kidding me "My friends need to like you first" What are you, thirteen? 2
Author writergal Posted October 12, 2014 Author Posted October 12, 2014 He lives with his mom no job, no money, no car Why is he dating?! 1
quidproquo89 Posted October 12, 2014 Posted October 12, 2014 You Can't Hurry Love, (no) Can't Get No Satisfaction Haven't Met You Yet 1
jay1983 Posted October 12, 2014 Posted October 12, 2014 Too many things, I really don't know where to start. lol 1
Author writergal Posted October 12, 2014 Author Posted October 12, 2014 Too many things, I really don't know where to start. lol Wax on, wax off Jay. Think about it and then start. Online dating...ugh.
Shining One Posted October 13, 2014 Posted October 13, 2014 I gave her a rose She said it was beautiful She never called back. We had seven dates I suggested a beach date She said I was cheap. 2
Snagglepuss89 Posted October 14, 2014 Posted October 14, 2014 "Ask" isn't enough "Hi" to make up a haiku "Goodbye" to mock you In these two haikus I wrote twenty six times more Than most profiles 1
Author writergal Posted October 14, 2014 Author Posted October 14, 2014 Eight emails later The spark I thought was there, isn't. He's not interested. Don't send me a flirt "Hey there," with a smiley face Make an effort, please. Give me liberty, or give me death, because I hate online dating.
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