mightycpa Posted October 9, 2014 Posted October 9, 2014 Online dating's rough Efficiency cuts both ways No personal touch WriterGal, what's up? A fine challenge you've thrown down! Two entries for me. I've got a lot more. But I'd just be showing off. So I'll stop right here. I had a good time. Maybe we'll do it again. Sound familiar? 1
Million.to.1 Posted October 9, 2014 Posted October 9, 2014 I sent him a wink he replied with a message "do you do anal?" 4
Snagglepuss89 Posted October 9, 2014 Posted October 9, 2014 Fisher and a fish Never a tug on my line Starving cannibal 1
Natsu21 Posted October 9, 2014 Posted October 9, 2014 She drove down to me says I'm sweet and a fun guy then she friendzones me. 1
Mrin Posted October 9, 2014 Posted October 9, 2014 Drinking too much wine, She became honey badger, I dodged a bullet. 1
Author writergal Posted October 11, 2014 Author Posted October 11, 2014 I drove an hour, He texted me to cancel, I ate lunch alone. He's a sci fi nerd Who just talked about Star Trek Where's my death ray gun? 2
mightycpa Posted October 11, 2014 Posted October 11, 2014 My profile must suck. What else could explain failure? No emails, no winks. 1
mightycpa Posted October 11, 2014 Posted October 11, 2014 Must find some poontang I'll text her all day and night And blow up her phone 1
Author writergal Posted October 11, 2014 Author Posted October 11, 2014 Awesome haikus people. Helps to know we're all in this online dating game (a nightmare at times) together! Don't give up hope yet You are all awesome people Love will find a way! 1
KatZee Posted October 11, 2014 Posted October 11, 2014 I met a stalker. Someone threatened to kill me. Deactivated. 2
mightycpa Posted October 11, 2014 Posted October 11, 2014 He's a sci fi nerd Who just talked about Star Trek Where's my death ray gun? Not a death ray gun. It's called a phaser, my dear What I could teach you. 2
Author writergal Posted October 11, 2014 Author Posted October 11, 2014 He was really hot But all his drug felonies Made me think twice, once. 2
Author writergal Posted October 11, 2014 Author Posted October 11, 2014 Not a death ray gun. It's called a phaser, my dear What I could teach you. Teach me Obi-Wan You're my only hope (so far) Where is that R-2?
mightycpa Posted October 11, 2014 Posted October 11, 2014 I dated OFF line. Plenty of problems and fun Then I met The One. 2
Author writergal Posted October 11, 2014 Author Posted October 11, 2014 I dated OFF line. Plenty of problems and fun Then I met The One. I will try that then. Online dating is so hard. Where are the good guys?
mightycpa Posted October 11, 2014 Posted October 11, 2014 Teach me Obi-Wan You're my only hope (so far) Where is that R-2? One future, one past. Both are from the seventies. Star Trek, not Star Wars. 1
Author writergal Posted October 11, 2014 Author Posted October 11, 2014 Two captains, one ship Kirk and then Jean Luc Piccard Enterprise, engage. 1
mightycpa Posted October 11, 2014 Posted October 11, 2014 I will try that then. Online dating is so hard. Where are the good guys? I'm off the market; Still, one can't help but wonder. Timing's everything. 1
michellew Posted October 11, 2014 Posted October 11, 2014 Date was going great Until I met his GIANT dong Couldn't walk for days 2
Author writergal Posted October 11, 2014 Author Posted October 11, 2014 I'm off the market; Still, one can't help but wonder. Timing's everything. Your wife is lucky; I think she caught a good one. Congrats to you both.
CaliGypsy Posted October 11, 2014 Posted October 11, 2014 You parked on the sidewalk Everywhere you looked but at me The ocean was soothing You said I look high No date for you jackass You probably have VD This is fun, thanks ! Some of these made me lol. (And cringe for those that suffered through them) 1
Author writergal Posted October 11, 2014 Author Posted October 11, 2014 You parked on the sidewalk Everywhere you looked but at me The ocean was soothing You said I look high No date for you jackass You probably have VD This is fun, thanks ! Some of these made me lol. (And cringe for those that suffered through them) Yeah it is fun to share our bad online dating experiences. There's some doozies in this thread! I feel for everyone who has posted, I really do! Keep 'em coming!
Shining One Posted October 11, 2014 Posted October 11, 2014 She asked me to wait I was happy to oblige The other guy scored. 2
Phoe Posted October 11, 2014 Posted October 11, 2014 LOL this thread is great! Sent me a message It said "sexy ass lips gurl" I facepalmed so hard 2
NJ123 Posted October 11, 2014 Posted October 11, 2014 Woman wants threesome Her boyfriend would be involved No response from me 1
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